| Date | Transaction |
| 02-28-2047 | Dave Bausch has retired from football. |
| 09-17-2046 | The St. Louis Cardinals have waived Dave Bausch. |
| 08-28-2045 | The St. Louis Cardinals have moved Dave Bausch to the active roster. The St. Louis Cardinals have moved Art Lindsey to the inactive roster. |
| 08-28-2045 | The St. Louis Cardinals have reverted Dirtybird Nastyquack's name to Dave Bausch. |
| 08-28-2045 | The St. Louis Cardinals have acquired Dirtybird Nastyquack from the waiver wire. |
| 08-20-2045 | The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have waived Dirtybird Nastyquack. |
| 08-20-2045 | The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved James "DarryDawdle" Boyd, Larry Parks, Gary Mitchell, Steven Nichols, and Jeroy Williams to the active roster. The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Dirtybird Nastyquack, Kris P. Kritter, Skippy Dampner, and Shabop Shabop to the inactive roster. |
| 08-29-2044 | The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Dirtybird Nastyquack, Biggeran Schmidt, Kris P. Kritter, and Hap Instance to the active roster. The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved James Boyd, Ethan Brown, Hi Yowarski, and Mighty Hurley to the inactive roster. |
| 08-08-2044 | The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Ethan Brown, Hostile Dogstyle, and Mighty Hurley to the active roster. The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Dirtybird Nastyquack, Biggeran Schmidt, Skippy Dampner, and Hap Instance to the inactive roster. |
| 08-10-2043 | The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Dirtybird Nastyquack to the active roster. The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Mighty Hurley to the inactive roster. |
| 08-10-2043 | The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Tony Nealy, Robert Klasnic, Assassin Baldassin, Mike Bergold, Monsanto Adams, Willie Smith, Passing Lane, and Dinty Green to the active roster. The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Max "Rubble" Hubbell, Waskly Wabbitt, Dirtybird Nastyquack, Biggeran Schmidt, Kris P. Kritter, Skippy Dampner, Hizzenher Suit, and Shabop Shabop to the inactive roster. |
| 11-23-2042 | The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have placed Dirtybird Nastyquack on the Injured Reserve list for the remainder of the season. |
| 11-23-2042 | The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Dirtybird Nastyquack to the inactive roster. |
| 11-23-2042 | Dirtybird Nastyquack of the Memphis Mephitic Miasma is injured with a lower leg fracture and is expected to be out for approximately 50 days. |
| 08-25-2042 | The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Max "Rubble" Hubbell, Musan Skwerl, Waskly Wabbitt, Dirtybird Nastyquack, Kris P. Kritter, and Skippy Dampner to the active roster. The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Assassin Baldassin, Passing Lane, Hi Yowarski, Randy Youngspud, and Ed Case to the inactive roster. |
| 08-04-2042 | The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Mighty Hurley, Ed Case, Randy Youngspud, M.T. Pockets, and Passing Lane to the active roster. The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Max "Rubble" Hubbell, Dirtybird Nastyquack, Don Juan Adudat, and Kris P. Kritter to the inactive roster. |
| 08-26-2041 | The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Downfield Desperado, Max "Rubble" Hubbell, Musan Skwerl, Dirtybird Nastyquack, Red Minnis, Ivan Ardon, Dorgan Swells, Kris P. Kritter, Gom Jabar, and Pine Box to the active roster. The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Passing Lane, Passmore U. Affiliate, Blunderbuss Hammertoe, Randy Youngspud, Dinty Green, Pietre Buffini, Mighty Hurley, Hizzenher Suit, Ed Case, and Lotta Ladd to the inactive roster. |
| 08-05-2041 | The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Clarence Morris, Patrick Sampson, Al Hurley, Ed Thomas, Johnny Oliver, Rich McCall, and Bob Bieniemy to the active roster. The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Max "Rubble" Hubbell, Musan Skwerl, Dirtybird Nastyquack, Red Minnis, Leo G. Carroll, and Gom Jabar to the inactive roster. |
| 11-21-2038 | The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Dirtybird Nastyquack to the active roster. The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Ballbearing Mousetrap to the inactive roster. |
| 11-08-2038 | The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Ballbearing Mousetrap to the active roster. The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Dirtybird Nastyquack to the inactive roster. |
| 11-07-2038 | Dirtybird Nastyquack of the Memphis Mephitic Miasma is injured with a shoulder muscle strain and is expected to be out for approximately 17 days. |
| 04-29-2035 | The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Weed Reed, Holden Daly, and Dirtybird Nastyquack to the active roster. The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Dynamo Humm, Morrell Higene, and Danger Dude to the inactive roster. |
| 01-01-2035 | The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Zyklon Bee, Dynamo Humm, Hap Peacock, Danger Dude, and Max "Rubble" Hubbell to the active roster. The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Dirtybird Nastyquack, Crash Brannigan, Brad Sine, Weed Reed, and Holden Daly to the inactive roster. |
| 12-18-2034 | The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Dirtybird Nastyquack, Skinny Whiteboy, and Holden Daly to the active roster. The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Zyklon Bee, Dynamo Humm, and Danger Dude to the inactive roster. |
| 08-28-2034 | The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Pianist DeMilo, Deron Hanes, Dynamo Humm, Ivan Ardon, Bloody Cheek, Zyklon Bee, and Danger Dude to the active roster. The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Holden Daly, Howell D. Dudish, Dirtybird Nastyquack, Louis Cannon, Don Diehl, Peter Shaker, and Awn DeFritz to the inactive roster. |
| 08-07-2034 | The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have changed Dave Bausch's name to Dirtybird Nastyquack. |
| 08-07-2034 | The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Ted Reed, Peter Paulie Morfic, Tom Curzon, Skinny Whiteboy, SlobberKnocker Riggs, Dave Bausch, Crash Brannigan, Bill Hefner, Chris Adams, and Awn DeFritz to the active roster. The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved B. B. Gottabuboo, Deron Hanes, Dynamo Humm, Bloody Cheek, Boyd N. DeVoid, Zyklon Bee, Hap Peacock, Piledriver Jones, Torkin Dworkin, and Danger Dude to the inactive roster. |
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