| Date | Transaction |
| 02-28-2025 | Twinkletoes has retired from football. |
| 08-29-2022 | The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have waived Twinkletoes. |
| 05-01-2022 | The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Confident "Practicing" Heterosexual, Toxic Joe Spiller, Prune Tang, Wilma Falkerson, and Kilroy Waseer to the active roster. The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Lennie "I will call him" George, Musan Skwerl, Lionel Twain, Micah Wish, Hannibal Lexus, Twinkletoes, Kris Krinkle, and Pispore Altitude to the inactive roster. |
| 12-06-2021 | The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have placed Twinkletoes on the Injured Reserve list for the remainder of the season. |
| 12-06-2021 | The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Bobbitt Aboutabbitt to the active roster. The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Twinkletoes to the inactive roster. |
| 11-28-2021 | Twinkletoes of the Memphis Mephitic Miasma is injured with a partial MCL tear and is expected to be out for approximately 46 days. |
| 08-30-2021 | The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Critter Gitter, Snuggles Ruggles, Passion Pinkston, Micah Wish, Shomey DeMonet, Lionel Twain, Twinkletoes, Hannibal Lexus, Lyle Bebek, Kris Krinkle, Kant Misko, Cho Bidnez, and Spiked Hare to the active roster. The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Harry Reed, Charlie Powell, Kilroy Waseer, Graham Knab, Dick McFarnwide, Action Jackson, Bobbitt Aboutabbitt, Robbie Dulaney, Stephone Jackson, Toxic Joe Spiller, Wilma Falkerson, Fuzzy Schwartzman, and Doug Keys to the inactive roster. |
| 08-16-2021 | The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Bobbitt Aboutabbitt to the active roster. The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Twinkletoes to the inactive roster. |
| 08-31-2020 | The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Kant Misko, Twinkletoes, Peter Pesky, Lennie "I will call him" George, and Micah Wish to the active roster. The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Clarence Crook, Bobbitt Aboutabbitt, Shadwick Conn, Kilroy Waseer, Warren Weary, and Cho Bidnez to the inactive roster. |
| 08-10-2020 | The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Frank Teeuws, Dwight Secules, Lance Beamer, and Al Berry to the active roster. The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Lennie "I will call him" George, Poppa Duwaydoe, Twinkletoes, and Longshot Quigley to the inactive roster. |
| 09-08-2014 | The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have changed Lional Downing's name to Twinkletoes. |
| 08-04-2014 | The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Wee Willie Juanabee, Jim Quigley, Micah Wish, Dwight "Cross" Dressler, Lional Downing, Elbert Misko, and Bill Johnson to the active roster. The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Pill Pooscher, Mischief Affoote, Frank Fodder, Toofless Geezerpap, Dwight Wong, and Philbert Shattenstein to the inactive roster. |
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