Curly Lambeau Football League
10-09-2079
#5|Lance Beamer Punter
Retired (2034, Age 36)
BIOGRAPHICAL DATA
Total Rating C+  Help Conditioning 95%
Status Deceased (02-24-2062) Potential B+
Age at Death 63 Born 06-27-1998 in Butte, MT
Drafted Round 3, Pick 46 (2020) Experience 12 Years (259 Wks)
College Merrimack University, 2020 Salary 845 ($113.414M/2079 $)
OFFENSE DEFENSE SPEC TEAMS
Throw Power C+ Catching D- Pass Cover D  Kick Power B 
Throw Acc C- Pass Blocking D- Run Cover F  Kick Acc B 
Carrying C  Run Blocking F  Tackling D+ Kick Return D-
        Pursuit D-    
PHYSICAL MENTAL DEXTERITY
Speed D  Stamina D  Execution B- Agility D-
Strength C- Health F  Aggressiveness F  Hands B-
Jumping C-     Attitude C+ Break Tackle C+
ROLES
QB D+ C D  DT D  SS D  K C- GUN D+
WR D  G D  DE D- FS D  P C+ KR D 
HB/TB D  T D- ILB D  CB D  LS D  KRB D 
FB D  TE D- OLB D  H C  HT C  KOS C 
Year Team G GS PUNTS YDS LNG AVG NET BP IN20 TB HTLG HTAV FC RET RETY AVG
2020 MEM 16 16 74 3266 65 44.1 38.6 0 37 8 4.6 3.8 5 36 413 11.5
2021 MEM 16 16 75 3580 73 47.7 42.4 0 35 8 4.6 3.9 4 39 401 10.3
2022 MEM 16 16 87 3949 63 45.4 38.0 0 40 12 4.5 3.9 6 48 644 13.4
2023 MEM 16 16 71 3295 61 46.4 42.6 0 44 10 4.5 3.9 6 34 268 7.9
2024 MEM 16 16 59 2706 61 45.9 39.5 0 37 8 4.6 3.8 3 32 378 11.8
2025 MEM 16 16 72 3426 64 47.6 41.9 0 36 11 4.5 3.9 6 40 406 10.2
2026 MEM 16 16 95 4565 64 48.1 39.6 0 40 15 4.8 3.8 2 57 805 14.1
2027 MEM 16 16 86 4063 65 47.2 37.9 0 45 4 4.5 3.9 3 56 807 14.4
2028 MEM 16 16 73 3599 65 49.3 43.7 0 36 11 4.6 3.8 2 41 407 9.9
2029 MEM 16 16 66 3182 64 48.2 41.0 0 34 11 4.5 3.8 7 33 474 14.4
2030 MEM 16 16 67 3238 65 48.3 40.4 0 34 9 4.7 3.9 3 44 533 12.1
2031 STL 16 16 82 3484 61 42.5 41.3 0 30 5 4.8 4.1 23 20 97 4.8
2032 STL 5 5 27 1205 56 44.6 43.1 0 11 1 4.8 4.2 10 9 40 4.4
Total   197 197 934 43558 73 46.6 40.6 0 459 113 4.8 3.9 80 489 5673 11.6

Career Transactions
DateTransaction
02-28-2035Lance Beamer has retired from football.
10-11-2032The St. Louis Cardinals have waived Lance Beamer.
09-01-2031The St. Louis Cardinals have moved Lance Beamer to the active roster.
09-01-2031The St. Louis Cardinals have acquired Lance Beamer from the waiver wire.
08-25-2031The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Neville Guano-Dudat to the active roster.
08-25-2031The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have waived Lance Beamer.
08-04-2031The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Lance Beamer to the inactive roster.
08-10-2020The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Frank Teeuws, Dwight Secules, Lance Beamer, and Al Berry to the active roster. The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Lennie "I will call him" George, Poppa Duwaydoe, Twinkletoes, and Longshot Quigley to the inactive roster.