Curly Lambeau Football League
10-09-2079
#83|Mitch N. Maxim Tight End
Retired (2030, Age 35)
BIOGRAPHICAL DATA
Total Rating B   Help Conditioning 95%
Status Deceased (11-01-2071) Potential A 
Age at Death 75 Born 11-17-1995 in Honolulu, HI
Drafted Round 4, Pick 64 (2017) Experience 12 Years (243 Wks)
College South Florida University, 2018 Salary 845 ($113.414M/2079 $)
OFFENSE DEFENSE SPEC TEAMS
Throw Power D  Catching B  Pass Cover D+ Kick Power D 
Throw Acc D+ Pass Blocking C+ Run Cover C  Kick Acc F 
Carrying B- Run Blocking B+ Tackling D  Kick Return D 
        Pursuit D+    
PHYSICAL MENTAL DEXTERITY
Speed B- Stamina B- Execution B+ Agility B+
Strength B- Health C+ Aggressiveness B  Hands C+
Jumping C+     Attitude C  Break Tackle C-
ROLES
QB D+ C C- DT C  SS C  K F  GUN C+
WR B- G C+ DE C- FS C- P D- KR C 
HB/TB C+ T C+ ILB C  CB C  LS D+ KRB B-
FB B- TE B  OLB C- H C- HT B- KOS D-
YearTypeQBRBWRTECGTDTDELBCBSKPST
2017Game  6.992.2          0.4
2018Game  4.2116.8          0.3
2019Game  4.171.3           
2020Game 0.11.7483.6           
2021Game   466.0           
2022Game  10.9531.3           
2023Game  55.2474.1           
2024Game  85.4552.1           
2025Game  45.6536.6          8.0
2026Game  32.3414.2          3.3
2027Game 1.1171.0330.4          0.6
2028Game  27.6335.8          0.2
Numbers in this table represent the number of minutes played at each position. ST represents special teams positions other than K or P.

Career Transactions
DateTransaction
02-28-2031Mitch N. Maxim has retired from football.
08-27-2029The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Lars Blackoch, Harry Astle, Wilma Falkerson, Ian T. Sumpin, Confident "Practicing" Heterosexual, and Vroom Broom to the active roster. The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved David Greene, I. Juan Atellia, Preston Nales, Hi Gain Muzak, Jerry Hill, and Terry Ley to the inactive roster.
08-27-2029The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have waived Mitch N. Maxim.
08-06-2029The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved David Greene, Walt Carson, Doug Diehl, Deon Romeo, and Terry Ley to the active roster. The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Ian T. Sumpin, JitterJuice Jonson, Thin Hope, Gary Fencik, Vroom Broom, Confident "Practicing" Heterosexual, Mitch N. Maxim, Charleze Pride, Wilma Falkerson, Lars Blackoch, and Cho Bidnez to the inactive roster.
12-11-2028The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have placed Mitch N. Maxim on the Injured Reserve list for the remainder of the season.
12-11-2028The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Shrivlynn Krotchrot to the active roster. The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Mitch N. Maxim and Piledriver Jones to the inactive roster.
12-10-2028Mitch N. Maxim of the Memphis Mephitic Miasma is injured with an ACL sprain and is expected to be out for approximately 21 days.
08-28-2028The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Charleze Pride, Mitch N. Maxim, Spody Oatie, Grab Holt, Don McGrath, and Hal Nice to the active roster. The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Abel Semen, Terrence Gartner, Pianist DeMilo, Adulterated Wimp, and Hands Espenson to the inactive roster.
08-07-2028The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Pianist DeMilo, Ivan Ardon, Terrence Gartner, Jim Jones, Adulterated Wimp, and Hands Espenson to the active roster. The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Grab Holt, Charleze Pride, Don McGrath, Spody Oatie, Mitch N. Maxim, and Hal Nice to the inactive roster.
08-31-2026The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Toxic Joe Spiller, Mitch N. Maxim, Snuggles Ruggles, Grab Holt, Peter Pesky, Jack Clark, and Fun Gus Amongus to the active roster. The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Crazy Chickilla, Pianist DeMilo, Len Lease, Adulterated Wimp, Onehand Laughing, Lars Blackoch, and Hands Espenson to the inactive roster.
08-10-2026The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Jeff Brubaker, Steve Keith, Greedy Horlecher, and Larry Laughing to the active roster. The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Toxic Joe Spiller, Mitch N. Maxim, and Len Lease to the inactive roster.
08-28-2023The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Possum Eton-Schmidt, Nagging Bummitch, Grab Holt, Kris Krinkle, Jack Clark, Peter Pesky, and Mitch N. Maxim to the active roster. The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Al O'Connell, Corwin Edwards, Prune Tang, Confident "Practicing" Heterosexual, Sam Woodruff, and Musan Skwerl to the inactive roster.
08-14-2023The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Kiwaukee Winans and Hannibal Lexus to the active roster. The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Mitch N. Maxim, Shomey DeMonet, and Critter Gitter to the inactive roster.
09-26-2021Mitch N. Maxim of the Memphis Mephitic Miasma is injured with a patella tendon injury and is expected to be out for approximately 8 days.
08-25-2019The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Possum Eton-Schmidt, Micah Wish, Philbert Shattenstein, Major Steele, Barry Athletik, Mitch N. Maxim, and Fritz Ducat to the active roster. The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved John Kimball, Warren Weary, d'Bumpkin, Steve Fisher, Peter Pesky, Borborygmus, and Army Hardy to the inactive roster.
08-05-2019The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved John Kimball, Warren Weary, Gud Ancer, Shrivlynn Krotchrot, Joe Crow, d'Bumpkin, Packet Racket, Steve Fisher, Peter Pesky, Borborygmus, Dick McFarnwide, Action Jackson, and JitterJuice Jonson to the active roster. The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Possum Eton-Schmidt, Spiked Hare, Lyle Bebek, Micah Wish, Toupee Lawless, Itchy Balzak, Philbert Shattenstein, Major Steele, Fearsome Lil Climer, Gettum Young, Mitch N. Maxim, Critter Gitter, and Fritz Ducat to the inactive roster.
08-28-2017The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have changed Mitch Lane's name to Mitch N. Maxim.
08-14-2017The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Mitch Lane to the active roster. The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Major Steele to the inactive roster.