| Date | Transaction |
| 02-28-2059 | Whizzer Downdere has retired from football. |
| 09-01-2058 | The Pittsburgh Polecats have waived Whizzer Downdere. |
| 09-01-2058 | The Pittsburgh Polecats have moved Ed Lewis, Ira Andabaker, Sylvester Dyner, Dale Vokaty, Patrick Robinson, Jason Cotton, Joe Winston, Andre Reichow, Curly Lambeau, Roger Maglisceau, and Blake Pokorney to the active roster. The Pittsburgh Polecats have moved Byron Lawson, Dennis London, Andre Buckey, Bill Craver, Eric Lee, Frank Thomas, and Whizzer Downdere to the inactive roster. |
| 04-28-2058 | The Pittsburgh Polecats have acquired Whizzer Downdere from the waiver wire. |
| 08-27-2057 | The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have waived Whizzer Downdere. |
| 08-06-2057 | The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Luck Bea Lyday, Aweema Wep, Byrone Kollar, Firkin A. Bubbah, Nanook, Walt DeFork, Odis "From AFE Original" Koch-Hertz, Pox Ridden Harridan, and Bureau O'Defecation to the active roster. The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Purple Hayes, Whizzer Downdere, Mudderly Love, Gotsa Bowntapik, Wheelie Ferris, Bote Foca, Var Mint, Stinky McStickum, and Cameltoe Grout-Snout to the inactive roster. |
| 08-29-2055 | The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Paul Brown, Gotsa Bowntapik, Wheelie Ferris, Whizzer Downdere, Stinky McStickum, and Pox Ridden Harridan to the active roster. The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Stinkle Hinkle Little-Starr, Dick Justis, Goalline Prancer, Walt DeFork, and Mike Smith to the inactive roster. |
| 08-15-2055 | The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Whizzer Downdere to the inactive roster. |
| 09-01-2053 | The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Skatchu Raskle Balsafloat, Sultan Pepper, Whizzer Downdere, Paul Brown, and Hostile Dogstyle to the active roster. The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Dewey Sacco, Walt DeFork, Pox Ridden Harridan, Brad Ting, and Byron Kollar to the inactive roster. |
| 08-18-2053 | The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Byron Kollar to the active roster. The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Whizzer Downdere to the inactive roster. |
| 11-22-2048 | The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Whizzer Downdere to the active roster. |
| 11-08-2048 | The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Whizzer Downdere to the inactive roster. |
| 11-01-2048 | Whizzer Downdere of the Memphis Mephitic Miasma is injured with an ankle ligament sprain and is expected to be out for approximately 23 days. |
| 10-25-2048 | The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Scott Reed, Felon Flower, Whizzer Downdere, Truth DeKay, and Udders Tremble to the active roster. The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Billyclub Wang, Sims Simonini, Kris P. Kritter, Nacho Bieniemy, and Bitz Bakone to the inactive roster. |
| 08-23-2048 | The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Flipper T. Gibbitt, Connie Stogie-Wagon, Twoof DeKay, and Woodeye Harelip to the active roster. The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Bitz Bakone, Joe Mamba, Baron Frute, Billyclub Wang, Whizzer Downdere, Scott Reed, and Felon Flower to the inactive roster. |
| 11-03-2047 | The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Joe Mamba, Whizzer Downdere, Tickler Tuggnutt, and Harrummphf to the active roster. The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Kris P. Kritter, Johnny Matheson, Jack Smit, and I. Schitchunott to the inactive roster. |
| 08-25-2047 | The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Assassin Baldassin, Lulu Wang, Hostile Dogstyle, Hap Instance, Kris P. Kritter, and Drawers Adroup to the active roster. The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Rufus Mallouf, Ethan Brown, Barney Ruble, Smelz DeRatt, Whizzer Downdere, and Harrummphf to the inactive roster. |
| 08-11-2047 | The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Jodie Farquhardt, George Thibodeaux, Derek Smith, Whizzer Downdere, Tickler Tuggnutt, Jeff Rowland, and Joe Mamba to the active roster. The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Major Response, I. Schitchunott, Bitz Bakone, Unilateral Fishstick, Kris P. Kritter, and Jack Smit to the inactive roster. |
| 08-26-2046 | The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Drawers Adroup, Assassin Baldassin, Passing Lane, Biggeran Schmidt, Urassus Dragon, Kris P. Kritter, Shabop Shabop, Skatchu Raskle Balsafloat, and Nacho Bieniemy to the active roster. The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved James "DarryDawdle" Boyd, Ethan Brown, Sedan Parks, Super Puper Cooper, Eye Gawd Pea, Whizzer Downdere, Paul Brown, and Smelz DeRatt to the inactive roster. |
| 08-12-2046 | The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have changed Devone Livingston's name to Whizzer Downdere. |
| 08-12-2046 | The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Sultan Pepper, Devone Livingston, Felon Flower, James "DarryDawdle" Boyd, Tickler Tuggnutt, Grunter Grohn, and Jim Gillingham to the active roster. The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Skatchu Raskle Balsafloat, Myles Prower, Kris P. Kritter, Jack Smit, Smitty Klingler, Passing Lane, Assassin Baldassin, Urassus Dragon, and Dorgan Swells to the inactive roster. |
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