Numbers in this table represent the number of minutes played at each position. ST represents special teams positions other than K or P.
Date | Transaction |
02-28-2037 | Harry Astle has retired from football. |
08-12-2035 | The New England Red Soxx have waived Harry Astle. |
09-04-2034 | The New England Red Soxx have acquired Harry Astle from the waiver wire. |
08-28-2034 | The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have waived Harry Astle. |
08-29-2033 | The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved I. Juan Atellia to the active roster. The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Harry Astle to the inactive roster. |
08-29-2033 | The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Pianist DeMilo, Bloody Cheek, Spody Oatie, Deron Hanes, Harry Astle, and Greedy Horlecher to the active roster. The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Louis Cannon, I. Juan Atellia, Central Stark, Bafoon Baboon, Skinny Whiteboy, and Whalin' Hawkins to the inactive roster. |
08-08-2033 | The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Jeff Dudish, Jimmy Powers, Jimmy Robinson, David Edwards, Mike Minnis, Hans Jenkins, Earnest Marshall, Sam Thomas, and Ruehl O'Thumb to the active roster. The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Spody Oatie, Earsatz Butler, B. B. Gottabuboo, Greedy Horlecher, Cokey Longspoon, Ivan Ardon, Harry Astle, Hap Peacock, and Johnny Deal to the inactive roster. |
08-29-2032 | The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Zyklon Bee, Don B Fuelish, Deron Hanes, Harry Astle, and Greedy Horlecher to the active roster. The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved I. Juan Atellia, Central Stark, Nolan Nutten, and Gom Jabar to the inactive roster. |
08-09-2032 | The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved I. Juan Atellia, Central Stark, Galen Garner, Charlie McGuire, Nolan Craig, and Onehand Laughing to the active roster. The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Guy Scarbath, Harry Astle, Deron Hanes, Greedy Horlecher, Zyklon Bee, and Don B Fuelish to the inactive roster. |
08-25-2031 | The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Harry Astle, Pianist DeMilo, Preston Nales, Fun Gus Amongus, Greedy Horlecher, and Danger Dude to the active roster. The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved I. Juan Atellia, Nick Tate, Don Diehl, Hi Impact Koegel, Bafoon Baboon, and Throwup Throwdown to the inactive roster. |
04-27-2031 | The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved I. Juan Atellia to the active roster. The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Harry Astle to the inactive roster. |
08-26-2030 | The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Harry Astle, Wilma Falkerson, Ian T. Sumpin, Fun Gus Amongus, Bloody Cheek, Greedy Horlecher, and Danger Dude to the active roster. The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Nagging Bummitch, Owen Money, I. Juan Atellia, Nick Tate, Don Diehl, Hi Impact Koegel, and Bafoon Baboon to the inactive roster. |
10-14-2029 | The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved I. Juan Atellia to the active roster. The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Harry Astle to the inactive roster. |
08-27-2029 | The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Lars Blackoch, Harry Astle, Wilma Falkerson, Ian T. Sumpin, Confident "Practicing" Heterosexual, and Vroom Broom to the active roster. The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved David Greene, I. Juan Atellia, Preston Nales, Hi Gain Muzak, Jerry Hill, and Terry Ley to the inactive roster. |
12-24-2028 | The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Pianist DeMilo to the active roster. The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Harry Astle to the inactive roster. |
01-04-2026 | The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Harry Astle to the active roster. The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Pianist DeMilo to the inactive roster. |
12-22-2025 | The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Pianist DeMilo, Bull Harness, and Cho Bidnez to the active roster. The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Fuzzy Schwartzman, JitterJuice Jonson, and Harry Astle to the inactive roster. |
12-21-2025 | Harry Astle of the Memphis Mephitic Miasma is injured with a shoulder ligament sprain and is expected to be out for approximately 19 days. |
11-10-2024 | Harry Astle of the Memphis Mephitic Miasma is injured with an elbow inflammation and is expected to be out for approximately 9 days. |
08-08-2022 | The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have changed Ted Peacock's name to Harry Astle. |
08-08-2022 | The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved James Humphery, Gene Shann, Danny Chesson, James Morgan, Marcello Barnes, and Ted Peacock to the active roster. The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Dom Waiters, Morrell Highground, Grab Holt, Peter Pesky, Shomey DeMonet, and Backfield Spectre to the inactive roster. |