| Date | Transaction |
| 02-28-2050 | I. Schitchunott has retired from football. |
| 09-20-2048 | The Pittsburgh Polecats have waived I. Schitchunott. |
| 12-02-2047 | The Pittsburgh Polecats have moved I. Schitchunott to the active roster. |
| 12-02-2047 | The Pittsburgh Polecats have acquired I. Schitchunott from the waiver wire. |
| 11-24-2047 | The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Scott Reed to the active roster. The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved King Faraday to the inactive roster. |
| 11-24-2047 | The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have waived I. Schitchunott. |
| 11-03-2047 | The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Joe Mamba, Whizzer Downdere, Tickler Tuggnutt, and Harrummphf to the active roster. The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Kris P. Kritter, Johnny Matheson, Jack Smit, and I. Schitchunott to the inactive roster. |
| 08-25-2047 | The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Unilateral Fishstick, I. Schitchunott, Jack Smit, Whistledeek, Bitz Bakone, and Major Response to the active roster. The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Tickler Tuggnutt, Joe Mamba, Pinkley Taurus, and Private Partay to the inactive roster. |
| 08-11-2047 | The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Jodie Farquhardt, George Thibodeaux, Derek Smith, Whizzer Downdere, Tickler Tuggnutt, Jeff Rowland, and Joe Mamba to the active roster. The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Major Response, I. Schitchunott, Bitz Bakone, Unilateral Fishstick, Kris P. Kritter, and Jack Smit to the inactive roster. |
| 12-31-2045 | The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved I. Schitchunott and King Faraday to the active roster. The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Byron GitJaun and Bob Catshit to the inactive roster. |
| 11-26-2045 | The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Bob Catshit and Byron GitJaun to the active roster. The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved King Faraday and I. Schitchunott to the inactive roster. |
| 11-26-2045 | I. Schitchunott of the Memphis Mephitic Miasma is injured with a shoulder muscle strain and is expected to be out for approximately 17 days. |
| 09-24-2045 | I. Schitchunott of the Memphis Mephitic Miasma is injured with a shoulder muscle strain and is expected to be out for approximately 16 days. |
| 08-29-2044 | The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Muventu d'Simbowlsoon, I. Schitchunott, and Jack Smit to the active roster. The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Tickler Tuggnutt, Dulang Dulang-Dulang, M.T. Pockets, and Barb Arian to the inactive roster. |
| 08-08-2044 | The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Felon Flower, Mike Teague, Bill Thornhill, Heavymetal Love-Ballard, M.T. Pockets, and Barb Arian to the active roster. The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Muventu d'Simbowlsoon, Myles Prower, I. Schitchunott, Jack Smit, and Bitz Bakone to the inactive roster. |
| 12-28-2042 | The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Max "Rubble" Hubbell, I. Schitchunott, and Hap Instance to the active roster. The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Tony Nealy, Jack Andrus, and Barb Arian to the inactive roster. |
| 12-08-2042 | The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Barb Arian to the active roster. The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved I. Schitchunott to the inactive roster. |
| 12-07-2042 | I. Schitchunott of the Memphis Mephitic Miasma is injured with a hamstring strain and is expected to be out for approximately 29 days. |
| 08-25-2042 | The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Peter Paulie Morfik, Muventu d'Simbowlsoon, Don Juan Adudat, Mighty Kondria, and I. Schitchunott to the active roster. The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Mel O'Dorous, M.T. Pockets, and Poel Lather to the inactive roster. |
| 08-04-2042 | The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Larry Waldroup, Grady Humphries, Ray Baldassin, Sims Simonini, and Poel Prather to the active roster. The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Peter Paulie Morfik, Muventu d'Simbowlsoon, Musan Skwerl, Waskly Wabbitt, Skippy Dampner, Red Minnis, and I. Schitchunott to the inactive roster. |
| 08-26-2040 | I. Schitchunott of the Memphis Mephitic Miasma is injured with a knee contusion and is expected to be out for approximately 9 days. |
| 09-20-2038 | The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved I. Schitchunott to the active roster. The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Bob Catshit to the inactive roster. |
| 08-22-2038 | The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Wiseacre Nastycrack to the active roster. The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved I. Schitchunott to the inactive roster. |
| 08-22-2038 | I. Schitchunott of the Memphis Mephitic Miasma is injured with an ankle ligament sprain and is expected to be out for approximately 23 days. |
| 08-10-2037 | The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Lettice "Let my passes go" Prey, Wiseacre Nastycrack, Skinny Whiteboy, Dewey Dawdle, Chucky Tall, Brad Sine, Easy Wynne, Drummond Fife, Biggeran Schmidt, Staccato Triplett, I. Schitchunott, Eddy Behr, and Hizzenher Suit to the active roster. The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Musan Skwerl, Waskly Wabbitt, Gunner Reeves, Jellyroll Gumdrop, Elixir Tows, Bloody Cheek, Boyd N. DeVoid, Gom Jabar, Hogshead Hamer, Myrtle Estherhaus, Morrell Higene, Hi Gain Muzak, Zyklon Bee, and Cornjulio to the inactive roster. |
| 08-10-2037 | The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have changed Pete Maurer's name to I. Schitchunott. |
Linebacker