Curly Lambeau Football League
08-11-2070
#13|Nacho Bieniemy Wide Receiver
Memphis Mephitic Miasma (2050, Age 31)
BIOGRAPHICAL DATA
Total Rating B-  Help Conditioning 95%
Status Retired (2050) Potential C 
Age 51 Born 07-01-2019 in Hartley, IA
Drafted Round 5, Pick 72 (2041) Experience 9 Years (171 Wks)
College Montana University Bozeman, 2041 Salary 745 ($53.258M/2070 $)
OFFENSE DEFENSE SPEC TEAMS
Throw Power C  Catching B  Pass Cover C+ Kick Power D-
Throw Acc B  Pass Blocking D  Run Cover D  Kick Acc C 
Carrying B- Run Blocking C+ Tackling D+ Kick Return C 
        Pursuit D     
PHYSICAL MENTAL DEXTERITY
Speed B+ Stamina C- Execution D+ Agility A-
Strength C- Health C  Aggressiveness B  Hands C+
Jumping B      Attitude C  Break Tackle B+
ROLES
QB C  C D  DT D+ SS C- K D- GUN C+
WR B- G D+ DE D+ FS C  P D- KR C+
HB/TB C+ T C- ILB D+ CB C+ LS D  KRB C+
FB C  TE C+ OLB C- H D  HT C+ KOS D-
YearTypeQBRBWRTECGTDTDELBCBSKPST
2041Game  11.42.5          0.0
2042Game  17.66.0          0.1
2043Game  9.531.0           
2044Game  11.322.8          0.1
2045Game  18.522.4          0.0
2046Game  226.423.9          0.1
2047Game  281.75.4          0.2
2048Game  86.23.6          1.3
2049Game  116.212.7          11.9
2050Game   8.1           
Numbers in this table represent the number of minutes played at each position. ST represents special teams positions other than K or P.

Career Transactions
DateTransaction
02-28-2051Nacho Bieniemy has retired from the Memphis Mephitic Miasma.
09-04-2050The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Stinky McStickum to the active roster. The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Nacho Bieniemy to the inactive roster.
08-29-2050The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Tom Rairden, Falcon Idjit, Lyons N. Winters, and Nacho Bieniemy to the active roster. The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Paul Hunter, Sergio Moss, Horsapple Eaton, Vic Souders, and Paul Harden to the inactive roster.
05-01-2050The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Bigfoot Dumperthumper to the active roster. The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Falcon Idjit, Major Response, Eddie Mehalick, Nacho Bieniemy, and Pine Box to the inactive roster.
01-03-2050The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Hostile Dogstyle, Hap Instance, and Nacho Bieniemy to the active roster. The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Bote Foca, Tom Poston, and Var Mint to the inactive roster.
11-21-2049The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Horsapple Eaton to the active roster. The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Nacho Bieniemy to the inactive roster.
01-10-2049The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Sims Simonini, Cloister Flock, Kris P. Kritter, Billyclub Wang, and Nacho Bieniemy to the active roster. The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Udders "When I Moo" Tremble, Truth DeKay, Raleigh Grossman, Scott Reed, and Thomas Thomas to the inactive roster.
10-25-2048The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Scott Reed, Felon Flower, Whizzer Downdere, Truth DeKay, and Udders Tremble to the active roster. The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Billyclub Wang, Sims Simonini, Kris P. Kritter, Nacho Bieniemy, and Bitz Bakone to the inactive roster.
01-05-2048The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Hitchen Magiddyup and Nacho Bieniemy to the active roster. The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Jimmy English and Tom Rairden to the inactive roster.
11-24-2047The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Jimmy English to the active roster. The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Nacho Bieniemy to the inactive roster.
08-26-2046The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Drawers Adroup, Assassin Baldassin, Passing Lane, Biggeran Schmidt, Urassus Dragon, Kris P. Kritter, Shabop Shabop, Skatchu Raskle Balsafloat, and Nacho Bieniemy to the active roster. The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved James "DarryDawdle" Boyd, Ethan Brown, Sedan Parks, Super Puper Cooper, Eye Gawd Pea, Whizzer Downdere, Paul Brown, and Smelz DeRatt to the inactive roster.
08-12-2046The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Jimmy Staat, Injunhead Nichols, Byron GitJaun, Paul Brown, and Smelz DeRatt to the active roster. The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Muventu d'Simbowlsoon, Drawers Adroup, Bob Catshit, Shabop Shabop, and Nacho Bieniemy to the inactive roster.
08-05-2041The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have changed Bob Bieniemy's name to Nacho Bieniemy.
08-05-2041The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Clarence Morris, Patrick Sampson, Al Hurley, Ed Thomas, Johnny Oliver, Rich McCall, and Bob Bieniemy to the active roster. The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Max "Rubble" Hubbell, Musan Skwerl, Dirtybird Nastyquack, Red Minnis, Leo G. Carroll, and Gom Jabar to the inactive roster.