| Date | Transaction |
| 02-28-2049 | Bill Simmons has retired from football. |
| 09-22-2047 | The St. Louis Cardinals have waived Bill Simmons. |
| 09-10-2046 | The St. Louis Cardinals have reverted Biggeran Schmidt's name to Bill Simmons. |
| 09-10-2046 | The St. Louis Cardinals have moved Biggeran Schmidt to the active roster. |
| 09-10-2046 | The St. Louis Cardinals have acquired Biggeran Schmidt from the waiver wire. |
| 08-26-2046 | The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have waived Biggeran Schmidt. |
| 08-26-2046 | The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Drawers Adroup, Assassin Baldassin, Passing Lane, Biggeran Schmidt, Urassus Dragon, Kris P. Kritter, Shabop Shabop, Skatchu Raskle Balsafloat, and Nacho Bieniemy to the active roster. The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved James "DarryDawdle" Boyd, Ethan Brown, Sedan Parks, Super Puper Cooper, Eye Gawd Pea, Whizzer Downdere, Paul Brown, and Smelz DeRatt to the inactive roster. |
| 08-12-2046 | The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Ethan Brown to the active roster. The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Biggeran Schmidt to the inactive roster. |
| 08-29-2044 | The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Dirtybird Nastyquack, Biggeran Schmidt, Kris P. Kritter, and Hap Instance to the active roster. The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved James Boyd, Ethan Brown, Hi Yowarski, and Mighty Hurley to the inactive roster. |
| 08-08-2044 | The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Ethan Brown, Hostile Dogstyle, and Mighty Hurley to the active roster. The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Dirtybird Nastyquack, Biggeran Schmidt, Skippy Dampner, and Hap Instance to the inactive roster. |
| 08-10-2043 | The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Max "Rubble" Hubbell, Waskly Wabbitt, Biggeran Schmidt, Kris P. Kritter, Skippy Dampner, and Shabop Shabop to the active roster. The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Tony Nealy, Passing Lane, and Dinty Green to the inactive roster. |
| 08-10-2043 | The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Tony Nealy, Robert Klasnic, Assassin Baldassin, Mike Bergold, Monsanto Adams, Willie Smith, Passing Lane, and Dinty Green to the active roster. The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Max "Rubble" Hubbell, Waskly Wabbitt, Dirtybird Nastyquack, Biggeran Schmidt, Kris P. Kritter, Skippy Dampner, Hizzenher Suit, and Shabop Shabop to the inactive roster. |
| 08-10-2037 | The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Lettice "Let my passes go" Prey, Wiseacre Nastycrack, Skinny Whiteboy, Dewey Dawdle, Chucky Tall, Brad Sine, Easy Wynne, Drummond Fife, Biggeran Schmidt, Staccato Triplett, I. Schitchunott, Eddy Behr, and Hizzenher Suit to the active roster. The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Musan Skwerl, Waskly Wabbitt, Gunner Reeves, Jellyroll Gumdrop, Elixir Tows, Bloody Cheek, Boyd N. DeVoid, Gom Jabar, Hogshead Hamer, Myrtle Estherhaus, Morrell Higene, Hi Gain Muzak, Zyklon Bee, and Cornjulio to the inactive roster. |
| 08-10-2037 | The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have changed Biggeran Schott's name to Biggeran Schmidt. |
| 08-10-2037 | The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have changed Bill Simmons's name to Biggeran Schott. |
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