Curly Lambeau Football League
08-04-2070
#12|Bobbitt Aboutabbitt Kicker
Retired (2034, Age 36)
BIOGRAPHICAL DATA
Total Rating C+  Help Conditioning 95%
Status Retired (2034) Potential D+
Age 71 Born 09-12-1998 in Chicago, IL
Drafted Round 6, Pick 94 (2020) Experience 11 Years (242 Wks)
College Michigan State College, 2020 Salary 845 ($60.407M/2070 $)
OFFENSE DEFENSE SPEC TEAMS
Throw Power D- Catching C  Pass Cover F  Kick Power B-
Throw Acc D+ Pass Blocking F  Run Cover F  Kick Acc B 
Carrying D+ Run Blocking F  Tackling D- Kick Return F 
        Pursuit F     
PHYSICAL MENTAL DEXTERITY
Speed C  Stamina F  Execution C+ Agility D 
Strength D  Health D- Aggressiveness D+ Hands D-
Jumping C+     Attitude B- Break Tackle F 
ROLES
QB D- C D- DT D- SS D- K C+ GUN D 
WR D+ G D- DE D- FS D  P C- KR D 
HB/TB D  T D- ILB D- CB D  LS D- KRB D 
FB D  TE D  OLB D- H D- HT C- KOS C 
Year Team G GS FGM FGA PCT LNG LNGA 1-19 20-29 30-39 40-49 50+ XPM XPA PCT
2021 MEM 4 4 8 9 88.9 45 52 1-1 4-4 2-2 1-1 0-1 9 10 90.0
2022 MEM 16 16 27 36 75.0 46 52 2-2 6-6 13-15 6-11 0-2 38 40 95.0
2023 MEM 16 16 30 33 90.9 53 53 4-4 11-11 6-6 8-10 1-2 40 42 95.2
2024 MEM 16 16 30 35 85.7 52 52 4-4 8-8 8-9 9-13 1-1 43 44 97.7
2025 MEM 16 16 32 37 86.5 54 54 3-3 6-6 14-14 6-10 3-4 35 37 94.6
2026 MEM 16 16 43 47 91.5 50 55 3-3 11-12 13-14 15-15 1-3 22 22 100.0
2027 MEM 16 16 37 42 88.1 51 53 6-6 10-10 12-13 8-11 1-2 26 26 100.0
2028 MEM 16 16 26 31 83.9 51 52 0-0 6-6 9-10 9-12 2-3 43 44 97.7
2029 MEM 16 16 40 43 93.0 50 50 2-2 14-14 9-10 11-13 4-4 30 31 96.8
2030 MEM 16 16 30 34 88.2 50 52 2-2 6-6 11-13 10-11 1-2 49 51 96.1
2031 MEM 15 15 25 31 80.6 52 52 3-3 9-9 8-8 3-7 2-4 41 42 97.6
2032 MEM 15 15 33 37 89.2 48 48 3-3 15-15 8-8 7-11 0-0 38 41 92.7
2033 MEM 2 2 2 2 100.0 46 46 0-0 0-0 1-1 1-1 0-0 10 10 100.0
Total   180 180 363 417 87.1 54 55 33-33 106-107 114-123 94-126 16-28 424 440 96.4

Career Transactions
DateTransaction
02-28-2035Bobbitt Aboutabbitt has retired from football.
09-18-2033The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have waived Bobbitt Aboutabbitt.
09-13-2032The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Bobbitt Aboutabbitt to the active roster. The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Willie Puntu to the inactive roster.
12-22-2031The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have acquired Bobbitt Aboutabbitt from the waiver wire; however, as he was traded or waived after the deadline and has not spent a full week on the wire, he will not be eligible for the postseason.
12-22-2031The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have waived Bobbitt Aboutabbitt.
12-06-2021The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Bobbitt Aboutabbitt to the active roster. The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Twinkletoes to the inactive roster.
08-30-2021The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Critter Gitter, Snuggles Ruggles, Passion Pinkston, Micah Wish, Shomey DeMonet, Lionel Twain, Twinkletoes, Hannibal Lexus, Lyle Bebek, Kris Krinkle, Kant Misko, Cho Bidnez, and Spiked Hare to the active roster. The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Harry Reed, Charlie Powell, Kilroy Waseer, Graham Knab, Dick McFarnwide, Action Jackson, Bobbitt Aboutabbitt, Robbie Dulaney, Stephone Jackson, Toxic Joe Spiller, Wilma Falkerson, Fuzzy Schwartzman, and Doug Keys to the inactive roster.
08-16-2021The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Bobbitt Aboutabbitt to the active roster. The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Twinkletoes to the inactive roster.
08-31-2020The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Kant Misko, Twinkletoes, Peter Pesky, Lennie "I will call him" George, and Micah Wish to the active roster. The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Clarence Crook, Bobbitt Aboutabbitt, Shadwick Conn, Kilroy Waseer, Warren Weary, and Cho Bidnez to the inactive roster.
08-10-2020The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have changed Frank Teeuws's name to Bobbitt Aboutabbitt.
08-10-2020The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Frank Teeuws, Dwight Secules, Lance Beamer, and Al Berry to the active roster. The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Lennie "I will call him" George, Poppa Duwaydoe, Twinkletoes, and Longshot Quigley to the inactive roster.