Curly Lambeau Football League
10-09-2079
#95|Spiked Hare Defensive End
Los Angeles BullDawgs (2024, Age 35)
BIOGRAPHICAL DATA
Total Rating B-  Help Conditioning 95%
Status Deceased (06-21-2053) Potential C 
Age at Death 63 Born 07-16-1989 in Arlington Hts, IL
Drafted Round 5, Pick 79 (2011) Experience 14 Years (263 Wks)
College Oklahoma University, 2011 Salary 845 ($113.414M/2079 $)
OFFENSE DEFENSE SPEC TEAMS
Throw Power D- Catching D+ Pass Cover C- Kick Power D 
Throw Acc D  Pass Blocking D+ Run Cover B- Kick Acc F 
Carrying C+ Run Blocking D  Tackling B- Kick Return D-
        Pursuit C     
PHYSICAL MENTAL DEXTERITY
Speed D+ Stamina C  Execution B- Agility B 
Strength B- Health D- Aggressiveness D  Hands C+
Jumping C      Attitude B+ Break Tackle C-
ROLES
QB D+ C D+ DT C+ SS C  K F  GUN C 
WR D+ G C- DE B- FS C- P D- KR D+
HB/TB C- T C- ILB C+ CB C- LS D  KRB C-
FB C- TE D+ OLB C+ H D+ HT C  KOS D-
Notes: str=B@7;2012 str=B+@4;2013
YearTypeQBRBWRTECGTDTDELBCBSKPST
2011Game       0.1162.010.3     
2012Game       5.3452.8      
2013Game       12.3450.30.2     
2014Game       5.1498.4      
2015Game       6.7382.7      
2016Game       1.6623.6      
2017Game       3.3561.0      
2018Game        448.8      
2019Game        394.9      
2020Game       4.2506.2      
2021Game        35.415.5     
2022Game       4.1131.38.7     
2023Game       3.495.923.7     
2024Game       3.088.133.4     
Numbers in this table represent the number of minutes played at each position. ST represents special teams positions other than K or P.

Career Transactions
DateTransaction
02-28-2025Spiked Hare has retired from the New England Red Soxx.
11-08-2021The New England Red Soxx have moved Spiked Hare to the active roster.
11-08-2021The New England Red Soxx have acquired Spiked Hare from the waiver wire.
09-12-2021The Cleveland Ironmen have waived Spiked Hare.
09-12-2021The Cleveland Ironmen have acquired Spiked Hare from the waiver wire.
08-30-2021The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have waived Spiked Hare.
08-30-2021The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Critter Gitter, Snuggles Ruggles, Passion Pinkston, Micah Wish, Shomey DeMonet, Lionel Twain, Twinkletoes, Hannibal Lexus, Lyle Bebek, Kris Krinkle, Kant Misko, Cho Bidnez, and Spiked Hare to the active roster. The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Harry Reed, Charlie Powell, Kilroy Waseer, Graham Knab, Dick McFarnwide, Action Jackson, Bobbitt Aboutabbitt, Robbie Dulaney, Stephone Jackson, Toxic Joe Spiller, Wilma Falkerson, Fuzzy Schwartzman, and Doug Keys to the inactive roster.
08-09-2021The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Tim Hope, Graham Knab, Charlie Powell, Robbie Dulaney, Toxic Joe Spiller, Fuzzy Schwartzman, Stephone Jackson, Vic Casner, Doug Keys, Action Jackson, Harry Reed, and Kilroy Waseer to the active roster. The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Passion Pinkston, Pispore Altitude, Kant Misko, Shomey DeMonet, Lyle Bebek, Critter Gitter, Lionel Twain, Spiked Hare, Hannibal Lexus, Dick McFarnwide, Kris Krinkle, Judge Booty, and Micah Wish to the inactive roster.
12-02-2019The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Spiked Hare to the active roster. The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Action Jackson to the inactive roster.
11-18-2019The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Action Jackson to the active roster. The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Spiked Hare to the inactive roster.
11-17-2019Spiked Hare of the Memphis Mephitic Miasma is injured with a shoulder muscle strain and is expected to be out for approximately 10 days.
08-25-2019The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Spiked Hare, Lyle Bebek, Itchy Balzak, and Critter Gitter to the active roster. The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Packet Racket, Javelin Davlin, Dick McFarnwide, and Action Jackson to the inactive roster.
08-05-2019The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved John Kimball, Warren Weary, Gud Ancer, Shrivlynn Krotchrot, Joe Crow, d'Bumpkin, Packet Racket, Steve Fisher, Peter Pesky, Borborygmus, Dick McFarnwide, Action Jackson, and JitterJuice Jonson to the active roster. The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Possum Eton-Schmidt, Spiked Hare, Lyle Bebek, Micah Wish, Toupee Lawless, Itchy Balzak, Philbert Shattenstein, Major Steele, Fearsome Lil Climer, Gettum Young, Mitch N. Maxim, Critter Gitter, and Fritz Ducat to the inactive roster.
08-26-2018The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Spiked Hare, Lyle Bebek, Itchy Balzak, Gettum Young, and Critter Gitter to the active roster. The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Provential Hayseed, Bledsoe White, Dick McFarnwide, Prefect Hominy, and Action Jackson to the inactive roster.
08-06-2018The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Paul Jansen, Link Chester, J.J. McConnell, Johnny Creswell, Bree White, Dick McFarlane, and Chris Jackson to the active roster. The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Spiked Hare, Lyle Bebek, Bugzin Mzootsute, Fearsome Lil Climer, Gettum Young, Pispore Altitude, and Merry Christman to the inactive roster.
12-20-2015The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Spiked Hare to the active roster. The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Dix Enis to the inactive roster.
11-23-2015The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Leeves Shell to the active roster. The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Spiked Hare to the inactive roster.
11-22-2015Spiked Hare of the Memphis Mephitic Miasma is injured with an ankle ligament sprain and is expected to be out for approximately 18 days.
11-27-2011The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Spiked Hare to the active roster.
09-26-2011The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Donnie Field to the active roster. The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Spiked Hare to the inactive roster.
09-04-2011The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have changed Spike Justin's name to Spiked Hare.
08-08-2011The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Spike Justin and Dix Enis to the active roster. The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Russ Barnes, Kim Hanneman, Alex August, Ephraim Shufitt-Warett, and Jarrod Wesbecher to the inactive roster.