Curly Lambeau Football League
11-25-2069
#57|Harrummphf Guard
Retired (2055, Age 32)
BIOGRAPHICAL DATA
Total Rating B   Help Conditioning 95%
Status Retired (2055) Potential B-
Age 46 Born 08-11-2023 in Palestine, TX
Drafted Round 4, Pick 63 (2045) Experience 6 Years (102 Wks)
College Connecticut University, 2045 Salary 620 ($41.326M/2069 $)
OFFENSE DEFENSE SPEC TEAMS
Throw Power D  Catching D- Pass Cover D+ Kick Power C-
Throw Acc D+ Pass Blocking B+ Run Cover F  Kick Acc F 
Carrying D  Run Blocking C+ Tackling C+ Kick Return D-
        Pursuit D-    
PHYSICAL MENTAL DEXTERITY
Speed D+ Stamina B- Execution B+ Agility B-
Strength B+ Health C- Aggressiveness C+ Hands D+
Jumping D+     Attitude B  Break Tackle D-
ROLES
QB D  C C  DT C  SS C- K F  GUN C 
WR D  G B  DE C- FS D+ P D- KR D 
HB/TB D  T B- ILB C  CB C- LS C- KRB C-
FB C- TE C  OLB C  H D  HT C- KOS D-
Year Type ICs Hlth Sta Att Exe ThrP ThrA Crry Ctch PBlk RBlk PCov RCov Tkl Purs KP KA KR Spd Str Jmp Agr Agl Hnd BrkT  Total 
2041 College 57 2/3 0/3 0/1 1/7         2/9 1/9     1/3           1/11 0/2   1/8 0/1   9/57
2042 College 58 0/2 1/7 0/4 0/7         0/13 0/5     0/1         1/1 1/12 0/2   0/4     3/58
2043 College 66   1/8 0/1 1/10         0/13 1/5     1/2         0/2 2/10 1/2   3/12 1/1   11/66
2044 College 71 1/3 3/9 0/1 1/8         2/10 1/4     1/4         1/1 2/16 2/3   5/10 0/2   19/71
2045 Position 21   0/1   2/2         1/5 1/6                 1/7           5/21
2045 Drills 23   1/5   1/1                 4/9         -2/0 4/8           8/23
2045 Declines 0   -1/0                       -1/0                     -2/0
2046 Position 26   0/4   0/2         1/8 0/2                 3/9     1/1     5/26
2046 Drills 22   4/9                     1/5         -1/0 2/8           6/22
2047 Position 37   0/6   0/4         1/4 0/5                 0/11     0/7     1/37
2047 Drills 22   0/1                     0/1 3/9       1/4 -1/1     2/6     5/22
2047 Declines 0                                       -1/0         -1/0
2048 Position 26   0/4   0/2         0/4 0/8                 0/7     0/1     0/26
2048 Drills 18                           1/9       0/2       0/7     1/18
2048 Declines 0                 -1/0                               -1/0
2049 Position 24   0/2   0/5         1/4 0/3                 0/8     0/2     1/24
2049 Drills 21   1/7                     0/6           0/8           1/21
2049 Declines 0                                       -1/0         -1/0
2050 Position 13   0/2   1/4         0/1 0/4                 0/1     0/1     1/13
2050 Drills 23 0/3 0/4   1/3                 0/2           0/5       0/6   1/23
2050 Declines 0   -1/0             -1/0       -1/0                       -3/0
2051 Position 11   0/3   0/1         0/2 0/1                 1/3     0/1     1/11
2051 Drills 23   0/3   0/2                 0/5         0/2 0/3 1/4   0/2 0/2   1/23
2051 Declines 0 -2/0           -1/0       -2/0             -1/0 -2/0           -8/0
2052 Position 58   0/7   0/11         0/12 0/12                 0/11     0/5     0/58
2052 Drills 22 1/2 0/2 3/3 0/2                 1/4         0/1 0/1 0/2   0/4 0/1   5/22
2052 Declines 0 -2/0     -1/0       -1/0           -1/0   -1/0   -1/0       -1/0   -1/0 -9/0
2053 Position 25   0/3   1/2         0/6 0/4                 0/6     0/4     1/25
2053 Drills 24 0/4 0/2 0/1 0/1                 0/5           1/2 0/4   0/5     1/24
2053 Declines 0 -7/0 -3/0   -1/0   -1/0       -1/0 -1/0   -3/0   -3/0 -1/0 -1/0 -3/0 -2/0 -3/0 -2/0 -2/0 -1/0 -3/0 -38/0
2054 Position 10       0/1         0/1 0/2                 0/3     0/3     0/10
2054 Drills 23 0/1 0/3   0/2                 0/2         0/1 0/1 0/4   0/4 0/5   0/23
2054 Declines 0 -8/0 -4/0   -1/0   -2/0 -2/0 -1/0 -4/0 -3/0 -2/0   -2/0 -1/0 -2/0 -1/0 -1/0 -3/0 -1/0 -2/0 -2/0 -4/0 -1/0 -3/0 -50/0
2055 Position 11   0/2   0/1         1/3 0/1                 0/4           1/11
2055 Drills 22 0/1   0/1 1/3                           0/4 0/3 0/1   0/6 0/3   1/22
2055 Declines 0 -14/0 -3/0   -2/0     -1/0 -3/0 -2/0 -1/0 -5/0   -5/0   -2/0     -6/0 -3/0 -4/0 -6/0 -5/0 -4/0 -5/0 -71/0
Total -29/19 -1/97 3/12 5/81   -3/0 -4/0 -5/0 1/95 -1/71 -10/0   -2/49 1/18 -7/0 -3/0 -2/0 -14/18 9/159 -7/24 -10/0 0/93 -5/21 -12/0 -96/757

Career Transactions
DateTransaction
02-28-2056Harrummphf has retired from football.
09-07-2053The Brooklyn Bandof Brothers have waived Harrummphf.
08-05-2052The Brooklyn Bandof Brothers have acquired Harrummphf from the waiver wire.
08-29-2050The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have waived Harrummphf.
08-14-2050The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Paul Hunter, Donkey McDyk, R.C. Jones, Bob Hunt, Kenny Singleton, Dallis Apuna, Tom Poston, Bill Miller, Vic Souders, and Paul Harden to the active roster. The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Sims Simonini, Poel Lather, Harrummphf, Tom Rairden, Cloister Flock, Hostile Dogstyle, Lyons N. Winters, Harry Gary Mascari, Hap Instance, and Sultan Pepper to the inactive roster.
11-21-2049The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Harry Gary Mascari and Harrummphf to the active roster. The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Hostile Dogstyle and Hap Instance to the inactive roster.
08-29-2049The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Eddie Mehalick, Eli N. d'Mourning, Drawers Adroup, Super Puper Cooper, Hap Instance, and Sultan Pepper to the active roster. The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Raleigh Grossman, Harrummphf, Barney Ruble, Horsapple Eaton, Jim Meyer, and Tom Poston to the inactive roster.
11-30-2048The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have placed Harrummphf on the Injured Reserve list for the remainder of the season.
11-29-2048Harrummphf of the Memphis Mephitic Miasma is injured with a shoulder muscle strain and is expected to be out for approximately 12 days.
11-03-2047The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Joe Mamba, Whizzer Downdere, Tickler Tuggnutt, and Harrummphf to the active roster. The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Kris P. Kritter, Johnny Matheson, Jack Smit, and I. Schitchunott to the inactive roster.
08-25-2047The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Assassin Baldassin, Lulu Wang, Hostile Dogstyle, Hap Instance, Kris P. Kritter, and Drawers Adroup to the active roster. The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Rufus Mallouf, Ethan Brown, Barney Ruble, Smelz DeRatt, Whizzer Downdere, and Harrummphf to the inactive roster.
10-15-2045The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have changed Jeroy Williams's name to Harrummphf.
08-20-2045The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved James "DarryDawdle" Boyd, Larry Parks, Gary Mitchell, Steven Nichols, and Jeroy Williams to the active roster. The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Dirtybird Nastyquack, Kris P. Kritter, Skippy Dampner, and Shabop Shabop to the inactive roster.