| Date | Transaction |
| 02-28-2042 | Wiseacre Nastycrack has retired from football. |
| 09-06-2038 | The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have waived Wiseacre Nastycrack. |
| 08-22-2038 | The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Wiseacre Nastycrack to the active roster. The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved I. Schitchunott to the inactive roster. |
| 01-04-2038 | The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Passmore U. Affiliate and Peter Popov to the active roster. The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Downfield Desperado and Wiseacre Nastycrack to the inactive roster. |
| 08-31-2037 | The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Wiseacre Nastycrack to the active roster. |
| 08-31-2037 | The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Hal Deep, Musan Skwerl, Waskly Wabbitt, Gunner Reeves, Hogshead Hamer, Morrell Higene, Hi Gain Muzak, Gom Jabar, Bloody Cheek, Ivan Ardon, Elixir Tows, Boyd N. DeVoid, Zyklon Bee, Jellyroll Gumdrop, and Cornjulio to the active roster. The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Wiseacre Nastycrack, Skinny Whiteboy, Ivan Wyms, Brad Sine, Orlando Bysee, Chucky Tall, Hizzenher Suit, Dewey Dawdle, Stone Dagin, Staccato Triplett, Urassus Dragon, Lettice "Let my passes go" Prey, Kane Sugar, and Weed Reed to the inactive roster. |
| 08-10-2037 | The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Lettice "Let my passes go" Prey, Wiseacre Nastycrack, Skinny Whiteboy, Dewey Dawdle, Chucky Tall, Brad Sine, Easy Wynne, Drummond Fife, Biggeran Schmidt, Staccato Triplett, I. Schitchunott, Eddy Behr, and Hizzenher Suit to the active roster. The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Musan Skwerl, Waskly Wabbitt, Gunner Reeves, Jellyroll Gumdrop, Elixir Tows, Bloody Cheek, Boyd N. DeVoid, Gom Jabar, Hogshead Hamer, Myrtle Estherhaus, Morrell Higene, Hi Gain Muzak, Zyklon Bee, and Cornjulio to the inactive roster. |
| 12-29-2036 | The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Rock Wall to the active roster. The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Wiseacre Nastycrack to the inactive roster. |
| 12-21-2036 | The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Wiseacre Nastycrack and Max "Rubble" Hubbell to the active roster. The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Brad Sine and Rock Wall to the inactive roster. |
| 11-17-2036 | The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have acquired Wiseacre Nastycrack from the waiver wire. |
| 10-19-2036 | The Pittsburgh Polecats have automatically waived Wiseacre Nastycrack to comply with the 53-man roster limit. |
| 10-13-2036 | The Pittsburgh Polecats have moved Fred Jones, Dick Baldwin, and Frank Jansing to the active roster. The Pittsburgh Polecats have moved Hugh Zimmerlink, Lionel Bruce, and Wiseacre Nastycrack to the inactive roster. |
| 10-06-2036 | The Pittsburgh Polecats have moved Wiseacre Nastycrack to the active roster. The Pittsburgh Polecats have moved John Bramlett to the inactive roster. |
| 10-06-2036 | The Pittsburgh Polecats have acquired Wiseacre Nastycrack from the waiver wire. |
| 08-31-2036 | The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have waived Wiseacre Nastycrack. |
| 08-31-2036 | The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Kid Laywaste, Elixir Tows, Cornjulio, and Piledriver Jones to the active roster. The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Kenny Cowabunga, Wiseacre Nastycrack, Stone Dagin, and Ken Reese to the inactive roster. |
| 08-11-2036 | The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Wiseacre Nastycrack to the active roster. |
| 12-10-2035 | The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Ken Reese, Peter Paulie Morfik, Terry Newton, and SlobberKnocker Riggs to the active roster. The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Kenny Cowabunga, Kid Laywaste, Bafoon Baboon, and Wiseacre Nastycrack to the inactive roster. |
| 08-13-2035 | The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have acquired Wiseacre Nastycrack from the waiver wire. |
| 09-04-2034 | The San Diego Kolts have waived Wiseacre Nastycrack. |
| 04-30-2034 | The San Diego Kolts have acquired Wiseacre Nastycrack from the waiver wire. |
| 08-14-2033 | The Providence Punch-Drunk have waived Wiseacre Nastycrack. |
| 05-01-2033 | The Providence Punch-Drunk have moved Luke Schuler and Wiseacre Nastycrack to the active roster. The Providence Punch-Drunk have moved Flint Rockstone to the inactive roster. |
| 05-01-2033 | The Providence Punch-Drunk have acquired Wiseacre Nastycrack from the waiver wire. |
| 08-29-2032 | The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have waived Wiseacre Nastycrack. |
| 08-29-2032 | The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Earsatz Butler, B. B. Gottabuboo, Cho Bidnez, Harrow d'Dogg, and Neville Guano-Dudat to the active roster. The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Wachu Meenman, Kenny Cowabunga, Wiseacre Nastycrack, Ruehl O'Thumb, and Skinny Whiteboy to the inactive roster. |
| 08-09-2032 | The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Wiseacre Nastycrack, James Douglas, Mike Powe, and Wes Harris to the active roster. The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Cho Bidnez, Earsatz Butler, D'Wayne "DeBane" Harris, B. B. Gottabuboo, and Harrow d'Dogg to the inactive roster. |
| 01-05-2032 | The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Cokey Longspoon to the active roster. The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Wiseacre Nastycrack to the inactive roster. |
| 11-03-2031 | The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Wiseacre Nastycrack to the active roster. The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Piledriver Jones to the inactive roster. |
| 09-22-2031 | The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have changed Jean Cottrell's name to Wiseacre Nastycrack. |
| 09-08-2031 | The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have acquired Jean Cottrell from the waiver wire. |
| 09-01-2031 | The Tulsa Osage have moved Tony Kocourek to the active roster. The Tulsa Osage have moved Dave Holloway to the inactive roster. |
| 09-01-2031 | The Tulsa Osage have waived Jean Cottrell. |
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