Curly Lambeau Football League
08-17-2070
#75|Twinkletoes Power-Hoser Defensive End
Las Vegas Vulcans (2044, Age 34)
BIOGRAPHICAL DATA
Total Rating B-  Help Conditioning 95%
Status Retired (2044) Potential D-
Age 60 Born 06-05-2010 in Atlanta, TX
Drafted Round 3, Pick 41 (2032) Experience 13 Years (263 Wks)
College Alabama College, 2032 Salary 845 ($60.407M/2070 $)
OFFENSE DEFENSE SPEC TEAMS
Throw Power D- Catching B  Pass Cover C- Kick Power F 
Throw Acc D  Pass Blocking F  Run Cover B  Kick Acc D+
Carrying C- Run Blocking D+ Tackling B  Kick Return F 
        Pursuit B-    
PHYSICAL MENTAL DEXTERITY
Speed C  Stamina C  Execution C+ Agility B 
Strength B- Health D  Aggressiveness D+ Hands C 
Jumping D+     Attitude D- Break Tackle C+
ROLES
QB D+ C D  DT C+ SS C+ K F  GUN B-
WR C  G C- DE B- FS C  P F  KR C-
HB/TB C- T C- ILB C+ CB C  LS D  KRB C-
FB C- TE C- OLB C+ H D  HT C+ KOS D-
Year Team G GS TKL SOLO AST SACK SAF STF DEF BRK INT INTY AVG LNG TD FF
2032 MEM 4 0 0 0 0 1.0 0 0.0 0 0 0 0 -- 0 0 0
2033 MEM 4 0 0 0 0 0.0 0 0.0 0 0 0 0 -- 0 0 0
2034 MEM 4 2 0 0 0 0.0 0 0.0 0 0 0 0 -- 0 0 0
2035 MEM 4 0 0 0 0 2.0 0 0.0 0 0 0 0 -- 0 0 0
2036 MEM 4 3 0 0 0 1.0 0 0.0 0 0 0 0 -- 0 0 1
2037 MEM 4 0 0 0 0 1.0 0 0.0 0 0 0 0 -- 0 0 0
2038 MEM 4 1 0 0 0 1.0 0 0.0 0 0 0 0 -- 0 0 1
2039 PHX 4 4 0 0 0 1.0 0 0.0 0 0 0 0 -- 0 0 1
2040 PHX 4 4 0 0 0 2.0 0 0.0 0 0 0 0 -- 0 0 0
2041 PHX 4 1 0 0 0 0.0 0 0.0 0 0 0 0 -- 0 0 0
2042 PHX 4 0 0 0 0 1.0 0 0.0 0 0 0 0 -- 0 0 0
2043 PHX 4 0 0 0 0 1.0 0 0.0 0 0 0 0 -- 0 0 0
2044 PHX 4 0 0 0 0 1.0 0 0.0 0 0 0 0 -- 0 0 0
Total   52 15 0 0 0 12.0 0 0.0 0 0 0 0 -- 0 0 3

Career Transactions
DateTransaction
02-28-2045Twinkletoes Power-Hoser has retired from the Phoenix Solars.
12-05-2038The Phoenix Solars have moved Twinkletoes Power-Hoser to the active roster. The Phoenix Solars have moved Vince Brennan to the inactive roster.
11-29-2038Trade #94472 has been completed between the Phoenix Solars and the Memphis Mephitic Miasma. The Memphis Mephitic Miasma receive Bob Jacobs (RB), Jevon Smith (TE) from the Phoenix Solars in exchange for Jellyroll Gumdrop (RB), Twinkletoes Power-Hoser (DE).
08-07-2034The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have changed Twinkletoes "Hoser" Power-Mower's name to Twinkletoes Power-Hoser.
10-09-2033The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have changed Twinkletoes Power-Mower's name to Twinkletoes "Hoser" Power-Mower.
08-09-2032The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have changed Mike Powe's name to Twinkletoes Power-Mower.
08-09-2032The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Wiseacre Nastycrack, James Douglas, Mike Powe, and Wes Harris to the active roster. The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Cho Bidnez, Earsatz Butler, D'Wayne "DeBane" Harris, B. B. Gottabuboo, and Harrow d'Dogg to the inactive roster.