Numbers in this table represent the number of minutes played at each position. ST represents special teams positions other than K or P.
Date | Transaction |
02-28-2033 | Ian T. Sumpin has retired from football. |
08-25-2031 | The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Neville Guano-Dudat to the active roster. |
08-25-2031 | The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have waived Ian T. Sumpin. |
04-27-2031 | The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Don Diehl, Nick Tate, Bafoon Baboon, and Hi Impact Koegel to the active roster. The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Danger Dude, Fun Gus Amongus, Wilma Falkerson, and Ian T. Sumpin to the inactive roster. |
08-26-2030 | The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Harry Astle, Wilma Falkerson, Ian T. Sumpin, Fun Gus Amongus, Bloody Cheek, Greedy Horlecher, and Danger Dude to the active roster. The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Nagging Bummitch, Owen Money, I. Juan Atellia, Nick Tate, Don Diehl, Hi Impact Koegel, and Bafoon Baboon to the inactive roster. |
08-05-2030 | The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Owen Bailey, Preston Nales, Nick Tate, Don Diehl, Brock Kolley, Morrell Higene, Don B Fuelish, and Hi Impact Koegel to the active roster. The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Lars Blackoch, Wilma Falkerson, Ian T. Sumpin, Fun Gus Amongus, Bloody Cheek, Greedy Horlecher, and Danger Dude to the inactive roster. |
08-27-2029 | The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Lars Blackoch, Harry Astle, Wilma Falkerson, Ian T. Sumpin, Confident "Practicing" Heterosexual, and Vroom Broom to the active roster. The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved David Greene, I. Juan Atellia, Preston Nales, Hi Gain Muzak, Jerry Hill, and Terry Ley to the inactive roster. |
08-06-2029 | The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved David Greene, Walt Carson, Doug Diehl, Deon Romeo, and Terry Ley to the active roster. The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Ian T. Sumpin, JitterJuice Jonson, Thin Hope, Gary Fencik, Vroom Broom, Confident "Practicing" Heterosexual, Mitch N. Maxim, Charleze Pride, Wilma Falkerson, Lars Blackoch, and Cho Bidnez to the inactive roster. |
08-05-2024 | The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have changed Andy Ottele's name to Ian T. Sumpin. |
08-05-2024 | The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Lars Blackoch, Death From Above, Charleze Pride, Easley Philpot, and Andy Ottele to the active roster. The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Grab Holt, Peter Pesky, Fun Gus Amongus, Toxic Joe Spiller, and Beast Strokkanov to the inactive roster. |