Curly Lambeau Football League
10-21-2069
#91|Piledriver Jones Linebacker
Retired (2038, Age 32)
BIOGRAPHICAL DATA
Total Rating B-  Help Conditioning 95%
Status Deceased (04-16-2066) Potential A+
Age at Death 60 Born 04-08-2006 in Trinidad, CO
Drafted Round 4, Pick 57 (2028) Experience 9 Years (174 Wks)
College Tennessee Technical College, 2028 Salary 745 ($49.658M/2069 $)
OFFENSE DEFENSE SPEC TEAMS
Throw Power F  Catching C- Pass Cover C+ Kick Power C-
Throw Acc C- Pass Blocking D- Run Cover C+ Kick Acc D 
Carrying B- Run Blocking D+ Tackling B  Kick Return D-
        Pursuit B+    
PHYSICAL MENTAL DEXTERITY
Speed C- Stamina B- Execution C- Agility B+
Strength B  Health D- Aggressiveness B  Hands C+
Jumping C-     Attitude A+ Break Tackle D 
ROLES
QB D+ C D+ DT C+ SS C+ K F  GUN C 
WR D+ G C- DE C+ FS C  P F  KR D+
HB/TB C- T C- ILB B- CB C  LS D  KRB C-
FB C- TE D+ OLB B- H D  HT C  KOS D-
Year Team G GS TKL SOLO AST SACK SAF STF DEF BRK INT INTY AVG LNG TD FF
2028 MEM 16 10 0 0 0 1.0 0 0.0 0 0 0 0 -- 0 0 0
2029 MEM 16 16 0 0 0 12.0 0 0.0 0 0 0 0 -- 0 0 1
2030 MEM 16 16 0 0 0 10.0 0 0.0 0 0 0 0 -- 0 0 3
2031 MEM 10 10 0 0 0 4.0 0 0.0 0 0 0 0 -- 0 0 1
2032 MEM 15 15 0 0 0 8.0 0 0.0 1 1 0 0 -- 0 0 2
2033 MEM 16 16 0 0 0 12.0 0 0.0 0 0 0 0 -- 0 0 3
2034 MEM 16 16 0 0 0 4.0 0 0.0 0 0 0 0 -- 0 0 2
2035 MEM 16 16 0 0 0 7.0 0 0.0 0 0 0 0 -- 0 0 1
2036 MEM 16 8 0 0 0 4.0 0 0.0 0 0 0 0 -- 0 0 0
Total   137 123 0 0 0 62.0 0 0.0 1 1 0 0 -- 0 0 13

Career Transactions
DateTransaction
02-28-2039Piledriver Jones has retired from football.
08-31-2037The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have waived Piledriver Jones.
08-31-2036The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Kid Laywaste, Elixir Tows, Cornjulio, and Piledriver Jones to the active roster. The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Kenny Cowabunga, Wiseacre Nastycrack, Stone Dagin, and Ken Reese to the inactive roster.
04-27-2036The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Piledriver Jones to the inactive roster.
08-28-2034The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved B. B. Gottabuboo, Boyd N. DeVoid, and Piledriver Jones to the active roster. The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Crash Brannigan and SlobberKnocker Riggs to the inactive roster.
08-07-2034The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Ted Reed, Peter Paulie Morfic, Tom Curzon, Skinny Whiteboy, SlobberKnocker Riggs, Dave Bausch, Crash Brannigan, Bill Hefner, Chris Adams, and Awn DeFritz to the active roster. The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved B. B. Gottabuboo, Deron Hanes, Dynamo Humm, Bloody Cheek, Boyd N. DeVoid, Zyklon Bee, Hap Peacock, Piledriver Jones, Torkin Dworkin, and Danger Dude to the inactive roster.
10-04-2032The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Piledriver Jones to the active roster. The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Ruehl O'Thumb to the inactive roster.
09-27-2032The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Harrow d'Dogg to the active roster. The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Piledriver Jones to the inactive roster.
09-26-2032Piledriver Jones of the Memphis Mephitic Miasma is injured with a hip muscle strain and is expected to be out for approximately 11 days.
12-15-2031The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Piledriver Jones to the active roster. The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Neville Guano-Dudat to the inactive roster.
11-03-2031The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Wiseacre Nastycrack to the active roster. The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Piledriver Jones to the inactive roster.
11-02-2031Piledriver Jones of the Memphis Mephitic Miasma is injured with a partial ACL tear and is expected to be out for approximately 40 days.
08-11-2030Piledriver Jones of the Memphis Mephitic Miasma is injured with a quadricep contusion and is expected to be out for approximately 11 days.
12-11-2028The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Piledriver Jones to the active roster. The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Backfield Spectre to the inactive roster.
12-11-2028The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Shrivlynn Krotchrot to the active roster. The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Mitch N. Maxim and Piledriver Jones to the inactive roster.
11-05-2028The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Piledriver Jones to the active roster. The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Moe Lester to the inactive roster.
11-05-2028The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Harrow d'Dogg to the active roster. The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Piledriver Jones to the inactive roster.
09-11-2028The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have changed Roy Jones's name to Piledriver Jones.
08-07-2028The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved David Bienemann, Cleveland Beckman, Johnny Deal, Torkin Dworkin, and Roy Jones to the active roster. The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Repo Mann, Backfield Spectre, Gud Ancer, Cho Bidnez, and JitterJuice Jonson to the inactive roster.