Curly Lambeau Football League
10-21-2069
#91|Piledriver Jones Linebacker
Retired (2038, Age 32)
BIOGRAPHICAL DATA
Total Rating B-  Help Conditioning 95%
Status Deceased (04-16-2066) Potential A+
Age at Death 60 Born 04-08-2006 in Trinidad, CO
Drafted Round 4, Pick 57 (2028) Experience 9 Years (174 Wks)
College Tennessee Technical College, 2028 Salary 745 ($49.658M/2069 $)
OFFENSE DEFENSE SPEC TEAMS
Throw Power F  Catching C- Pass Cover C+ Kick Power C-
Throw Acc C- Pass Blocking D- Run Cover C+ Kick Acc D 
Carrying B- Run Blocking D+ Tackling B  Kick Return D-
        Pursuit B+    
PHYSICAL MENTAL DEXTERITY
Speed C- Stamina B- Execution C- Agility B+
Strength B  Health D- Aggressiveness B  Hands C+
Jumping C-     Attitude A+ Break Tackle D 
ROLES
QB D+ C D+ DT C+ SS C+ K F  GUN C 
WR D+ G C- DE C+ FS C  P F  KR D+
HB/TB C- T C- ILB B- CB C  LS D  KRB C-
FB C- TE D+ OLB B- H D  HT C  KOS D-
Year Type ICs Hlth Sta Att Exe ThrP ThrA Crry Ctch PBlk RBlk PCov RCov Tkl Purs KP KA KR Spd Str Jmp Agr Agl Hnd BrkT  Total 
2024 College 54 0/1 1/4 0/1 0/6             0/2 1/7 1/11           0/9 0/2   1/9 0/2   4/54
2025 College 58 3/6 0/3 1/2 0/6             1/5 0/3 1/9           2/13 0/1   2/8 1/2   11/58
2026 College 78 0/2 0/2 1/1 1/13             0/5 2/9 1/10           4/19 0/4   0/9 1/4   10/78
2027 College 71 1/5 5/9 0/1 1/3             1/4 1/3 5/16         1/1 5/18     0/7 1/4   21/71
2028 Position 49       0/3             2/5 0/8 1/4           5/17     1/12     9/49
2028 Drills 24   4/6 1/2 0/1                 3/4         -2/0 2/5   -1/0   4/6   11/24
2028 Declines 0                             -1/0                   -1/0
2029 Position 59   0/4                   4/20 1/12           0/9     2/14     7/59
2029 Drills 25   6/7                     3/10         -4/0 2/8           7/25
2030 Position 56   1/4                   0/19 2/10           2/9     0/14     5/56
2030 Drills 22   7/10                     2/3           1/9           10/22
2030 Declines 0       -1/0                                         -1/0
2031 Position 43   0/2                 0/1 0/7 1/10           0/12     1/11     2/43
2031 Drills 17   0/1 1/3 1/3                 0/2         -1/0 2/7       0/1   3/17
2031 Declines 0                       -1/0               -2/0         -3/0
2032 Position 54   0/1   0/7             0/9 0/6 1/15           0/8     0/8     1/54
2032 Drills 23     11/13 2/3                                 -3/0   3/7   13/23
2032 Declines 0 -5/0 -1/0         -1/0 -1/0                   -1/0 -2/0       -1/0   -12/0
2033 Position 61   0/1   0/4             0/11 0/3 3/15           1/21     0/6     4/61
2033 Drills 25     7/13 4/5                                     0/7   11/25
2033 Declines 0 -4/0               -1/0 -1/0     -1/0 -2/0           -3/0   -1/0 -1/0 -2/0 -16/0
2034 Position 53   0/1   0/6             0/7 0/4 0/13           0/14     0/8     0/53
2034 Drills 26     7/10 4/9                                 -3/0   1/7   9/26
2034 Declines 0 -7/0 -3/0     -1/0     -2/0 -2/0 -3/0 -3/0 -4/0 -2/0 -3/0 -3/0 -1/0 -1/0 -3/0 -2/0 -3/0 -3/0 -2/0 -4/0 -1/0 -53/0
2035 Position 60   0/1   1/7             0/7 1/4 1/16           0/19     0/6     3/60
2035 Drills 25     7/9 7/12                                 -4/0   0/4   10/25
2035 Declines 0 -11/0 -4/0   -2/0 -2/0 -2/0 -4/0 -2/0 -2/0 -3/0 -2/0 -4/0 -3/0 -1/0   -1/0 -3/0 -3/0 -2/0 -3/0 -4/0 -1/0 -1/0 -2/0 -62/0
2036 Position 40   0/5   1/3             1/9 0/7 0/6           0/7     0/3     2/40
2036 Drills 26   1/6                     0/9         -2/0 2/11           1/26
2036 Declines 0 -18/0 -6/0   -2/0 -1/0 -2/0   -1/0 -3/0 -5/0 -4/0 -6/0 -2/0 -2/0 -3/0 -4/0 -1/0 -4/0 -4/0 -4/0 -4/0 -2/0   -3/0 -81/0
2037 Position 19   0/1   0/1             0/5 0/2 0/4           0/3     0/3     0/19
2037 Drills 27 0/2 0/5 1/1 0/2                 0/1         0/6 0/4 0/1   0/2 0/3   1/27
2037 Declines 0 -19/0 -7/0   -3/0 -5/0 -2/0 -4/0 -6/0 -6/0 -4/0 -6/0 -7/0 -6/0 -4/0 -4/0 -7/0 -4/0 -4/0 -3/0 -4/0 -7/0 -4/0 -4/0 -5/0 -125/0
2038 Position 10   0/1   0/1             0/3   0/2           0/1     1/2     1/10
2038 Drills 27 0/3 0/1 1/3 0/2                 0/3         0/1 1/5 0/3   0/4 0/2   2/27
2038 Declines 0 -28/0 -7/0   -3/0 -6/0 -5/0 -3/0 -5/0 -6/0 -3/0 -4/0 -5/0 -8/0 -2/0 -7/0 -4/0 -4/0 -9/0 -11/0 -6/0 -9/0 -5/0 -2/0 -10/0 -152/0
Total -88/19 -3/75 38/59 11/97 -15/0 -11/0 -12/0 -17/0 -20/0 -19/0 -14/73 -18/102 4/185 -14/0 -18/0 -17/0 -13/0 -32/8 5/228 -25/11 -38/0 -7/126 -2/49 -23/0 -348/1032

Career Transactions
DateTransaction
02-28-2039Piledriver Jones has retired from football.
08-31-2037The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have waived Piledriver Jones.
08-31-2036The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Kid Laywaste, Elixir Tows, Cornjulio, and Piledriver Jones to the active roster. The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Kenny Cowabunga, Wiseacre Nastycrack, Stone Dagin, and Ken Reese to the inactive roster.
04-27-2036The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Piledriver Jones to the inactive roster.
08-28-2034The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved B. B. Gottabuboo, Boyd N. DeVoid, and Piledriver Jones to the active roster. The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Crash Brannigan and SlobberKnocker Riggs to the inactive roster.
08-07-2034The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Ted Reed, Peter Paulie Morfic, Tom Curzon, Skinny Whiteboy, SlobberKnocker Riggs, Dave Bausch, Crash Brannigan, Bill Hefner, Chris Adams, and Awn DeFritz to the active roster. The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved B. B. Gottabuboo, Deron Hanes, Dynamo Humm, Bloody Cheek, Boyd N. DeVoid, Zyklon Bee, Hap Peacock, Piledriver Jones, Torkin Dworkin, and Danger Dude to the inactive roster.
10-04-2032The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Piledriver Jones to the active roster. The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Ruehl O'Thumb to the inactive roster.
09-27-2032The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Harrow d'Dogg to the active roster. The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Piledriver Jones to the inactive roster.
09-26-2032Piledriver Jones of the Memphis Mephitic Miasma is injured with a hip muscle strain and is expected to be out for approximately 11 days.
12-15-2031The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Piledriver Jones to the active roster. The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Neville Guano-Dudat to the inactive roster.
11-03-2031The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Wiseacre Nastycrack to the active roster. The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Piledriver Jones to the inactive roster.
11-02-2031Piledriver Jones of the Memphis Mephitic Miasma is injured with a partial ACL tear and is expected to be out for approximately 40 days.
08-11-2030Piledriver Jones of the Memphis Mephitic Miasma is injured with a quadricep contusion and is expected to be out for approximately 11 days.
12-11-2028The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Piledriver Jones to the active roster. The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Backfield Spectre to the inactive roster.
12-11-2028The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Shrivlynn Krotchrot to the active roster. The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Mitch N. Maxim and Piledriver Jones to the inactive roster.
11-05-2028The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Piledriver Jones to the active roster. The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Moe Lester to the inactive roster.
11-05-2028The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Harrow d'Dogg to the active roster. The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Piledriver Jones to the inactive roster.
09-11-2028The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have changed Roy Jones's name to Piledriver Jones.
08-07-2028The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved David Bienemann, Cleveland Beckman, Johnny Deal, Torkin Dworkin, and Roy Jones to the active roster. The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Repo Mann, Backfield Spectre, Gud Ancer, Cho Bidnez, and JitterJuice Jonson to the inactive roster.