| Date | Transaction |
| 02-28-2085 | Crimea River has retired from football. |
| 08-07-2084 | The Omaha Oozen Oz have waived Crimea River. |
| 09-05-2083 | The Omaha Oozen Oz have moved Kronic Tenesmus, Gotz d'Schwartz, Tassel Astle, Crimea River, Moe Cheezemo, Ice Villa, O.J. Spritzer, and Juan Moore-Thyme to the active roster. The Omaha Oozen Oz have moved Waldo, Falcon Idjit, Scrootch DeScrote, I. M. Cumby-Hammett, Coxsackie Coyote, Beau Leggett, Fingers d'Pie, Snot Pocket, and Raspberry Herbert to the inactive roster. |
| 08-15-2083 | The Omaha Oozen Oz have moved Premature Jack O'Lantern, Falcon Idjit, Scrootch DeScrote, Bobbin Weaver, Coxsackie Coyote, Beau Leggett, Fingers d'Pie, and Snot Pocket to the active roster. The Omaha Oozen Oz have moved Dirk Danger, Kronic Tenesmus, Gotz d'Schwartz, Crimea River, Moe Cheezemo, Ice Villa, O.J. Spritzer, and Juan Moore-Thyme to the inactive roster. |
| 08-30-2082 | The Omaha Oozen Oz have moved Dirk Danger, Doodah Schufitt, Kronic Tenesmus, Crimea River, Gotz d'Schwartz, Byrd Sheetmetal, O.J. Spritzer, Pompous Pilot, Ranger Rick, and Army Hardy to the active roster. The Omaha Oozen Oz have moved Donut Duncan, Felon Lyday, Walden Frond, Nick Cohen, Bobbin Weaver, Flea Bitus, Larson E. Grande, Purple Martin, Hubert Jackson, Blinkin Bleeker, Bruce Middendorf, and Dan Johnson to the inactive roster. |
| 08-10-2082 | The Omaha Oozen Oz have moved Jeff Gibson, Felon Lyday, Tiger Palicki, Henry Flaherty, Irresistible Ewe, Carl Sisk, Hubert Jackson, Dan Johnson, and I. M. Cumby-Hammett to the active roster. The Omaha Oozen Oz have moved Doodah Schufitt, Kronic Tenesmus, Alfred Baker, Crimea River, Gotz d'Schwartz, Byrd Sheetmetal, Pompous Pilot, Ranger Rick, Army Hardy, and Holly Bluation to the inactive roster. |
| 08-18-2081 | The Omaha Oozen Oz have moved Dwight Cross and Crimea River to the active roster. |
| 04-27-2081 | The Omaha Oozen Oz have moved Crimea River, Zatcher Minkey, Uno Watt, Gimmy Samoa, Fuzzy Nares, Wick O'Shay-Wabbitt, Fokmi, O.J. Spritzer, Ranger Rick, and Holly Bluation to the inactive roster. |
| 12-29-2080 | Crimea River of the Omaha Oozen Oz is injured with a hip contusion and is expected to be out for approximately 7 days. |
| 08-28-2079 | The Omaha Oozen Oz have moved Crimea River, Basil Basrak, O.J. Spritzer, Snit Fitzkee, Dirk Danger, Billy Goater, Fuzzy Nares, Hal Aryu, Zatcher Minkey, and Uno Watt to the active roster. The Omaha Oozen Oz have moved Donut Duncan, Peter Coyle, I. Ron Mann, Waldo, Walter Hall, Lars Fryze, Curtis Allen, Troy McGriggs, Larson E. Grande, Perry Mortim, and Gono Kaka-Caucus to the inactive roster. |
| 08-07-2079 | The Omaha Oozen Oz have moved Juan Wine, Gotz d'Schwartz, Larson E. Grande, Moe Cheezemo, Lars Fryze, Curtis Allen, and Guineahorn Choo to the active roster. The Omaha Oozen Oz have moved Dirk Danger, Sleezy Slutzker, Crack Bruschi, Snit Fitzkee, Crimea River, Zatcher Minkey, Uno Watt, Hal Aryu, Fuzzy Nares, O.J. Spritzer, Billy Goater, and Basil Basrak to the inactive roster. |
| 10-31-2077 | Crimea River of the Omaha Oozen Oz is injured with a mild concussion and is expected to be out for approximately 4 days. |
| 01-03-2077 | Crimea River of the Omaha Oozen Oz is injured with a quadricep contusion and is expected to be out for approximately 3 days. |
| 08-06-2074 | The Omaha Oozen Oz have changed Terry Rivers's name to Crimea River. |
| 08-06-2074 | The Omaha Oozen Oz have moved Terry Rivers, Jack Harraway, Kenny Blount, Nate Ivy, Rodney Johnson, and Bobby Brim to the active roster. The Omaha Oozen Oz have moved Twig Rubke, Barry "Red" Garnett, Umust Umust, Dennis Sartori, Loyal Childs, and Phil Clancy to the inactive roster. |
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