| BIOGRAPHICAL DATA |
| Total Rating |
B-
|
Conditioning |
95% |
| Status |
Retired (2099) |
Potential |
A |
| Age |
50
|
Born |
09-09-2061 in Evanston, IL |
| Drafted |
Round 2, Pick 38 (2082) |
Experience |
16 Years (332 Wks) |
| College |
Michigan State College, 2083 |
Salary |
845 ($1065.077M/2111 $) |
| OFFENSE |
DEFENSE |
SPEC TEAMS |
| Throw Power |
C- |
Catching |
C |
Pass Cover |
F |
Kick Power |
B |
| Throw Acc |
B- |
Pass Blocking |
F |
Run Cover |
F |
Kick Acc |
B |
| Carrying |
D+ |
Run Blocking |
F |
Tackling |
F |
Kick Return |
F |
| |
|
|
|
Pursuit |
D+ |
|
|
| PHYSICAL |
MENTAL |
DEXTERITY |
| Speed |
C |
Stamina |
D- |
Execution |
B |
Agility |
D+ |
| Strength |
C- |
Health |
F |
Aggressiveness |
D |
Hands |
B+ |
| Jumping |
C |
|
|
Attitude |
A- |
Break Tackle |
C- |
| ROLES |
| QB |
C- |
C |
D+ |
DT |
D |
SS |
D |
K |
C |
GUN |
D+ |
| WR |
D+ |
G |
D |
DE |
D- |
FS |
D |
P |
B- |
KR |
D+ |
| HB/TB |
D+ |
T |
D |
ILB |
D |
CB |
D |
LS |
D+ |
KRB |
D+ |
| FB |
D+ |
TE |
D |
OLB |
D |
H |
B- |
HT |
B- |
KOS |
C+ |
|
| Notes: |
ka=B+@1;2083 exe=B-; KP=A+; H=A- |
|---|
| Year |
Team |
G |
GS |
PUNTS |
YDS |
LNG |
AVG |
NET |
BP |
IN20 |
TB |
HTLG |
HTAV |
FC |
RET |
RETY |
AVG |
| 2082 |
OMA |
16 |
16 |
99 |
4403 |
62 |
44.5 |
41.5 |
0 |
40 |
11 |
4.8 |
4.1 |
17 |
45 |
299 |
6.6 |
| 2083 |
OMA |
15 |
15 |
97 |
4355 |
61 |
44.9 |
42.1 |
0 |
51 |
5 |
5.0 |
4.2 |
18 |
42 |
268 |
6.4 |
| 2084 |
OMA |
16 |
16 |
94 |
4270 |
61 |
45.4 |
42.0 |
0 |
36 |
6 |
4.6 |
4.0 |
15 |
41 |
319 |
7.8 |
| 2085 |
OMA |
16 |
16 |
95 |
4427 |
61 |
46.6 |
43.1 |
0 |
41 |
8 |
4.7 |
4.1 |
17 |
39 |
332 |
8.5 |
| 2086 |
OMA |
16 |
16 |
90 |
4089 |
60 |
45.4 |
42.0 |
0 |
51 |
7 |
4.8 |
4.1 |
16 |
33 |
307 |
9.3 |
| 2087 |
OMA |
16 |
16 |
77 |
3613 |
64 |
46.9 |
44.3 |
0 |
36 |
6 |
4.7 |
4.1 |
12 |
35 |
201 |
5.7 |
| 2088 |
OMA |
16 |
16 |
68 |
3120 |
65 |
45.9 |
42.9 |
0 |
31 |
3 |
4.8 |
4.1 |
14 |
24 |
201 |
8.4 |
| 2089 |
OMA |
16 |
16 |
84 |
3899 |
61 |
46.4 |
42.4 |
0 |
47 |
6 |
4.8 |
4.1 |
21 |
28 |
337 |
12.0 |
| 2090 |
OMA |
16 |
16 |
80 |
3589 |
58 |
44.9 |
40.5 |
0 |
43 |
4 |
5.1 |
4.1 |
19 |
33 |
352 |
10.7 |
| 2091 |
OMA |
16 |
16 |
80 |
3734 |
61 |
46.7 |
43.3 |
0 |
37 |
8 |
4.6 |
4.0 |
12 |
38 |
272 |
7.2 |
| 2092 |
OMA |
16 |
16 |
91 |
4315 |
65 |
47.4 |
44.3 |
0 |
33 |
5 |
4.8 |
4.2 |
15 |
38 |
288 |
7.6 |
| 2093 |
OMA |
16 |
16 |
81 |
3758 |
64 |
46.4 |
44.8 |
0 |
38 |
7 |
4.9 |
4.1 |
16 |
26 |
131 |
5.0 |
| 2094 |
OMA |
16 |
16 |
93 |
4130 |
60 |
44.4 |
42.1 |
0 |
40 |
4 |
4.8 |
4.1 |
14 |
33 |
216 |
6.5 |
| 2095 |
OMA |
16 |
16 |
83 |
3764 |
62 |
45.3 |
42.5 |
0 |
40 |
8 |
4.8 |
4.1 |
11 |
31 |
235 |
7.6 |
| 2096 |
OMA |
16 |
16 |
78 |
3450 |
66 |
44.2 |
43.2 |
0 |
34 |
10 |
4.8 |
4.1 |
26 |
17 |
83 |
4.9 |
| 2097 |
OMA |
16 |
16 |
105 |
4748 |
64 |
45.2 |
42.8 |
0 |
45 |
9 |
4.9 |
4.1 |
29 |
37 |
257 |
6.9 |
| Total |
|
255 |
255 |
1395 |
63664 |
66 |
45.6 |
42.7 |
0 |
643 |
107 |
5.1 |
4.1 |
272 |
540 |
4098 |
7.6 |
Career Transactions
| Date | Transaction |
| 02-28-2100 | Irresistible Ewe has retired from football. |
| 09-01-2098 | The Omaha Oozen Oz have waived Irresistible Ewe. |
| 08-04-2098 | The Omaha Oozen Oz have moved Gary Frerotte, Robert Rice, Bob Angelo, Joe Tatarek, Kevin Morton, Leonard Pearson, Ointment Bursur, Boomer, Don Yovicsin, Roxon Roxov, and Pard Washington to the active roster. The Omaha Oozen Oz have moved Gnarly Bob Lemon, Redneck "Whitesocks" Blewribbonbier, Manny Happy-Returns, Irresistible Ewe, Charlie Haas, Screaming Yeller Czonkars, Scooter Highpockets, Personal Buda, Hashmark Markov, and Arrington Tamburello to the inactive roster. |
| 08-25-2097 | The Omaha Oozen Oz have moved Bernie Bottoms, Irresistible Ewe, Pookie Noodlin, Mike "MuscleShirt" Mioduszewski, and Arrington Tamburello to the active roster. The Omaha Oozen Oz have moved Payne Dishman, Boomer, Dick "ODTwentyFifthCentury" Dawber, Roxon Roxov, and Jeff Caldwell to the inactive roster. |
| 04-28-2097 | The Omaha Oozen Oz have moved Hywinn Tyte, Black Dahlia, Hizzenher Suit, Splode, and Boomer to the active roster. The Omaha Oozen Oz have moved Beau Leggett, Irresistible Ewe, Nougat Nugent, Charlie Haas, and Derry Dingle to the inactive roster. |
| 08-06-2096 | The Omaha Oozen Oz have moved Irresistible Ewe to the active roster. The Omaha Oozen Oz have moved Boomer to the inactive roster. |
| 08-06-2096 | The Omaha Oozen Oz have moved Artie Choak, Black Dahlia, Far Ting Foo, Odis Kochomine, Shuddup Bevis, Dew Wop Avenger, Keith Hartley, Whitey Hope, and Donte' Treadway to the active roster. The Omaha Oozen Oz have moved Immaculate Scheen, Pookie Noodlin, Beau Leggett, Irresistible Ewe, Charlie Haas, Kitten Kaboodle, Mex Calliburr, Derry Dingle, Personal Buda, and Foster Child to the inactive roster. |
| 11-21-2083 | Irresistible Ewe of the Omaha Oozen Oz is injured with a hip muscle strain and is expected to be out for approximately 9 days. |
| 08-10-2082 | The Omaha Oozen Oz have moved Jeff Gibson, Felon Lyday, Tiger Palicki, Henry Flaherty, Irresistible Ewe, Carl Sisk, Hubert Jackson, Dan Johnson, and I. M. Cumby-Hammett to the active roster. The Omaha Oozen Oz have moved Doodah Schufitt, Kronic Tenesmus, Alfred Baker, Crimea River, Gotz d'Schwartz, Byrd Sheetmetal, Pompous Pilot, Ranger Rick, Army Hardy, and Holly Bluation to the inactive roster. |
| 08-10-2082 | The Omaha Oozen Oz have changed Jake Richmond's name to Irresistible Ewe. |
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