Franco Harris Football League
10-06-2121
#15|Manny Happy-Returns Wide Receiver
Retired (2104, Age 34)
BIOGRAPHICAL DATA
Total Rating C+  Help Conditioning 95%
Status Retired (2104) Potential B 
Age 50 Born 02-11-2071 in Asheville, NC
Drafted Round 7, Pick 209 (2093) Experience 7 Years (141 Wks)
College Wisconsin University, 2093 Salary 745 ($1890.836M/2121 $)
OFFENSE DEFENSE SPEC TEAMS
Throw Power B- Catching B- Pass Cover D+ Kick Power F 
Throw Acc C- Pass Blocking D  Run Cover D- Kick Acc D+
Carrying D+ Run Blocking C  Tackling D+ Kick Return B+
        Pursuit C-    
PHYSICAL MENTAL DEXTERITY
Speed C+ Stamina C+ Execution C  Agility B+
Strength D+ Health D  Aggressiveness C- Hands B 
Jumping B-     Attitude B  Break Tackle B-
ROLES
QB C- C D+ DT D+ SS D+ K F  GUN C 
WR C+ G D+ DE D  FS C- P D- KR B-
HB/TB C- T D+ ILB D+ CB C  LS D  KRB C+
FB D+ TE C  OLB D+ H C- HT B- KOS D-
Year Team G GS TARG REC PCT YDS AVG LNG YAC YACA TD YDS/G 1ST 1ST% DP
2093 OMA 11 0 2 1 50.0 0 0.0 0 0 0.0 0 -- 0 0.0 0
2096 OMA 13 0 16 9 56.2 82 9.1 22 29 3.2 0 6.3 4 25.0 0
2097 OMA 15 4 75 43 57.3 424 9.9 33 147 3.4 0 28.3 22 29.3 4
2098 OMA 15 1 14 9 64.3 98 10.9 38 70 7.8 2 6.5 3 21.4 1
2101 BIR 16 0 14 6 42.9 57 9.5 16 13 2.2 1 3.6 4 28.6 0
2102 BIR 15 0 10 5 50.0 45 9.0 22 6 1.2 0 3.0 2 20.0 2
2103 BIR 16 0 1 1 100.0 6 6.0 6 0 0.0 0 0.4 0 0.0 0
Total   101 5 132 74 56.1 712 9.6 38 265 3.6 3 7.0 35 26.5 7

Career Transactions
DateTransaction
02-28-2105Manny Happy-Returns has retired from football.
08-04-2104The Birmingham Bridgeburners have waived Manny Happy-Returns.
12-03-2102Manny Happy-Returns of the Birmingham Bridgeburners is injured with a shoulder muscle strain and is expected to be out for approximately 11 days.
08-08-2101The Birmingham Bridgeburners have moved Manny Happy-Returns to the active roster.
08-08-2101The Birmingham Bridgeburners have acquired Manny Happy-Returns from the waiver wire.
09-06-2099The Omaha Oozen Oz have moved Mike Marsh to the active roster.
09-06-2099The Omaha Oozen Oz have waived Manny Happy-Returns.
12-21-2098The Omaha Oozen Oz have moved Willie Mays Hayes to the active roster. The Omaha Oozen Oz have moved Manny Happy-Returns to the inactive roster.
09-01-2098The Omaha Oozen Oz have moved Gad Zook and Manny Happy-Returns to the active roster. The Omaha Oozen Oz have moved Hywinn Tyte and Willie Mays Hayes to the inactive roster.
08-04-2098The Omaha Oozen Oz have moved Gary Frerotte, Robert Rice, Bob Angelo, Joe Tatarek, Kevin Morton, Leonard Pearson, Ointment Bursur, Boomer, Don Yovicsin, Roxon Roxov, and Pard Washington to the active roster. The Omaha Oozen Oz have moved Gnarly Bob Lemon, Redneck "Whitesocks" Blewribbonbier, Manny Happy-Returns, Irresistible Ewe, Charlie Haas, Screaming Yeller Czonkars, Scooter Highpockets, Personal Buda, Hashmark Markov, and Arrington Tamburello to the inactive roster.
09-02-2096The Omaha Oozen Oz have moved Manny Happy-Returns to the active roster. The Omaha Oozen Oz have moved Vee Rockette to the inactive roster.
09-02-2096The Omaha Oozen Oz have moved Foster Child, Mex Calliburr, Kitten Kaboodle, Charlie Haas, Derry Dingle, Personal Buda, Beau Leggett, Gad Zook, and Hardy Har Harpsichord to the active roster. The Omaha Oozen Oz have moved Manny Happy-Returns, Brent Reid, Splode, Artie Choak, Hizzenher Suit, Whitey Hope, Hywinn Tyte, and Black Dahlia to the inactive roster.
08-13-2096The Omaha Oozen Oz have moved Brent Reid and Manny Happy-Returns to the active roster. The Omaha Oozen Oz have moved Hardy Har Harpsichord and Gad Zook to the inactive roster.
08-22-2095The Omaha Oozen Oz have moved Kitten Kaboodle, J.W. "FuzzyHolz" Garnett, Beau Leggett, Gad Zook, Foster Child, Nougat Nugent, Gretta Grippe, Vee Rockette, and Charlie Haas to the active roster. The Omaha Oozen Oz have moved Whitey Hope, Brent Reid, Dom Brien, Uguanda Dye, Black Dahlia, Thug O'Motive, Manny Happy-Returns, Artie Choak, Gray Waters, and Babycham Fermen to the inactive roster.
08-08-2095The Omaha Oozen Oz have moved Manny Happy-Returns, Russ Reid, and Artie Choak to the active roster. The Omaha Oozen Oz have moved Gretta Grippe, J.W. "FuzzyHolz" Garnett, Vee Rockette, Nougat Nugent, and Gad Zook to the inactive roster.
12-13-2094The Omaha Oozen Oz have acquired Manny Happy-Returns from the waiver wire.
12-12-2094The Omaha Oozen Oz have automatically waived Manny Happy-Returns to comply with the 53-man roster limit.
08-29-2094The Omaha Oozen Oz have moved Gretta Grippe, Vee Rockette, Charlie Haas, Beau Leggett, and Gad Zook to the active roster. The Omaha Oozen Oz have moved Unhand Me Ufiend, Manny Happy-Returns, Babycham Fermen, Harry "Heart" Kochel, and Hardy Har Harpsichord to the inactive roster.
08-30-2093The Omaha Oozen Oz have moved Manny Happy-Returns to the active roster. The Omaha Oozen Oz have moved Sedrick Cagle to the inactive roster.
08-30-2093The Omaha Oozen Oz have moved Premature Jack O'Lantern, Gretta Grippe, Vee Rockette, Charlie Haas, Beau Leggett, and Gad Zook to the active roster. The Omaha Oozen Oz have moved Hap Nix, Manny Happy-Returns, Harry "Heart" Kochel, Hizzenher Suit, and Clutch Escargot to the inactive roster.
08-10-2093The Omaha Oozen Oz have moved Manny Happy-Returns, Yusan Eilers, and Jellyroll Gumdrop to the active roster. The Omaha Oozen Oz have moved Gretta Grippe, Vee Rockette, P. Sonia, and Gad Zook to the inactive roster.
08-10-2093The Omaha Oozen Oz have changed Brian Lewis's name to Manny Happy-Returns.