Franco Harris Football League
12-21-2110
#87|Hardy Har Harpsichord Wide Receiver
Retired (2106, Age 33)
BIOGRAPHICAL DATA
Total Rating B-  Help Conditioning 95%
Status Retired (2106) Potential D-
Age 37 Born 08-23-2073 in Detroit, MI
Drafted Round 3, Pick 72 (2094) Experience 11 Years (208 Wks)
College Rhode Island University, 2095 Salary 845 ($993.079M/2110 $)
OFFENSE DEFENSE SPEC TEAMS
Throw Power D+ Catching B  Pass Cover D+ Kick Power D-
Throw Acc B+ Pass Blocking D+ Run Cover D+ Kick Acc D+
Carrying C  Run Blocking C+ Tackling D+ Kick Return C+
        Pursuit C+    
PHYSICAL MENTAL DEXTERITY
Speed B- Stamina D+ Execution B  Agility A-
Strength D+ Health D  Aggressiveness C+ Hands B 
Jumping B-     Attitude D+ Break Tackle B 
ROLES
QB C  C C- DT D+ SS C- K F  GUN C+
WR B- G D+ DE D+ FS C  P D- KR C+
HB/TB C+ T C- ILB C- CB C  LS C- KRB C+
FB C  TE C+ OLB C- H C+ HT B  KOS D-
Year Team G GS TARG REC PCT YDS AVG LNG YAC YACA TD YDS/G 1ST 1ST% DP
2094 OMA 2 0 3 0 0.0 0 -- 0 0 -- 0 -- 0 0.0 0
2095 OMA 14 2 77 38 49.4 694 18.3 39 163 4.3 3 49.6 31 40.3 2
2096 OMA 12 11 106 60 56.6 651 10.8 34 195 3.2 2 54.2 30 28.3 2
2097 OMA 13 11 106 52 49.1 653 12.6 80 255 4.9 4 50.2 29 27.4 4
2098 OMA 15 10 123 63 51.2 701 11.1 36 233 3.7 4 46.7 33 26.8 1
2099 OMA 16 12 131 74 56.5 854 11.5 48 224 3.0 4 53.4 41 31.3 3
2100 OMA 15 13 143 82 57.3 1174 14.3 75 409 5.0 3 78.3 52 36.4 4
2101 OMA 16 16 124 78 62.9 940 12.1 28 237 3.0 3 58.8 50 40.3 4
2102 OMA 16 16 128 65 50.8 812 12.5 49 232 3.6 2 50.8 34 26.6 6
2103 OMA 15 13 154 79 51.3 1041 13.2 81 374 4.7 5 69.4 50 32.5 7
2104 OMA 16 5 97 48 49.5 525 10.9 40 223 4.6 2 32.8 23 23.7 1
2105 OMA 16 1 46 24 52.2 242 10.1 33 66 2.8 1 15.1 11 23.9 2
Total   166 110 1238 663 53.6 8287 12.5 81 2611 3.9 33 49.9 384 31.0 36

Career Transactions
DateTransaction
02-28-2107Hardy Har Harpsichord has retired from football.
08-22-2106The Omaha Oozen Oz have waived Hardy Har Harpsichord.
08-31-2104The Omaha Oozen Oz have moved Hardy Har Harpsichord, Willie Mays Hayes, Putt DeCandle-Beck, Dew Wop Avenger, Little Dabney Duya, and On Donner Yovicsin to the active roster. The Omaha Oozen Oz have moved Dwittle Piggy, Joe Porn, Al Bebeck, Unique Uponum, Buzz Maintnance, and Bull Frugg to the inactive roster.
08-04-2104The Omaha Oozen Oz have moved Dlittle Piggy, Won Hong Glo, Al Bebeck, Quick Andy Quirk, and Bull Frugg to the active roster. The Omaha Oozen Oz have moved Hardy Har Harpsichord, Willie Mays Hayes, Putt DeCandle-Beck, Dew Wop Avenger, and Little Dabney Duya to the inactive roster.
09-03-2103The Omaha Oozen Oz have moved Morrell Higene, Russian Foo, and Hardy Har Harpsichord to the active roster. The Omaha Oozen Oz have moved Won Hong Glo, Quick Andy Quirk, and Flea Beitus to the inactive roster.
08-06-2103The Omaha Oozen Oz have moved Brandon Williams to the active roster. The Omaha Oozen Oz have moved Hardy Har Harpsichord to the inactive roster.
09-03-2102The Omaha Oozen Oz have moved Hardy Har Harpsichord, Multiplug Sockett, Spiegal "The Grip" Koegel, Shuddup Bevis, and Whitey Hope to the active roster. The Omaha Oozen Oz have moved Ryan Edwards, Putt DeCandle-Beck, Lem Munney, Alien Brown, and Manny Priors to the inactive roster.
08-13-2102The Omaha Oozen Oz have moved Ryan Edwards to the active roster. The Omaha Oozen Oz have moved Hardy Har Harpsichord to the inactive roster.
09-04-2101The Omaha Oozen Oz have moved Hardy Har Harpsichord, Black Dahlia, Multiplug Sockett, Splode, Gnarly Bob Lemon, Shuddup Bevis, and Whitey Hope to the active roster. The Omaha Oozen Oz have moved Won Hong Glow, Putt DeCandle-Beck, Gaseous Clay, Dutch Moore, Peer Presser, and Quick Andy Quirk to the inactive roster.
08-08-2101The Omaha Oozen Oz have moved Blocko DePassa, Consumptive Positive, Juan Hong Glow, Putt DeCandle-Beck, Gaseous Clay, Mack DeSchott, Cherry Fosdick, Peer Presser, Quick Andy Quirk, Ty Dye, and Tiny Tush Atrocity to the active roster. The Omaha Oozen Oz have moved Gnarly Bob Lemon, Brent Reid, Splode, Shuddup Bevis, Max Krakoski, Mai Aiken Patoot, Scarey Harry Craven, Hardy Har Harpsichord, Black Dahlia, Multiplug Sockett, and Jellyroll Gumdrop to the inactive roster.
10-31-2100Hardy Har Harpsichord of the Omaha Oozen Oz is injured with a hip contusion and is expected to be out for approximately 8 days.
12-23-2097The Omaha Oozen Oz have moved Hardy Har Harpsichord to the active roster. The Omaha Oozen Oz have moved Gary Frerotte to the inactive roster.
12-02-2097The Omaha Oozen Oz have moved Gad Zook to the active roster. The Omaha Oozen Oz have moved Hardy Har Harpsichord to the inactive roster.
12-01-2097Hardy Har Harpsichord of the Omaha Oozen Oz is injured with an ankle ligament sprain and is expected to be out for approximately 25 days.
12-23-2096Hardy Har Harpsichord of the Omaha Oozen Oz is injured with a hip contusion and is expected to be out for approximately 10 days.
12-09-2096Hardy Har Harpsichord of the Omaha Oozen Oz is injured with a knee contusion and is expected to be out for approximately 7 days.
09-02-2096The Omaha Oozen Oz have moved Foster Child, Mex Calliburr, Kitten Kaboodle, Charlie Haas, Derry Dingle, Personal Buda, Beau Leggett, Gad Zook, and Hardy Har Harpsichord to the active roster. The Omaha Oozen Oz have moved Manny Happy-Returns, Brent Reid, Splode, Artie Choak, Hizzenher Suit, Whitey Hope, Hywinn Tyte, and Black Dahlia to the inactive roster.
08-13-2096The Omaha Oozen Oz have moved Brent Reid and Manny Happy-Returns to the active roster. The Omaha Oozen Oz have moved Hardy Har Harpsichord and Gad Zook to the inactive roster.
08-12-2096Hardy Har Harpsichord of the Omaha Oozen Oz is injured with a hip muscle strain and is expected to be out for approximately 13 days.
12-12-2094The Omaha Oozen Oz have moved Hardy Har Harpsichord to the active roster. The Omaha Oozen Oz have moved Vee Rockette to the inactive roster.
08-29-2094The Omaha Oozen Oz have moved Gretta Grippe, Vee Rockette, Charlie Haas, Beau Leggett, and Gad Zook to the active roster. The Omaha Oozen Oz have moved Unhand Me Ufiend, Manny Happy-Returns, Babycham Fermen, Harry "Heart" Kochel, and Hardy Har Harpsichord to the inactive roster.
08-09-2094The Omaha Oozen Oz have changed Aaron Corbett's name to Hardy Har Harpsichord.
08-09-2094The Omaha Oozen Oz have moved Aaron Corbett, Troy Hire, Gary Johnson, Hizzenher Suit, and Don Alexander to the active roster. The Omaha Oozen Oz have moved Gretta Grippe, Premature Jack O'Lantern, Spindlylegged Yardmachine, Vee Rockette, and Charlie Haas to the inactive roster.