Franco Harris Football League
12-05-2112
#96|Joe Porn Linebacker
Retired (2107, Age 34)
BIOGRAPHICAL DATA
Total Rating B-  Help Conditioning 95%
Status Retired (2107) Potential C+
Age 39 Born 06-25-2073 in Fort Hood, TX
Drafted Round 4, Pick 111 (2095) Experience 8 Years (151 Wks)
College East Minnesota State University, 2095 Salary 745 ($1007.113M/2112 $)
OFFENSE DEFENSE SPEC TEAMS
Throw Power D  Catching C- Pass Cover C- Kick Power F 
Throw Acc D+ Pass Blocking F  Run Cover B  Kick Acc F 
Carrying D+ Run Blocking D- Tackling B- Kick Return D-
        Pursuit C+    
PHYSICAL MENTAL DEXTERITY
Speed C- Stamina C- Execution C+ Agility B 
Strength B- Health F  Aggressiveness C  Hands D+
Jumping C-     Attitude A  Break Tackle D 
ROLES
QB D  C D  DT C+ SS C  K F  GUN C 
WR D+ G D+ DE C+ FS C- P F  KR D+
HB/TB D+ T C- ILB B- CB C- LS D  KRB D+
FB D+ TE D  OLB B- H D- HT C- KOS F 
Year Team G GS TKL SOLO AST SACK SAF STF DEF BRK INT INTY AVG LNG TD FF
2095 OMA 6 0 0 0 0 0.0 0 0.0 0 0 0 0 -- 0 0 0
2096 OMA 4 4 0 0 0 2.0 0 0.0 0 0 0 0 -- 0 0 0
2097 OMA 15 14 0 0 0 0.0 0 0.0 0 0 0 0 -- 0 0 0
2098 OMA 16 16 0 0 0 0.0 0 0.0 2 2 0 0 -- 0 0 3
2099 OMA 8 8 0 0 0 0.0 0 0.0 0 0 0 0 -- 0 0 0
2100 OMA 4 3 0 0 0 0.0 0 0.0 0 0 0 0 -- 0 0 0
2101 OMA 14 14 0 0 0 4.0 0 0.0 0 0 0 0 -- 0 0 1
2102 OMA 16 16 0 0 0 6.0 0 0.0 0 0 0 0 -- 0 0 3
2103 OMA 16 16 0 0 0 2.0 0 0.0 0 0 0 0 -- 0 0 0
2104 OMA 16 16 0 0 0 1.0 0 0.0 2 0 2 4 2.0 4 0 2
Total   115 107 0 0 0 15.0 0 0.0 4 2 2 4 2.0 4 0 9

Career Transactions
DateTransaction
02-28-2108Joe Porn has retired from football.
08-30-2105The Omaha Oozen Oz have waived Joe Porn.
08-30-2105The Omaha Oozen Oz have moved Donovin McGrath to the active roster. The Omaha Oozen Oz have moved Joe Porn to the inactive roster.
08-31-2104The Omaha Oozen Oz have moved Thumper, Bambi Torpedoes, Gustov Windsock, Donte' Treadway, and Joe Porn to the active roster. The Omaha Oozen Oz have moved Tiny Tush Atrocity, Nolan Knowles, Boots McCann, Reuben Sammich, and Burr Upton to the inactive roster.
08-31-2104The Omaha Oozen Oz have moved Hardy Har Harpsichord, Willie Mays Hayes, Putt DeCandle-Beck, Dew Wop Avenger, Little Dabney Duya, and On Donner Yovicsin to the active roster. The Omaha Oozen Oz have moved Dwittle Piggy, Joe Porn, Al Bebeck, Unique Uponum, Buzz Maintnance, and Bull Frugg to the inactive roster.
09-03-2103The Omaha Oozen Oz have moved Scrooch DeScrote and Joe Porn to the active roster. The Omaha Oozen Oz have moved Fuzzy Adair and Droars Adroop to the inactive roster.
08-06-2103The Omaha Oozen Oz have moved Gene Greisen, Fuzzy Adair, Burr Upton, and Ray Hummel to the active roster. The Omaha Oozen Oz have moved Scrooch DeScrote, Odis Kochomine, and Joe Porn to the inactive roster.
09-03-2102The Omaha Oozen Oz have moved Joe Porn, Screaming Yeller Czonkars, and Red Killinger to the active roster. The Omaha Oozen Oz have moved Fuzzy Adair, Payne Dishman, and Gooey Pyles to the inactive roster.
08-13-2102The Omaha Oozen Oz have moved Billy Flaherty, Alois Newsome, and Jack Evans to the active roster. The Omaha Oozen Oz have moved Joe Porn, Scarey Harry Craven, and Screaming Yeller Czonkars to the inactive roster.
10-24-2101The Omaha Oozen Oz have moved Jellyroll Gumdrop and Joe Porn to the active roster. The Omaha Oozen Oz have moved Red Killinger and Won Hong Glo to the inactive roster.
10-02-2101The Omaha Oozen Oz have moved Brent Reid and Gonna Hafta to the active roster. The Omaha Oozen Oz have moved Jellyroll Gumdrop and Joe Porn to the inactive roster.
10-02-2101Joe Porn of the Omaha Oozen Oz is injured with an ankle ligament sprain and is expected to be out for approximately 17 days.
09-04-2101The Omaha Oozen Oz have moved Mai Aiken Patoot, Joe Porn, and Scarey Harry Craven to the active roster. The Omaha Oozen Oz have moved Odis Kochomine, Mack DeSchott, and Gonna Hafta to the inactive roster.
10-04-2100The Omaha Oozen Oz have moved Droars Adroop and Dangling Dick O'Destiny to the active roster. The Omaha Oozen Oz have moved Joe Porn and Scarey Harry Craven to the inactive roster.
08-29-2100The Omaha Oozen Oz have moved Scarey Harry Craven, Joe Porn, Payne Dishman, Screaming Yeller Czonkars, Odis Kochomine, Thumper, and Hans Inyoface to the active roster. The Omaha Oozen Oz have moved Hal Schnarrya, Garland Johnson, Dangling Dick O'Destiny, Max Krakoski, Henry "Rifleman" Sharpe, and Mark Rogers to the inactive roster.
08-09-2100The Omaha Oozen Oz have moved Mark Rogers, Dean Carl, Hywinn Tyte, Aldo Schnarr, Cherry Fosdick, Mai Aiken Patoot, Wilson Williams, Garland Johnson, James Fina, John Pyeatt, Red Killinger, Dutch Moore, and Ken Richardson to the active roster. The Omaha Oozen Oz have moved Joe Porn, Payne Dishman, Screaming Yeller Czonkars, Multiplug Sockett, Scooter Highpockets, Whitey Hope, Hans Inyoface, Jellyroll Gumdrop, Gad Zook, Mike "MuscleShirt" Mioduszewski, Gnarly Bob Lemon, Mike DeSchott, Shuddup Bevis, and Thumper to the inactive roster.
11-23-2099The Omaha Oozen Oz have moved Joe Porn to the active roster. The Omaha Oozen Oz have moved Mike "MuscleShirt" Mioduszewski to the inactive roster.
09-21-2099The Omaha Oozen Oz have moved Henry "Rifleman" Sharpe to the active roster. The Omaha Oozen Oz have moved Joe Porn to the inactive roster.
09-20-2099Joe Porn of the Omaha Oozen Oz is injured with an MCL sprain and is expected to be out for approximately 38 days.
11-24-2097Joe Porn of the Omaha Oozen Oz is injured with an elbow inflammation and is expected to be out for approximately 10 days.
12-02-2096The Omaha Oozen Oz have moved Joe Porn to the active roster. The Omaha Oozen Oz have moved Bernie Bottoms to the inactive roster.
09-02-2096The Omaha Oozen Oz have moved Michael Floyd, Immaculate Scheen, and Pookie Noodlin to the active roster. The Omaha Oozen Oz have moved Bernie Bottoms, Odis Kochomine, and Joe Porn to the inactive roster.
09-05-2095The Omaha Oozen Oz have moved Joe Porn to the active roster. The Omaha Oozen Oz have moved Arrington Tamburello to the inactive roster.
09-05-2095The Omaha Oozen Oz have changed Joe Holovak's name to Joe Porn.
09-05-2095The Omaha Oozen Oz have acquired Joe Holovak from the waiver wire.
08-21-2095The Toronto Hatchets have moved Dick Whittle to the active roster. The Toronto Hatchets have moved Tony McPherson to the inactive roster.
08-21-2095The Toronto Hatchets have waived Joe Holovak.