| Date | Transaction |
| 02-28-2082 | Snit Fitzkee has retired from football. |
| 08-18-2081 | The Omaha Oozen Oz have moved Juan Samoa to the active roster. The Omaha Oozen Oz have moved Babycham Fermen to the inactive roster. |
| 08-18-2081 | The Omaha Oozen Oz have waived Snit Fitzkee. |
| 08-05-2080 | The Omaha Oozen Oz have moved Kendall Stonebreaker, Won Hung Lo, Bob Phillips, Lem Banks, Bill Garry, Larson E. Grande, Ray Jones, Gwon O'Kaka-Kawkus, and John Bleeker to the active roster. The Omaha Oozen Oz have moved Juan Muscatelle, Dirk Danger, Basil Basrak, Wick O'Shay-Wabbitt, Fuzzy Nares, Snit Fitzkee, Zatcher Minkey, Dwight Cross, Uno Watt, Engram Pegram, Hal Aryu, and O.J. Spritzer to the inactive roster. |
| 01-08-2080 | The Omaha Oozen Oz have moved Dwight Cross, Snit Fitzkee, Gimmy Samoa, Fuzzy Nares, Wick O'Shay-Wabbitt, Fokmi, and Billy b'Dazz to the active roster. The Omaha Oozen Oz have moved Walden Frond, Won Hung Lo, Bill Garry, M. Bolden, Perry Mortim, Larson E. Grande, and Dick Clark to the inactive roster. |
| 11-06-2079 | The Omaha Oozen Oz have moved Perry Mortim to the active roster. The Omaha Oozen Oz have moved Snit Fitzkee to the inactive roster. |
| 08-28-2079 | The Omaha Oozen Oz have moved Crimea River, Basil Basrak, O.J. Spritzer, Snit Fitzkee, Dirk Danger, Billy Goater, Fuzzy Nares, Hal Aryu, Zatcher Minkey, and Uno Watt to the active roster. The Omaha Oozen Oz have moved Donut Duncan, Peter Coyle, I. Ron Mann, Waldo, Walter Hall, Lars Fryze, Curtis Allen, Troy McGriggs, Larson E. Grande, Perry Mortim, and Gono Kaka-Caucus to the inactive roster. |
| 08-07-2079 | The Omaha Oozen Oz have moved Juan Wine, Gotz d'Schwartz, Larson E. Grande, Moe Cheezemo, Lars Fryze, Curtis Allen, and Guineahorn Choo to the active roster. The Omaha Oozen Oz have moved Dirk Danger, Sleezy Slutzker, Crack Bruschi, Snit Fitzkee, Crimea River, Zatcher Minkey, Uno Watt, Hal Aryu, Fuzzy Nares, O.J. Spritzer, Billy Goater, and Basil Basrak to the inactive roster. |
| 09-05-2078 | The Omaha Oozen Oz have moved Sleezy Slutzker, Wick O'Shay-Wabbitt, Snit Fitzkee, Fuzzy Nares, and Zatcher Minkey to the active roster. The Omaha Oozen Oz have moved Peter Coyle, Ed Dunaway, Larson E. Grande, Scuba Scobey-Dew, and Pocket Rocket-Socket to the inactive roster. |
| 08-22-2078 | The Omaha Oozen Oz have moved Matt Black, Bill Schwartz, Alonzo Larson, and Darryl "Sportin' Man" Wilson to the active roster. The Omaha Oozen Oz have moved Snit Fitzkee, Sleezy Slutzker, Zatcher Minkey, and Wick O'Shay-Wabbitt to the inactive roster. |
| 09-06-2077 | The Omaha Oozen Oz have moved Basil Basrak, Wick O'Shay-Wabbitt, Matt Black, Fuzzy Nares, Sleezy Slutzker, Snit Fitzkee, Billy Goater, and Gas Letlow to the active roster. The Omaha Oozen Oz have moved Lance Reizen, Bucky Johnson, Thyme Bean, Mountain Mullhill, Engram Pegram, Howdy Himmelfardt, Cowabunga Intruder, and Gono Kaka-Caucus to the inactive roster. |
| 08-09-2077 | The Omaha Oozen Oz have moved Doodah Schufitt, Louie Paxton, Kronic Tenesmus, Engram Pegram, Morty Reagor, Homer Maw-Genus, Cowabunga Intruder, Thyme Bean, Ron Bush, Harry Scary, Howdy Himmelfardt, Gono Kaka-Caucus, and Holly Bluation to the active roster. The Omaha Oozen Oz have moved Sleezy Slutzker, Solly Savage, Snit Fitzkee, Gimmy Samoa, Matt Black, Gas Letlow, Fuzzy Nares, Meathook McMasters, Barry "Red" Garnett, Wick O'Shay-Wabbitt, Demetrious Tuff, Billy Goater, Foron DeFlore, Basil Basrak, and Ranger Rick to the inactive roster. |
| 09-06-2076 | The Omaha Oozen Oz have moved Dirk Danger, Wick O'Shay-Wabbitt, Matt Black, Fuzzy Nares, Sleezy Slutzker, Darryl "Sportin' Man" Wilson, and Snit Fitzkee to the active roster. The Omaha Oozen Oz have moved Peter Coyle, Dog Walker, Gradual Lee, Crack Bruschi, Stan Brown, N. Doorfin, and Gono Kaka-Caucus to the inactive roster. |
| 08-10-2076 | The Omaha Oozen Oz have moved Andy Kimber, Wally Lilly, James Alexander, and Tom Keeble to the active roster. The Omaha Oozen Oz have moved Sleezy Slutzker, Solly Savage, Snit Fitzkee, Meathook McMasters, Demetrious Tuff, and Foron DeFlore to the inactive roster. |
| 09-01-2075 | The Omaha Oozen Oz have moved Keith Strahan, Justin Jones, Sleezy Slutzker, Oopsie Watta Bunchachit, Darryl "Sportin' Man" Wilson, Wick O'Shay-Wabbitt, Snit Fitzkee, Fuzzy Nares, and Zatcher Minkey to the active roster. The Omaha Oozen Oz have moved Spud Bommer, Bill Pegram, Betcher Bippie, N. Doorfin, Scuba Scobey-Dew, and Dog Walker to the inactive roster. |
| 04-28-2075 | The Omaha Oozen Oz have moved Spud Bommer and N. Doorfin to the active roster. The Omaha Oozen Oz have moved Snit Fitzkee, Keith Strahan, Darryl "Sportin' Man" Wilson, Umust Umust, and Oopsie Watta Bunchachit to the inactive roster. |
| 08-27-2074 | The Omaha Oozen Oz have moved Juan A. Holliday, Darryl "Sportin' Man" Wilson, Snit Fitzkee, Billy Goater, and Umust Umust to the active roster. The Omaha Oozen Oz have moved Gradual Lee, N. Doorfin, Muscatelle, and Spud Bommer to the inactive roster. |
| 04-29-2074 | The Omaha Oozen Oz have moved Spud Bommer, Cajun Muddobber, Solly Savage, N. Doorfin, and Gradual Lee to the active roster. The Omaha Oozen Oz have moved Snit Fitzkee, Juan A. Holliday, Mellon Farmer, King Fisher, Darryl "Sportin' Man" Wilson, Billy Goater, Peter M. Plant, and Oopsie Watta Bunchachit to the inactive roster. |
| 12-11-2073 | The Omaha Oozen Oz have placed Snit Fitzkee on the Injured Reserve list for the remainder of the season. |
| 12-11-2073 | The Omaha Oozen Oz have moved Spud Bommer to the active roster. The Omaha Oozen Oz have moved Snit Fitzkee to the inactive roster. |
| 12-10-2073 | Snit Fitzkee of the Omaha Oozen Oz is injured with a severe concussion and is expected to be out for approximately 41 days. |
| 08-07-2073 | The Omaha Oozen Oz have moved Spud Bommer, Crack Bruschi, Snit Fitzkee, Babbling Brooks, Grip O'Terror, Matt Black, and Squeeze Ball to the active roster. The Omaha Oozen Oz have moved Conny Gripper, Will "Hebee" Waygood, Darryl "Sportin' Man" Wilson, Umust Umust, Jitterbug Jukebox, Oopsie Watta Bunchachit, and DeShartz Imposition to the inactive roster. |
| 11-15-2071 | The Omaha Oozen Oz have moved Darryl "Sportin'" Wilson to the active roster. The Omaha Oozen Oz have moved Snit Fitzkee to the inactive roster. |
| 08-23-2071 | Snit Fitzkee of the Omaha Oozen Oz is injured with an elbow inflammation and is expected to be out for approximately 9 days. |
| 04-28-2069 | The Omaha Oozen Oz have moved Thunderfoot Rienstra, Snit Fitzkee, Dog Walker, Gradual Lee, and Calvin Hobbs to the active roster. The Omaha Oozen Oz have moved Colin "Go Deep" O'Scopey, Schmedley, Jitterbug Jukebox, Dreamliner Barbie, and Mighty "Pretty in Pink" Barbie to the inactive roster. |
| 12-31-2068 | The Omaha Oozen Oz have moved Colin "Go Deep" O'Scopey to the active roster. The Omaha Oozen Oz have moved Snit Fitzkee to the inactive roster. |
| 12-17-2068 | The Omaha Oozen Oz have moved Snit Fitzkee to the active roster. The Omaha Oozen Oz have moved Colin "Go Deep" O'Scopey to the inactive roster. |
| 08-27-2068 | The Omaha Oozen Oz have moved Colin "Go Deep" O'Scopey, Juan A. Holliday, Schmedley, Disco Chitchat, Jitterbug Jukebox, Peter M. Plant, Dreamliner Barbie, and Mighty "Pretty in Pink" Barbie to the active roster. The Omaha Oozen Oz have moved Thunderfoot Rienstra, Snit Fitzkee, Dynasty Sims, Dog Walker, Dick Merchant, Oopsie Watta Bunchachit, Gradual Lee, and Jerry Wigger to the inactive roster. |
| 08-06-2068 | The Omaha Oozen Oz have moved Thunderfoot Rienstra, Snit Fitzkee, Fuzzy Nares, Bill Sims, Terry Fontenot, Dog Walker, Joe Lee, Jerry Alfonse, Eton Everall, and Chromedome Muirhead to the active roster. The Omaha Oozen Oz have moved Colin "Go Deep" O'Scopey, Raspberry Rumtart, Juan A. Holliday, Schmedley, Disco Chitchat, Jitterbug Jukebox, Peter M. Plant, Dreamliner Barbie, Mighty "Pretty in Pink" Barbie, Lon Guylund, and Phantom Brian Payne to the inactive roster. |
| 11-27-2067 | The Omaha Oozen Oz have moved Zatcher Minkey to the active roster. The Omaha Oozen Oz have moved Snit Fitzkee to the inactive roster. |
| 11-06-2067 | The Omaha Oozen Oz have moved Snit Fitzkee to the active roster. The Omaha Oozen Oz have moved Zatcher Minkey to the inactive roster. |
| 08-29-2067 | The Omaha Oozen Oz have moved Raspberry Rumtart, Howie Kozel, Phantom Brian Payne, Schmedley, Dreamliner Barbie, Peter M. Plant, Major Lee DeMinted, Screaming Yeller-Czonkas, Zatcher Minkey, and Colin "Go Deep" O'Scopey to the active roster. The Omaha Oozen Oz have moved Eton Everall, Dog Walker, Dieter Ronomy, Woody Lippett, Cy Borg, Snit Fitzkee, King Fisher, Drafty Weinsock, Harvey Gooday, and Cliff Gast to the inactive roster. |
| 08-08-2067 | The Omaha Oozen Oz have moved John Rienstra, Snit Fitzkee, Drafty Weinsock, Frank Sochia, Dieter Ronomy, and Woody Lippett to the active roster. The Omaha Oozen Oz have moved Colin "Go Deep" O'Scopey, Schmedley, Zatcher Minkey, Peter M. Plant, Gherkin Jerkin, and Phantom Brian Payne to the inactive roster. |
| 08-08-2067 | The Omaha Oozen Oz have changed Ernie Fitzkee's name to Snit Fitzkee. |
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