| Date | Transaction |
| 02-28-2071 | Alex Payne has retired from the Sacramento Jokers. |
| 09-07-2070 | The Sacramento Jokers have moved Darrell Wilson to the active roster. The Sacramento Jokers have moved Alex Payne to the inactive roster. |
| 04-27-2070 | The Seattle Swarm have changed Phantom Brian Payne's name to Alex Payne. |
| 08-26-2069 | The Colorado Bucking Bison have moved Mark Lynch and Phantom Brian Payne to the active roster. |
| 09-03-2068 | The Colorado Bucking Bison have acquired Phantom Brian Payne from the waiver wire. |
| 08-27-2068 | The Omaha Oozen Oz have waived Phantom Brian Payne. |
| 08-06-2068 | The Omaha Oozen Oz have moved Thunderfoot Rienstra, Snit Fitzkee, Fuzzy Nares, Bill Sims, Terry Fontenot, Dog Walker, Joe Lee, Jerry Alfonse, Eton Everall, and Chromedome Muirhead to the active roster. The Omaha Oozen Oz have moved Colin "Go Deep" O'Scopey, Raspberry Rumtart, Juan A. Holliday, Schmedley, Disco Chitchat, Jitterbug Jukebox, Peter M. Plant, Dreamliner Barbie, Mighty "Pretty in Pink" Barbie, Lon Guylund, and Phantom Brian Payne to the inactive roster. |
| 08-29-2067 | The Omaha Oozen Oz have moved Raspberry Rumtart, Howie Kozel, Phantom Brian Payne, Schmedley, Dreamliner Barbie, Peter M. Plant, Major Lee DeMinted, Screaming Yeller-Czonkas, Zatcher Minkey, and Colin "Go Deep" O'Scopey to the active roster. The Omaha Oozen Oz have moved Eton Everall, Dog Walker, Dieter Ronomy, Woody Lippett, Cy Borg, Snit Fitzkee, King Fisher, Drafty Weinsock, Harvey Gooday, and Cliff Gast to the inactive roster. |
| 08-08-2067 | The Omaha Oozen Oz have moved John Rienstra, Snit Fitzkee, Drafty Weinsock, Frank Sochia, Dieter Ronomy, and Woody Lippett to the active roster. The Omaha Oozen Oz have moved Colin "Go Deep" O'Scopey, Schmedley, Zatcher Minkey, Peter M. Plant, Gherkin Jerkin, and Phantom Brian Payne to the inactive roster. |
| 09-26-2066 | The Omaha Oozen Oz have removed Phantom Brian Payne from the trade block. |
| 08-30-2066 | The Omaha Oozen Oz have moved Tom Jackson, Dieter Ronomy, Phantom Brian Payne, Lee Muirhead, Tofurkey Delight, and Fred Weinstock to the active roster. The Omaha Oozen Oz have moved Eton Everall, Raspberry Rumtart, Howie Kozel, Mighty "Pretty in Pink" Barbie, Schmedley, and Peter M. Plant to the inactive roster. |
| 12-21-2065 | The Omaha Oozen Oz have moved Juan A. Holliday, Howie Kozel, and Woody Lippett to the active roster. The Omaha Oozen Oz have moved Phantom Brian Payne, Tofurkey Delight, and Colin "Go Deep" O'Scopey to the inactive roster. |
| 12-06-2065 | The Omaha Oozen Oz have moved Phantom Brian Payne to the active roster. The Omaha Oozen Oz have moved Juan A. Holliday to the inactive roster. |
| 08-25-2064 | The Omaha Oozen Oz have placed Phantom Brian Payne on the trade block. |
| 08-25-2064 | The Omaha Oozen Oz have moved Raspberry Rumtart, Disco Chitchat, and Gherkin Jerkin to the active roster. The Omaha Oozen Oz have moved Stan Keycheese, Sari Bettis-Knott, Lon Guylund, and Phantom Brian Payne to the inactive roster. |
| 08-26-2063 | The Omaha Oozen Oz have moved Phantom Brian Payne to the active roster. |
| 08-26-2063 | The Omaha Oozen Oz have moved Colin "Go Deep" O'Scopey, Raspberry Rumtart, Hank O'Twien, Disco Chitchat, Loo Lou Ferragamo, Ollie "Income Free" Oliphant, Gherkin Jerkin, Wilma Wannanabe, and Howie Kozel to the active roster. The Omaha Oozen Oz have moved Demetryis Gross, Robert Paulson, Dreadlock Halliday, Izzy Wong, Mister Hyde d'Franck, Woody Lippett, Dick Dawbar, and Phantom Brian Payne to the inactive roster. |
| 04-29-2063 | The Omaha Oozen Oz have moved Phantom Brian Payne to the active roster. The Omaha Oozen Oz have moved Raspberry Rumtart to the inactive roster. |
| 08-28-2062 | The Omaha Oozen Oz have moved Gherkin Jerkin, Todd Naponic, Tony McCartney, Jim Stienke, Chen Gawa, Turin Carr, Hank O'Twien, Letter Ripp, Disco Chitchat, and Colin "Go Deep" O'Scopey to the active roster. The Omaha Oozen Oz have moved Loo Lou Ferragamo, Phantom Brian Payne, Mighty Hardbark, Robert "Biatch Tits" Paulson, Woody Lippett, Izzy Wong, Dix Kenner, Dreadlock Halliday, R.E. Wright, and Mike Foster to the inactive roster. |
| 08-14-2062 | The Omaha Oozen Oz have changed Phrunten Center's name to Phantom Brian Payne. |
| 08-07-2062 | The Omaha Oozen Oz have moved Phrunten Center, Robert "Biatch Tits" Paulson, Woody Lippett, Izzy Wong, Dix Kenner, and R.E. Wright to the active roster. The Omaha Oozen Oz have moved Gherkin Jerkin, Todd Naponic, Jim Stienke, Chen Gawa, Hank O'Twien, Letter Ripp, Disco Chitchat, and Colin "Go Deep" O'Scopey to the inactive roster. |
| 01-02-2062 | The Omaha Oozen Oz have moved Mighty Hardbark, Hank O'Twien, and Preston Powers to the active roster. The Omaha Oozen Oz have moved Turin Carr, Phrunten Center, and Leon Alexander to the inactive roster. |
| 11-21-2061 | The Omaha Oozen Oz have moved Phrunten Center and Muffin Snuflin to the active roster. The Omaha Oozen Oz have moved Howie Kozel and Wilma Wannanabe to the inactive roster. |
| 08-22-2061 | The Omaha Oozen Oz have moved Algiers Bloom, Chen Gawa, Letter Ripp, and Colin "Go Deep" O'Scopey to the active roster. The Omaha Oozen Oz have moved Phrunten Center, Muffin Snuflin, and Woody Lippett to the inactive roster. |
| 08-08-2061 | The Omaha Oozen Oz have moved Muffin Snuflin, Peter M. Plant, Woody Lippett, Bruno Thigpen, and Phrunten Center to the active roster. The Omaha Oozen Oz have moved Letter Ripp, Colin "Go Deep" O'Scopey, Chen Gawa, and Algiers Bloom to the inactive roster. |
| 08-08-2061 | The Omaha Oozen Oz have changed Paul Whittington's name to Phrunten Center. |
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