Franco Harris Football League
11-27-2112
#58|Fuzzy Nares Center
Arizona Cylons (2082, Age 37)
BIOGRAPHICAL DATA
Total Rating B+  Help Conditioning 95%
Status Retired (2082) Potential A+
Age 67 Born 11-19-2045 in Boardman, FL
Drafted Round 1, Pick 22 (2068) Experience 14 Years (256 Wks)
College State University of Alabama, 2068 Salary 845 ($1142.296M/2112 $)
OFFENSE DEFENSE SPEC TEAMS
Throw Power Catching Pass Cover D+ Kick Power D-
Throw Acc D+ Pass Blocking Run Cover Kick Acc D+
Carrying D+ Run Blocking B- Tackling C- Kick Return
        Pursuit    
PHYSICAL MENTAL DEXTERITY
Speed C- Stamina Execution B+ Agility C-
Strength B+ Health D+ Aggressiveness D+ Hands
Jumping     Attitude A- Break Tackle D-
ROLES
QB C B+ DT SS D+ K GUN C-
WR G B- DE D+ FS D+ P D- KR
HB/TB D+ T C+ ILB C- CB D+ LS B- KRB C-
FB TE OLB C- H HT B- KOS D-
Year Team ACT G GS COND INJ PEN PYDS TIME
2068 OMA 12 9 8 94% 0 1 5 216:16
2069 OMA 16 15 13 95% 0 1 10 379:26
2070 OMA 10 10 10 95% 0 4 35 276:32
2071 OMA 16 16 16 95% 0 1 10 457:45
2072 OMA 16 16 16 96% 0 3 30 448:54
2073 OMA 16 16 16 95% 0 4 35 461:56
2074 OMA 16 16 16 96% 0 3 25 414:27
2075 OMA 16 15 15 94% 1 3 28 407:57
2076 OMA 16 16 16 100% 0 4 40 479:45
2077 OMA 16 16 16 100% 0 5 40 473:24
2078 OMA 10 10 10 100% 0 2 15 276:22
2079 OMA 9 9 9 96% 0 4 30 250:53
2080 OMA 16 16 16 96% 0 3 25 438:18
2081 ARI 15 11 0 100% 0 0 0 24:55
2082 ARI 4 3 0 99% 0 0 0 10:37
Total   204 194 177 97% 1 38 328 5017:27

Career Transactions
DateTransaction
02-28-2083Fuzzy Nares has retired from the Arizona Cylons.
10-04-2082The Arizona Cylons have moved Louis Blozis to the active roster. The Arizona Cylons have moved Fuzzy Nares to the inactive roster.
09-28-2082The Arizona Cylons have moved Fuzzy Nares to the active roster. The Arizona Cylons have moved Saesee Tiin to the inactive roster.
09-28-2082The Arizona Cylons have moved Carl May to the active roster. The Arizona Cylons have moved Fuzzy Nares to the inactive roster.
11-17-2081The Arizona Cylons have moved Fuzzy Nares to the active roster. The Arizona Cylons have moved Dan Churchman to the inactive roster.
11-10-2081The Arizona Cylons have moved Doug Ramsey to the active roster. The Arizona Cylons have moved Fuzzy Nares to the inactive roster.
08-31-2081The Arizona Cylons have moved Fuzzy Nares to the active roster. The Arizona Cylons have moved Chuck Ferrara to the inactive roster.
08-25-2081The Arizona Cylons have acquired Fuzzy Nares from the waiver wire.
08-18-2081The Omaha Oozen Oz have moved Jermane Miklich to the active roster.
08-18-2081The Omaha Oozen Oz have waived Fuzzy Nares.
04-27-2081The Omaha Oozen Oz have moved Crimea River, Zatcher Minkey, Uno Watt, Gimmy Samoa, Fuzzy Nares, Wick O'Shay-Wabbitt, Fokmi, O.J. Spritzer, Ranger Rick, and Holly Bluation to the inactive roster.
08-25-2080The Omaha Oozen Oz have moved O.J. Spritzer, Wick O'Shay-Wabbitt, Ice Villa, Juan Muscatelle, Fuzzy Nares, Zatcher Minkey, and Uno Watt to the active roster. The Omaha Oozen Oz have moved Peter Coyle, I. Ron Mann, Bobbin Weaver, Kendall Stonebreaker, and Blinkin Bleeker to the inactive roster.
08-05-2080The Omaha Oozen Oz have moved Kendall Stonebreaker, Won Hung Lo, Bob Phillips, Lem Banks, Bill Garry, Larson E. Grande, Ray Jones, Gwon O'Kaka-Kawkus, and John Bleeker to the active roster. The Omaha Oozen Oz have moved Juan Muscatelle, Dirk Danger, Basil Basrak, Wick O'Shay-Wabbitt, Fuzzy Nares, Snit Fitzkee, Zatcher Minkey, Dwight Cross, Uno Watt, Engram Pegram, Hal Aryu, and O.J. Spritzer to the inactive roster.
01-08-2080The Omaha Oozen Oz have moved Dwight Cross, Snit Fitzkee, Gimmy Samoa, Fuzzy Nares, Wick O'Shay-Wabbitt, Fokmi, and Billy b'Dazz to the active roster. The Omaha Oozen Oz have moved Walden Frond, Won Hung Lo, Bill Garry, M. Bolden, Perry Mortim, Larson E. Grande, and Dick Clark to the inactive roster.
11-13-2079The Omaha Oozen Oz have moved Walden Frond, Won Hung Lo, Walter Hall, and I. Ron Mann to the active roster. The Omaha Oozen Oz have moved Dwight Cross, Fuzzy Nares, Fokmi, and Ear Pierson to the inactive roster.
08-28-2079The Omaha Oozen Oz have moved Crimea River, Basil Basrak, O.J. Spritzer, Snit Fitzkee, Dirk Danger, Billy Goater, Fuzzy Nares, Hal Aryu, Zatcher Minkey, and Uno Watt to the active roster. The Omaha Oozen Oz have moved Donut Duncan, Peter Coyle, I. Ron Mann, Waldo, Walter Hall, Lars Fryze, Curtis Allen, Troy McGriggs, Larson E. Grande, Perry Mortim, and Gono Kaka-Caucus to the inactive roster.
08-07-2079The Omaha Oozen Oz have moved Juan Wine, Gotz d'Schwartz, Larson E. Grande, Moe Cheezemo, Lars Fryze, Curtis Allen, and Guineahorn Choo to the active roster. The Omaha Oozen Oz have moved Dirk Danger, Sleezy Slutzker, Crack Bruschi, Snit Fitzkee, Crimea River, Zatcher Minkey, Uno Watt, Hal Aryu, Fuzzy Nares, O.J. Spritzer, Billy Goater, and Basil Basrak to the inactive roster.
01-16-2079The Omaha Oozen Oz have moved Sleezy Slutzker, Crack Bruschi, Zatcher Minkey, Fuzzy Nares, Meathook McMasters, Wick O'Shay-Wabbitt, Howie Grasgrow, and Gono Kaka-Caucus to the active roster. The Omaha Oozen Oz have moved Walden Franklin, Puffy Howsdown, Gotz d'Schwartz, Hal Ullery, Larson E. Grande, Byrd Sheetmetal, Brad Clime, and Curtis Allen to the inactive roster.
11-21-2078The Omaha Oozen Oz have moved Peter Coyle, I. Ron Mann, and Larson E. Grande to the active roster. The Omaha Oozen Oz have moved Sleezy Slutzker, Wick O'Shay-Wabbitt, and Fuzzy Nares to the inactive roster.
09-05-2078The Omaha Oozen Oz have moved Sleezy Slutzker, Wick O'Shay-Wabbitt, Snit Fitzkee, Fuzzy Nares, and Zatcher Minkey to the active roster. The Omaha Oozen Oz have moved Peter Coyle, Ed Dunaway, Larson E. Grande, Scuba Scobey-Dew, and Pocket Rocket-Socket to the inactive roster.
08-22-2078The Omaha Oozen Oz have moved Melvin Huff, Ed Dunaway, Brad Clime, and Gono Kaka-Caucus to the active roster. The Omaha Oozen Oz have moved Dick Headwaiter, Fuzzy Nares, Darryl "Sportin' Man" Wilson, and Howdy Himmelfardt to the inactive roster.
09-06-2077The Omaha Oozen Oz have moved Basil Basrak, Wick O'Shay-Wabbitt, Matt Black, Fuzzy Nares, Sleezy Slutzker, Snit Fitzkee, Billy Goater, and Gas Letlow to the active roster. The Omaha Oozen Oz have moved Lance Reizen, Bucky Johnson, Thyme Bean, Mountain Mullhill, Engram Pegram, Howdy Himmelfardt, Cowabunga Intruder, and Gono Kaka-Caucus to the inactive roster.
08-09-2077The Omaha Oozen Oz have moved Doodah Schufitt, Louie Paxton, Kronic Tenesmus, Engram Pegram, Morty Reagor, Homer Maw-Genus, Cowabunga Intruder, Thyme Bean, Ron Bush, Harry Scary, Howdy Himmelfardt, Gono Kaka-Caucus, and Holly Bluation to the active roster. The Omaha Oozen Oz have moved Sleezy Slutzker, Solly Savage, Snit Fitzkee, Gimmy Samoa, Matt Black, Gas Letlow, Fuzzy Nares, Meathook McMasters, Barry "Red" Garnett, Wick O'Shay-Wabbitt, Demetrious Tuff, Billy Goater, Foron DeFlore, Basil Basrak, and Ranger Rick to the inactive roster.
09-06-2076The Omaha Oozen Oz have moved Dirk Danger, Wick O'Shay-Wabbitt, Matt Black, Fuzzy Nares, Sleezy Slutzker, Darryl "Sportin' Man" Wilson, and Snit Fitzkee to the active roster. The Omaha Oozen Oz have moved Peter Coyle, Dog Walker, Gradual Lee, Crack Bruschi, Stan Brown, N. Doorfin, and Gono Kaka-Caucus to the inactive roster.
12-29-2075The Omaha Oozen Oz have moved Dog Walker and Gradual Lee to the active roster. The Omaha Oozen Oz have moved Dirk Danger and Fuzzy Nares to the inactive roster.
12-22-2075Fuzzy Nares of the Omaha Oozen Oz is injured with a foot ligament sprain and is expected to be out for approximately 12 days.
09-01-2075The Omaha Oozen Oz have moved Keith Strahan, Justin Jones, Sleezy Slutzker, Oopsie Watta Bunchachit, Darryl "Sportin' Man" Wilson, Wick O'Shay-Wabbitt, Snit Fitzkee, Fuzzy Nares, and Zatcher Minkey to the active roster. The Omaha Oozen Oz have moved Spud Bommer, Bill Pegram, Betcher Bippie, N. Doorfin, Scuba Scobey-Dew, and Dog Walker to the inactive roster.
08-05-2075The Omaha Oozen Oz have moved Bill Pegram, Bob Peete, Mike Frank, Paul Clark, Raleigh Calhoun, Larry Basinger, and Cliff Sheldon to the active roster. The Omaha Oozen Oz have moved Zatcher Minkey, Wick O'Shay-Wabbitt, Dewey Petcock, Sleezy Slutzker, Justin Jones, and Fuzzy Nares to the inactive roster.
01-12-2071The Omaha Oozen Oz have moved Fuzzy Nares, Gimmy Samoa, and Kenny DeWitt to the active roster. The Omaha Oozen Oz have moved R.E. Wright, Steve McMichaels, and Screaming Yeller-Czonkas to the inactive roster.
11-17-2070The Omaha Oozen Oz have moved Beast Rabban and Dog Walker to the active roster. The Omaha Oozen Oz have moved Fuzzy Nares and Glitter Dunn to the inactive roster.
11-16-2070Fuzzy Nares of the Omaha Oozen Oz is injured with a wrist fracture and is expected to be out for approximately 47 days.
12-03-2068The Omaha Oozen Oz have placed Fuzzy Nares on the Injured Reserve list for the remainder of the season.
12-02-2068Fuzzy Nares of the Omaha Oozen Oz is injured with a hip fracture and is expected to be out for the rest of the season.
08-06-2068The Omaha Oozen Oz have moved Thunderfoot Rienstra, Snit Fitzkee, Fuzzy Nares, Bill Sims, Terry Fontenot, Dog Walker, Joe Lee, Jerry Alfonse, Eton Everall, and Chromedome Muirhead to the active roster. The Omaha Oozen Oz have moved Colin "Go Deep" O'Scopey, Raspberry Rumtart, Juan A. Holliday, Schmedley, Disco Chitchat, Jitterbug Jukebox, Peter M. Plant, Dreamliner Barbie, Mighty "Pretty in Pink" Barbie, Lon Guylund, and Phantom Brian Payne to the inactive roster.
08-06-2068The Omaha Oozen Oz have changed Bill Whelan's name to Fuzzy Nares.