Franco Harris Football League
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#17|Sleezy Slutzker Wide Receiver
Carolina Rams (2080, Age 32)
BIOGRAPHICAL DATA
Total Rating B   Help Conditioning 95%
Status Deceased (04-16-2117) Potential C-
Age at Death 68 Born 08-25-2048 in Ypsilanti, MI
Drafted Round 3, Pick 96 (2070) Experience 11 Years (195 Wks)
College Maine State University, 2070 Salary 845 ($2144.64M/2121 $)
OFFENSE DEFENSE SPEC TEAMS
Throw Power D- Catching A- Pass Cover C  Kick Power D+
Throw Acc D  Pass Blocking F  Run Cover D+ Kick Acc D-
Carrying C  Run Blocking D+ Tackling C- Kick Return C+
        Pursuit F     
PHYSICAL MENTAL DEXTERITY
Speed B+ Stamina C+ Execution B- Agility B+
Strength D+ Health C+ Aggressiveness C- Hands C+
Jumping B-     Attitude C- Break Tackle A-
ROLES
QB D+ C D  DT D+ SS C- K F  GUN B 
WR B  G D+ DE D+ FS C  P D- KR B-
HB/TB C+ T D+ ILB C- CB C+ LS D  KRB C 
FB C- TE C+ OLB C- H C- HT B  KOS D-
Year Team G GS TARG REC PCT YDS AVG LNG YAC YACA TD YDS/G 1ST 1ST% DP
2070 OMA 6 0 0 0 -- 0 -- 0 0 -- 0 -- 0 -- 0
2071 OMA 13 8 75 45 60.0 689 15.3 39 159 3.5 2 53.0 34 45.3 1
2072 OMA 15 1 55 32 58.2 581 18.2 55 211 6.6 1 38.7 28 50.9 1
2073 OMA 15 6 63 34 54.0 448 13.2 27 82 2.4 2 29.9 23 36.5 2
2074 OMA 13 6 100 47 47.0 622 13.2 46 252 5.4 2 47.8 30 30.0 3
2075 OMA 16 8 138 73 52.9 989 13.5 80 235 3.2 2 61.8 48 34.8 3
2076 OMA 15 6 112 68 60.7 933 13.7 38 329 4.8 4 62.2 42 37.5 6
2077 OMA 15 1 37 21 56.8 315 15.0 41 88 4.2 2 21.0 14 37.8 0
2078 OMA 8 0 1 0 0.0 0 -- 0 0 -- 0 -- 0 0.0 0
2079 ARI,LAA,CAR 10 3 76 46 60.5 457 9.9 48 112 2.4 2 45.7 21 27.6 0
2080 CAR 6 0 5 3 60.0 24 8.0 10 3 1.0 0 4.0 1 20.0 0
Total   132 39 662 369 55.7 5058 13.7 80 1471 4.0 17 38.3 241 36.4 16

Career Transactions
DateTransaction
02-28-2081Sleezy Slutzker has retired from the Carolina Rams.
12-23-2080The Carolina Rams have moved Sleezy Slutzker to the active roster.
12-23-2080The Carolina Rams have moved Clay "Say" Goodnight to the active roster. The Carolina Rams have moved Sleezy Slutzker to the inactive roster.
10-14-2080The Carolina Rams have moved Sleezy Slutzker to the active roster. The Carolina Rams have moved Anthony Hutchison to the inactive roster.
09-02-2080The Carolina Rams have moved Anthony Hutchison to the active roster. The Carolina Rams have moved Sleezy Slutzker to the inactive roster.
12-03-2079The Carolina Rams have moved Sleezy Slutzker to the active roster.
12-03-2079The Carolina Rams have acquired Sleezy Slutzker from the waiver wire.
11-13-2079The Los Angeles Sirians have moved Red Borcky to the active roster. The Los Angeles Sirians have moved Jim Morton to the inactive roster.
11-13-2079The Los Angeles Sirians have waived Sleezy Slutzker.
10-30-2079The Los Angeles Sirians have moved Jim Morton to the active roster. The Los Angeles Sirians have moved Sleezy Slutzker to the inactive roster.
10-16-2079The Los Angeles Sirians have moved Sleezy Slutzker and Henry Yaccino to the active roster. The Los Angeles Sirians have moved Fay Reese and Don Woitt to the inactive roster.
10-16-2079The Los Angeles Sirians have acquired Sleezy Slutzker from the waiver wire.
10-09-2079The Arizona Cylons have waived Sleezy Slutzker.
09-04-2079The Arizona Cylons have moved Sleezy Slutzker to the active roster.
09-04-2079The Arizona Cylons have acquired Sleezy Slutzker from the waiver wire.
08-28-2079The Omaha Oozen Oz have moved Donut Duncan and Larson E. Grande to the active roster. The Omaha Oozen Oz have moved Waldo to the inactive roster.
08-28-2079The Omaha Oozen Oz have waived Sleezy Slutzker.
08-07-2079The Omaha Oozen Oz have moved Juan Wine, Gotz d'Schwartz, Larson E. Grande, Moe Cheezemo, Lars Fryze, Curtis Allen, and Guineahorn Choo to the active roster. The Omaha Oozen Oz have moved Dirk Danger, Sleezy Slutzker, Crack Bruschi, Snit Fitzkee, Crimea River, Zatcher Minkey, Uno Watt, Hal Aryu, Fuzzy Nares, O.J. Spritzer, Billy Goater, and Basil Basrak to the inactive roster.
01-16-2079The Omaha Oozen Oz have moved Sleezy Slutzker, Crack Bruschi, Zatcher Minkey, Fuzzy Nares, Meathook McMasters, Wick O'Shay-Wabbitt, Howie Grasgrow, and Gono Kaka-Caucus to the active roster. The Omaha Oozen Oz have moved Walden Franklin, Puffy Howsdown, Gotz d'Schwartz, Hal Ullery, Larson E. Grande, Byrd Sheetmetal, Brad Clime, and Curtis Allen to the inactive roster.
11-21-2078The Omaha Oozen Oz have moved Peter Coyle, I. Ron Mann, and Larson E. Grande to the active roster. The Omaha Oozen Oz have moved Sleezy Slutzker, Wick O'Shay-Wabbitt, and Fuzzy Nares to the inactive roster.
09-05-2078The Omaha Oozen Oz have moved Sleezy Slutzker, Wick O'Shay-Wabbitt, Snit Fitzkee, Fuzzy Nares, and Zatcher Minkey to the active roster. The Omaha Oozen Oz have moved Peter Coyle, Ed Dunaway, Larson E. Grande, Scuba Scobey-Dew, and Pocket Rocket-Socket to the inactive roster.
08-22-2078The Omaha Oozen Oz have moved Matt Black, Bill Schwartz, Alonzo Larson, and Darryl "Sportin' Man" Wilson to the active roster. The Omaha Oozen Oz have moved Snit Fitzkee, Sleezy Slutzker, Zatcher Minkey, and Wick O'Shay-Wabbitt to the inactive roster.
09-06-2077The Omaha Oozen Oz have moved Basil Basrak, Wick O'Shay-Wabbitt, Matt Black, Fuzzy Nares, Sleezy Slutzker, Snit Fitzkee, Billy Goater, and Gas Letlow to the active roster. The Omaha Oozen Oz have moved Lance Reizen, Bucky Johnson, Thyme Bean, Mountain Mullhill, Engram Pegram, Howdy Himmelfardt, Cowabunga Intruder, and Gono Kaka-Caucus to the inactive roster.
08-09-2077The Omaha Oozen Oz have moved Doodah Schufitt, Louie Paxton, Kronic Tenesmus, Engram Pegram, Morty Reagor, Homer Maw-Genus, Cowabunga Intruder, Thyme Bean, Ron Bush, Harry Scary, Howdy Himmelfardt, Gono Kaka-Caucus, and Holly Bluation to the active roster. The Omaha Oozen Oz have moved Sleezy Slutzker, Solly Savage, Snit Fitzkee, Gimmy Samoa, Matt Black, Gas Letlow, Fuzzy Nares, Meathook McMasters, Barry "Red" Garnett, Wick O'Shay-Wabbitt, Demetrious Tuff, Billy Goater, Foron DeFlore, Basil Basrak, and Ranger Rick to the inactive roster.
09-06-2076The Omaha Oozen Oz have moved Dirk Danger, Wick O'Shay-Wabbitt, Matt Black, Fuzzy Nares, Sleezy Slutzker, Darryl "Sportin' Man" Wilson, and Snit Fitzkee to the active roster. The Omaha Oozen Oz have moved Peter Coyle, Dog Walker, Gradual Lee, Crack Bruschi, Stan Brown, N. Doorfin, and Gono Kaka-Caucus to the inactive roster.
08-10-2076The Omaha Oozen Oz have moved Andy Kimber, Wally Lilly, James Alexander, and Tom Keeble to the active roster. The Omaha Oozen Oz have moved Sleezy Slutzker, Solly Savage, Snit Fitzkee, Meathook McMasters, Demetrious Tuff, and Foron DeFlore to the inactive roster.
09-01-2075The Omaha Oozen Oz have moved Keith Strahan, Justin Jones, Sleezy Slutzker, Oopsie Watta Bunchachit, Darryl "Sportin' Man" Wilson, Wick O'Shay-Wabbitt, Snit Fitzkee, Fuzzy Nares, and Zatcher Minkey to the active roster. The Omaha Oozen Oz have moved Spud Bommer, Bill Pegram, Betcher Bippie, N. Doorfin, Scuba Scobey-Dew, and Dog Walker to the inactive roster.
08-05-2075The Omaha Oozen Oz have moved Bill Pegram, Bob Peete, Mike Frank, Paul Clark, Raleigh Calhoun, Larry Basinger, and Cliff Sheldon to the active roster. The Omaha Oozen Oz have moved Zatcher Minkey, Wick O'Shay-Wabbitt, Dewey Petcock, Sleezy Slutzker, Justin Jones, and Fuzzy Nares to the inactive roster.
12-21-2071The Omaha Oozen Oz have moved Sleezy Slutzker to the active roster. The Omaha Oozen Oz have moved Schart Derrittiz to the inactive roster.
11-29-2071The Omaha Oozen Oz have moved Szentgyorgyi to the active roster. The Omaha Oozen Oz have moved Sleezy Slutzker to the inactive roster.
11-29-2071Sleezy Slutzker of the Omaha Oozen Oz is injured with a shoulder contusion and is expected to be out for approximately 5 days.
08-25-2070The Omaha Oozen Oz have changed Anthony Slutzker's name to Sleezy Slutzker.
08-18-2070The Omaha Oozen Oz have moved Allen Jordan, Anthony Slutzker, Ed Matlock, Eddie Jones, and Rick Basrak to the active roster. The Omaha Oozen Oz have moved Juan A. Holliday and Umust Umust to the inactive roster.