Curly Lambeau Football League
01-05-2070
#50|Poo Winnie Defensive Tackle
Retired (2042, Age 33)
BIOGRAPHICAL DATA
Total Rating  Help Conditioning 95%
Status Retired (2042) Potential
Age 60 Born 11-03-2009 in Nashua, NH
Drafted Round 2, Pick 30 (2032) Experience 8 Years (161 Wks)
College Kentucky University, 2032 Salary 745 ($49.658M/2069 $)
OFFENSE DEFENSE SPEC TEAMS
Throw Power D- Catching D+ Pass Cover Kick Power D-
Throw Acc Pass Blocking C+ Run Cover C+ Kick Acc D-
Carrying Run Blocking C- Tackling B+ Kick Return D-
        Pursuit B-    
PHYSICAL MENTAL DEXTERITY
Speed C- Stamina C- Execution C+ Agility
Strength B+ Health Aggressiveness C+ Hands D+
Jumping D-     Attitude A+ Break Tackle
ROLES
QB D- C C- DT SS K GUN
WR G DE C+ FS C- P KR
HB/TB T ILB C+ CB C- LS KRB D+
FB D+ TE C- OLB C+ H D- HT C- KOS D-
YearTypeQBRBWRTECGTDTDELBCBSKPST
2032Game       84.31.0      
2033Game       393.13.2      
2034Game       520.4       
2035Game       461.16.6      
2036Game       521.3       
2037Game       564.02.6      
2038Game       583.6       
2039Game       509.3       
2040Game       63.4       
Numbers in this table represent the number of minutes played at each position. ST represents special teams positions other than K or P.

Career Transactions
DateTransaction
02-28-2043Poo Winnie has retired from football.
08-04-2042The Providence Punch-Drunk have waived Poo Winnie.
08-04-2042The Providence Punch-Drunk have moved Poo Winnie to the active roster.
12-29-2041The Providence Punch-Drunk have acquired Poo Winnie from the waiver wire; however, as he was traded or waived after the deadline and has not spent a full week on the wire, he will not be eligible for the postseason.
12-29-2041The Providence Punch-Drunk have automatically waived Poo Winnie to comply with the 53-man roster limit.
12-22-2041The Providence Punch-Drunk have acquired Poo Winnie from the waiver wire; however, as he was traded or waived after the deadline and has not spent a full week on the wire, he will not be eligible for the postseason.
12-22-2041The Providence Punch-Drunk have automatically waived Poo Winnie to comply with the 53-man roster limit.
12-15-2041The Providence Punch-Drunk have acquired Poo Winnie from the waiver wire; however, as he was traded or waived after the deadline and has not spent a full week on the wire, he will not be eligible for the postseason.
12-15-2041The Providence Punch-Drunk have automatically waived Poo Winnie to comply with the 53-man roster limit.
12-09-2041The Providence Punch-Drunk have acquired Poo Winnie from the waiver wire.
12-08-2041The Providence Punch-Drunk have automatically waived Poo Winnie to comply with the 53-man roster limit.
12-01-2041The Providence Punch-Drunk have acquired Poo Winnie from the waiver wire; however, as he was traded or waived after the deadline and has not spent a full week on the wire, he will not be eligible for the postseason.
12-01-2041The Providence Punch-Drunk have automatically waived Poo Winnie to comply with the 53-man roster limit.
11-25-2041The Providence Punch-Drunk have acquired Poo Winnie from the waiver wire.
11-24-2041The Providence Punch-Drunk have automatically waived Poo Winnie to comply with the 53-man roster limit.
11-17-2041The Providence Punch-Drunk have acquired Poo Winnie from the waiver wire; however, as he was traded or waived after the deadline and has not spent a full week on the wire, he will not be eligible for the postseason.
11-17-2041The Providence Punch-Drunk have automatically waived Poo Winnie to comply with the 53-man roster limit.
11-10-2041The Providence Punch-Drunk have acquired Poo Winnie from the waiver wire; however, as he was traded or waived after the deadline and has not spent a full week on the wire, he will not be eligible for the postseason.
11-10-2041The Providence Punch-Drunk have automatically waived Poo Winnie to comply with the 53-man roster limit.
11-03-2041The Providence Punch-Drunk have acquired Poo Winnie from the waiver wire; however, as he was traded or waived after the deadline and has not spent a full week on the wire, he will not be eligible for the postseason.
11-03-2041The Providence Punch-Drunk have automatically waived Poo Winnie to comply with the 53-man roster limit.
10-27-2041The Providence Punch-Drunk have acquired Poo Winnie from the waiver wire; however, as he was traded or waived after the deadline and has not spent a full week on the wire, he will not be eligible for the postseason.
10-27-2041The Providence Punch-Drunk have automatically waived Poo Winnie to comply with the 53-man roster limit.
10-13-2041The Providence Punch-Drunk have acquired Poo Winnie from the waiver wire.
10-13-2041The Providence Punch-Drunk have automatically waived Poo Winnie to comply with the 53-man roster limit.
10-07-2041The Providence Punch-Drunk have acquired Poo Winnie from the waiver wire.
10-06-2041The Providence Punch-Drunk have automatically waived Poo Winnie to comply with the 53-man roster limit.
09-30-2041The Providence Punch-Drunk have acquired Poo Winnie from the waiver wire.
09-23-2041The Providence Punch-Drunk have waived Poo Winnie.
09-23-2041The Providence Punch-Drunk have changed Hezekiah Jackson's name to Poo Winnie.
09-23-2041The Providence Punch-Drunk have moved Hezekiah Jackson to the active roster. The Providence Punch-Drunk have moved Es Cargo to the inactive roster.
09-23-2041The Providence Punch-Drunk have acquired Hezekiah Jackson from the waiver wire.
09-15-2041The Nashville Sharks have waived Hezekiah Jackson.
09-15-2041Trade #95020 has been completed between the Cleveland Ironmen and the Nashville Sharks. The Nashville Sharks receive Beetle Bailey (WR), Ray J. Booher (WR), Don Tarr (S), Hezekiah Jackson (DT), Connie Schwingle (RB), Draft Pick - 2042 Round 4 (CLE) from the Cleveland Ironmen in exchange for David Brown (QB).
09-15-2041The Cleveland Ironmen have acquired Hezekiah Jackson from the waiver wire.
09-09-2041The Cleveland Ironmen have waived Hezekiah Jackson.
09-09-2041The Cleveland Ironmen have changed Rock Wall's name to Hezekiah Jackson.
09-09-2041The Cleveland Ironmen have moved Larry Kaufman to the active roster. The Cleveland Ironmen have moved Rock Wall to the inactive roster.
09-09-2041The Cleveland Ironmen have acquired Rock Wall from the waiver wire.
08-26-2041The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Smitty Klingler to the active roster. The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Mel O'Dorous to the inactive roster.
08-26-2041The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have waived Rock Wall.
04-28-2041The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Hi Yowarski to the active roster. The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Ivan Ardon, Rock Wall, and Morrell Higene to the inactive roster.
09-17-2040The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have placed Rock Wall on the Injured Reserve list for the remainder of the season.
09-17-2040The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Mighty Kondria to the active roster. The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Rock Wall to the inactive roster.
09-16-2040Rock Wall of the Memphis Mephitic Miasma is injured with an ankle ligament sprain and is expected to be out for approximately 26 days.
08-27-2040The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Unob Taintium, Orlando Bysee, Hal Deep, Don Juan Adudat, Rock Wall, and Peter Paulie Morfik to the active roster. The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Mighty Kondria, M.T. Pockets, Spot O'Bother, Evan Choo Lee, and Bloody Cheek to the inactive roster.
04-29-2040The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Passing Lane, L. Rancho Rauncho, Passmore U. Affiliate, Hi Yowarski, Whistledeek, Hizzenher Suit, M.T. Pockets, and Brian Matter to the active roster. The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Downfield Desperado, Max "Rubble" Hubbell, Waskly Wabbitt, Kris P. Kritter, Bloody Cheek, Don Juan Adudat, Rock Wall, Unob Taintium, and Morrell Higene to the inactive roster.
08-29-2039The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Hal Deep, Dinty Green, Don Juan Adudat, Rock Wall, and Unob Taintium to the active roster. The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Hi Yowarski, Dik Dillweed, Mighty Kondria, M.T. Pockets, and Brian Matter to the inactive roster.
08-08-2039The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Mickey Root, Brian Matter, Ron Woodlief, Stanley Cline, Adolph Lane, Gene Denny, and Passing Lane to the active roster. The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Rock Wall, Zyklon Bee, Unob Taintium, Max "Rubble" Hubbell, Musan Skwerl, Gunner Reeves, Ivan Ardon, and Orlando Bysee to the inactive roster.
12-29-2036The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Rock Wall to the active roster. The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Wiseacre Nastycrack to the inactive roster.
12-21-2036The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Wiseacre Nastycrack and Max "Rubble" Hubbell to the active roster. The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Brad Sine and Rock Wall to the inactive roster.
12-21-2036Rock Wall of the Memphis Mephitic Miasma is injured with a finger fracture and is expected to be out for approximately 14 days.
11-19-2035The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Rock Wall to the active roster. The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved SlobberKnocker Riggs to the inactive roster.
10-15-2035The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Cornjulio, Myles Prower, Crash Brannigan, and Holden Daly to the active roster. The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Rock Wall, Unob Taintium, Morrell Higene, and Hogshead Hamer to the inactive roster.
10-14-2035Rock Wall of the Memphis Mephitic Miasma is injured with a wrist fracture and is expected to be out for approximately 35 days.
01-02-2034The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Rock Wall to the active roster. The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved SlobberKnocker Riggs to the inactive roster.
12-26-2033The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved SlobberKnocker Riggs to the active roster. The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Rock Wall to the inactive roster.
12-25-2033Rock Wall of the Memphis Mephitic Miasma is injured with a hip contusion and is expected to be out for approximately 4 days.
08-09-2032The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have changed Wes Harris's name to Rock Wall.
08-09-2032The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Wiseacre Nastycrack, James Douglas, Mike Powe, and Wes Harris to the active roster. The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Cho Bidnez, Earsatz Butler, D'Wayne "DeBane" Harris, B. B. Gottabuboo, and Harrow d'Dogg to the inactive roster.