Curly Lambeau Football League
12-02-2069
#55|Cokey Longspoon Linebacker
Retired (2034, Age 33)
BIOGRAPHICAL DATA
Total Rating B   Help Conditioning 95%
Status Retired (2034) Potential B-
Age 68 Born 05-10-2001 in Anadarko, OK
Drafted Round 2, Pick 29 (2022) Experience 9 Years (194 Wks)
College Montana University Bozeman, 2023 Salary 745 ($49.658M/2069 $)
OFFENSE DEFENSE SPEC TEAMS
Throw Power D+ Catching C  Pass Cover B+ Kick Power D 
Throw Acc D  Pass Blocking D+ Run Cover C  Kick Acc D-
Carrying B- Run Blocking C- Tackling A- Kick Return F 
        Pursuit B-    
PHYSICAL MENTAL DEXTERITY
Speed C  Stamina B- Execution A- Agility B-
Strength B  Health D+ Aggressiveness B  Hands C-
Jumping C      Attitude D+ Break Tackle D 
ROLES
QB D  C D+ DT C+ SS C+ K F  GUN C+
WR C- G C- DE C+ FS C+ P F  KR C-
HB/TB C- T C- ILB B  CB C+ LS D  KRB C-
FB C- TE C- OLB B  H D+ HT C+ KOS D-
Year Type ICs Hlth Sta Att Exe ThrP ThrA Crry Ctch PBlk RBlk PCov RCov Tkl Purs KP KA KR Spd Str Jmp Agr Agl Hnd BrkT  Total 
2019 College 47 1/1 1/3 1/1 0/5             0/4 0/5 0/4           1/13 0/2   0/6 2/3   6/47
2020 College 66 0/4 2/4 0/2 1/13             0/3 2/7 3/9         0/1 3/15 1/1   3/7     15/66
2021 College 61 0/1 1/4 1/2 0/4             0/7 0/3 1/8         0/2 4/20 1/2   1/6 2/2   11/61
2022 Position 47   0/3   0/2             1/14 0/5 0/5           1/12     0/6     2/47
2022 Drills 19   3/8                     4/6         -3/0 2/5           6/19
2022 Declines 0                           -1/0                     -1/0
2023 Position 40   0/3   0/3             0/6 0/7 1/5           1/14     0/2     2/40
2023 Drills 19   3/8                     2/5         -1/0 4/6           8/19
2024 Position 25   0/2   0/3             1/4 1/3 1/7           1/5     0/1     4/25
2024 Drills 20   3/7                     4/6         -2/0 2/7           7/20
2025 Position 33   0/1   0/5             0/10 0/2 0/3           1/9     0/3     1/33
2025 Drills 19   1/5                     0/3         -1/0 0/11           0/19
2026 Position 46   0/2   1/3             1/12 0/3 0/13           0/11     0/2     2/46
2026 Drills 19   1/10                     0/3           1/6           2/19
2027 Position 49       0/3             0/8 0/9 1/16           0/10     0/3     1/49
2027 Drills 18   1/9                     0/3           1/6           2/18
2027 Declines 0                               -1/0                 -1/0
2028 Position 55   0/4   0/6             0/3 0/18 1/16           0/8           1/55
2028 Drills 19 0/2 1/12                     0/3           0/2           1/19
2028 Declines 0                               -2/0 -1/0               -3/0
2029 Position 53   0/3   0/7             0/6 0/9 1/10           0/14     0/4     1/53
2029 Drills 20 1/11 0/9                                             1/20
2029 Declines 0 -4/0               -2/0     -1/0       -1/0 -1/0 -1/0             -10/0
2030 Position 60   0/2   0/6             0/3 0/15 0/14           0/11     0/9     0/60
2030 Drills 19 1/7 0/12                                             1/19
2030 Declines 0 -2/0     -1/0       -1/0     -1/0   -1/0 -1/0     -4/0   -1/0     -1/0     -13/0
2031 Position 47   1/2   0/6             0/5 0/5 0/9           1/12     0/8     2/47
2031 Drills 19 0/7 0/12                                             0/19
2031 Declines 0 -4/0 -3/0         -2/0 -1/0 -1/0 -1/0 -2/0   -2/0 -2/0 -1/0   -1/0 -4/0   -2/0 -4/0 -1/0 -1/0 -2/0 -34/0
2032 Position 57       0/7             1/6 0/8 0/16           0/13     0/7     1/57
2032 Drills 17 1/11 0/6                                             1/17
2032 Declines 0 -7/0 -4/0   -3/0   -1/0 -1/0 -5/0 -3/0 -3/0 -3/0 -2/0 -5/0 -4/0 -1/0     -3/0 -1/0 -3/0 -3/0 -3/0 -1/0 -5/0 -61/0
2033 Position 13   0/1   0/2             0/1 0/1 0/3           0/3     0/2     0/13
2033 Drills 19 0/2 0/4   0/2                 0/1           0/1 0/2   0/5 0/2   0/19
2033 Declines 0 -12/0 -2/0     -1/0 -4/0   -1/0 -5/0 -2/0 -2/0 -3/0 -2/0 -2/0 -3/0 -3/0 -1/0 -4/0 -5/0 -4/0 -4/0 -6/0 -5/0 -6/0 -77/0
2034 Position 10   0/1   0/2             0/4 0/1 1/1           0/1           1/10
2034 Drills 19 0/1 0/2 0/1 0/3                 0/1         0/2 0/1 0/5   0/2 0/1   0/19
2034 Declines 0 -14/0 -6/0   -3/0 -3/0 -3/0 -3/0 -2/0 -7/0 -6/0 -5/0 -7/0 -5/0 -6/0 -5/0 -4/0 -4/0 -11/0 -4/0 -5/0 -5/0 -2/0 -3/0 -11/0 -124/0
Total -39/47 3/139 2/6 -5/82 -4/0 -8/0 -6/0 -10/0 -18/0 -12/0 -9/96 -10/101 5/170 -16/0 -10/0 -11/0 -12/0 -30/5 12/216 -12/12 -16/0 -9/73 -6/8 -24/0 -245/955

Career Transactions
DateTransaction
02-28-2035Cokey Longspoon has retired from football.
08-29-2033The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Ruehl O'Thumb to the active roster.
08-29-2033The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have waived Cokey Longspoon.
08-08-2033The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Jeff Dudish, Jimmy Powers, Jimmy Robinson, David Edwards, Mike Minnis, Hans Jenkins, Earnest Marshall, Sam Thomas, and Ruehl O'Thumb to the active roster. The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Spody Oatie, Earsatz Butler, B. B. Gottabuboo, Greedy Horlecher, Cokey Longspoon, Ivan Ardon, Harry Astle, Hap Peacock, and Johnny Deal to the inactive roster.
01-05-2032The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Cokey Longspoon to the active roster. The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Wiseacre Nastycrack to the inactive roster.
12-22-2031The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Neville Guano-Dudat to the active roster. The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Cokey Longspoon to the inactive roster.
12-21-2031Cokey Longspoon of the Memphis Mephitic Miasma is injured with a moderate concussion and is expected to be out for approximately 16 days.
08-25-2031The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Cho Bidnez, Little Dabney Duya, Earsatz Butler, B. B. Gottabuboo, Juan Smooth-Fok, and Cokey Longspoon to the active roster. The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Preston Nales, Snake Gartner, Terraplane Hudson, Lewis Stule, and Ruehl O'Thumb to the inactive roster.
08-04-2031The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Undra Griffith and Hal Deep to the active roster. The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Little Dabney Duya, Earsatz Butler, Juan Smooth-Fok, and Cokey Longspoon to the inactive roster.
08-06-2029The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Shrivlynn Krotchrot, Rick Tarasovic, and Cokey Longspoon to the active roster.
08-06-2029The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Mister Greengenes, Boyd Henry, and Dwight Medved to the active roster. The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Shrivlynn Krotchrot, B. B. Gottabuboo, Cokey Longspoon, and Harrow d'Dogg to the inactive roster.
12-11-2023The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Cokey Longspoon to the active roster. The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Backfield Spectre to the inactive roster.
08-28-2023The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Shomey DeMonet to the active roster. The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Cokey Longspoon to the inactive roster.
01-15-2023The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Cokey Longspoon to the active roster.
08-29-2022The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Dom Waiters, Backfield Spectre, Critter Gitter, Morrell Highground, Shomey DeMonet, Kant Misko, and Cho Bidnez to the active roster. The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Cokey Longspoon, Gene U. Flicked, Neville Guano-Dudat, Repo Mann, Dick McFarnwide, and Darin Spotnitz to the inactive roster.
08-15-2022The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have changed Cokey Grinspoon's name to Cokey Longspoon.
08-08-2022The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have changed James Humphery's name to Cokey Grinspoon.
08-08-2022The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved James Humphery, Gene Shann, Danny Chesson, James Morgan, Marcello Barnes, and Ted Peacock to the active roster. The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Dom Waiters, Morrell Highground, Grab Holt, Peter Pesky, Shomey DeMonet, and Backfield Spectre to the inactive roster.