Curly Lambeau Football League
04-28-2080
#25|Mister Greengenes Safety
Retired (2037, Age 33)
BIOGRAPHICAL DATA
Total Rating B-  Help Conditioning 95%
Status Deceased (06-27-2077) Potential C+
Age at Death 73 Born 01-31-2005 in Washington, SC
Drafted Round 5, Pick 73 (2027) Experience 8 Years (144 Wks)
College Carolina Coast College, 2027 Salary 745 ($107.241M/2080 $)
OFFENSE DEFENSE SPEC TEAMS
Throw Power D  Catching B- Pass Cover B- Kick Power C+
Throw Acc D- Pass Blocking D  Run Cover A- Kick Acc C 
Carrying D  Run Blocking D  Tackling B+ Kick Return C 
        Pursuit B     
PHYSICAL MENTAL DEXTERITY
Speed B- Stamina B- Execution C- Agility B-
Strength B  Health C  Aggressiveness C- Hands C 
Jumping B-     Attitude A- Break Tackle D 
ROLES
QB D  C D  DT B- SS B  K D  GUN C+
WR C- G D+ DE B- FS B- P D  KR D+
HB/TB C- T C- ILB B- CB C+ LS D  KRB D+
FB D+ TE D+ OLB B- H D- HT C+ KOS D 
Year Team G GS TKL SOLO AST SACK SAF STF DEF BRK INT INTY AVG LNG TD FF
2027 MEM 14 0 0 0 0 0.0 0 0.0 0 0 0 0 -- 0 0 0
2028 MEM 6 0 0 0 0 0.0 0 0.0 0 0 0 0 -- 0 0 0
2029 MEM 15 14 0 0 0 0.0 0 0.0 3 3 0 0 -- 0 0 0
2030 MEM 14 14 0 0 0 0.0 0 0.0 3 2 1 9 9.0 9 0 0
2031 MEM 16 16 0 0 0 0.0 0 0.0 4 4 0 0 -- 0 0 0
2032 MEM 14 14 0 0 0 0.0 0 0.0 5 4 1 0 0.0 0 0 0
2033 MEM 16 14 0 0 0 0.0 0 0.0 6 2 4 37 9.2 14 0 0
2034 MEM 15 13 0 0 0 0.0 0 0.0 7 5 2 19 9.5 14 0 0
Total   110 85 0 0 0 0.0 0 0.0 28 20 8 65 8.1 14 0 0

Career Transactions
DateTransaction
02-28-2038Mister Greengenes has retired from football.
08-27-2035The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Kid Laywaste, Elixir Tows, Boyd N. DeVoid, and Cornjulio to the active roster. The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Wachu Meenman, Myles Prower, Unbeknownst Toomey, Unob Taintium, and Crash Brannigan to the inactive roster.
08-27-2035The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have waived Mister Greengenes.
08-06-2035The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Myles Prower, Lyle Danenhauer, Dwight Champion, and Jimmy Pasqua to the active roster. The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Kid Laywaste, Elixir Tows, Mister Greengenes, and Cornjulio to the inactive roster.
12-20-2032The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have placed Mister Greengenes on the Injured Reserve list for the remainder of the season.
12-19-2032Mister Greengenes of the Memphis Mephitic Miasma is injured with a partial ACL tear and is expected to be out for approximately 37 days.
12-01-2030The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Mister Greengenes to the active roster. The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Terraplane Hudson to the inactive roster.
11-17-2030The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Hogshead Hamer to the active roster. The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Mister Greengenes to the inactive roster.
11-17-2030Mister Greengenes of the Memphis Mephitic Miasma is injured with a shoulder muscle strain and is expected to be out for approximately 14 days.
08-06-2029The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Mister Greengenes, Boyd Henry, and Dwight Medved to the active roster. The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Shrivlynn Krotchrot, B. B. Gottabuboo, Cokey Longspoon, and Harrow d'Dogg to the inactive roster.
11-27-2028The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Gud Ancer, Lewis Stule, and Danger Dude to the active roster. The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Cho Bidnez, Brock Kolley, and Mister Greengenes to the inactive roster.
11-13-2028The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Brock Kolley, Mister Greengenes, and Hap Farber to the active roster. The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Danger Dude, Gud Ancer, and Shrivlynn Krotchrot to the inactive roster.
10-08-2028The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Cho Bidnez and Repo Mann to the active roster. The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Mister Greengenes and Lewis Stule to the inactive roster.
09-10-2028The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Mister Greengenes to the active roster. The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Repo Mann to the inactive roster.
08-28-2028The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Gud Ancer, Cho Bidnez, Repo Mann, and JitterJuice Jonson to the active roster. The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Cleveland Beckman, Johnny Deal, Mister Greengenes, and Lewis Stule to the inactive roster.
09-06-2027The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Mister Greengenes to the active roster.
09-06-2027The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have changed Craig Green's name to Mister Greengenes.