Curly Lambeau Football League
01-26-2070
#8|Pill Pooscher Punter
Philadelphia Inovians (2017, Age 33)
BIOGRAPHICAL DATA
Total Rating B   Help Conditioning 95%
Status Deceased (02-21-2045) Potential B+
Age at Death 60 Born 03-22-1984 in Greenville, OH
Drafted Round 5, Pick 80 (2006) Experience 7 Years (138 Wks)
College Rhode Island University, 2006 Salary 1591 ($106.049M/2069 $)
OFFENSE DEFENSE SPEC TEAMS
Throw Power C+ Catching D  Pass Cover F  Kick Power A 
Throw Acc C- Pass Blocking D- Run Cover D- Kick Acc B-
Carrying C  Run Blocking D+ Tackling D+ Kick Return D-
        Pursuit C-    
PHYSICAL MENTAL DEXTERITY
Speed C+ Stamina D- Execution C+ Agility C 
Strength C  Health F  Aggressiveness F  Hands A-
Jumping C-     Attitude A+ Break Tackle C+
ROLES
QB C- C C- DT D+ SS D+ K C  GUN C-
WR D+ G D+ DE D  FS D+ P B  KR C-
HB/TB C- T D+ ILB D+ CB D+ LS D+ KRB D+
FB D+ TE D+ OLB D+ H B- HT C+ KOS B+
Notes: kacc=B-@2;2006 EXE=D+@2;2006 exe=C-@2;2010
Year Type ICs Hlth Sta Att Exe ThrP ThrA Crry Ctch PBlk RBlk PCov RCov Tkl Purs KP KA KR Spd Str Jmp Agr Agl Hnd BrkT  Total 
2002 College 32       1/6 0/3                   1/13 0/7             1/3   3/32
2003 College 59       0/9   0/3                 1/26 1/18             0/3   2/59
2004 College 58   -1/0   0/8 1/2 0/2                 3/22 1/21             0/3   4/58
2005 College 54       0/7 0/1 0/1                 1/26 1/15             0/4   2/54
2006 Position 32       0/2 0/3 1/3                 1/12 3/9             0/3   5/32
2006 Drills 23     2/5 2/9                                     5/9   9/23
2007 Position 25       0/4   2/4                 3/10 1/5             0/2   6/25
2007 Drills 24     3/12 0/2                                 -2/0   4/10   5/24
2008 Position 17       0/4   0/2                 0/4 1/4             0/3   1/17
2008 Drills 24     3/10 1/7                                 -1/0   3/7   6/24
2008 Declines 0                                               -1/0 -1/0
2009 Position 11       1/2                     3/7 1/1             1/1   6/11
2009 Drills 25     5/8 1/3                                 -2/0   8/14   12/25
2009 Declines 0                                         -1/0       -1/0
2010 Position 10                             0/5 1/3             0/2   1/10
2010 Drills 25     0/6 2/9                                 -1/0   3/10   4/25
2011 Position 28       2/4 0/3 0/1                 0/12 0/6             0/2   2/28
2011 Drills 25     5/8 2/6                                 -4/0   1/11   4/25
2011 Declines 0                 -2/0                               -2/0
2012 Position 26       0/1 0/4 2/3                 0/10 1/6             0/2   3/26
2012 Drills 23     7/10 4/7                                 -2/0   1/6   10/23
2012 Declines 0 -1/0     -1/0                 -1/0         -1/0     -2/0 -1/0     -7/0
2013 Position 27         0/3 1/2                 1/13 1/4             0/5   3/27
2013 Drills 26     8/10 3/5                                 -5/0   1/11   7/26
2013 Declines 0 -4/0 -2/0   -1/0       -1/0 -2/0     -2/0 -2/0         -4/0   -2/0 -1/0 -1/0 -2/0 -1/0 -25/0
2014 Position 24       1/1                     0/14 0/5             0/4   1/24
2014 Drills 26     4/9 2/8                                 -2/0   1/9   5/26
2014 Declines 0 -7/0 -2/0   -1/0 -1/0     -4/0 -2/0 -2/0     -1/0 -1/0 -1/0     -2/0 -1/0 -2/0 -1/0 -3/0 -2/0 -1/0 -34/0
2015 Position 16       1/2 0/1                   0/9 0/4                 1/16
2015 Drills 22     2/7 3/9                                 -2/0   1/6   4/22
2015 Declines 0 -8/0 -3/0   -1/0       -1/0 -1/0 -2/0   -4/0 -3/0 -1/0 -1/0 -1/0 -2/0 -3/0 -2/0 -4/0   -5/0 -1/0 -1/0 -44/0
2016 Position 18       0/1 0/1 0/2                 0/9 0/2             0/3   0/18
2016 Drills 25     1/3 0/1                     0/10 0/11                 1/25
2016 Declines 0 -16/0 -7/0   -1/0 -2/0 -1/0 -4/0 -2/0 -3/0 -5/0   -6/0 -3/0 -3/0 -3/0 -1/0 -1/0 -6/0 -2/0 -4/0   -6/0 -3/0 -4/0 -83/0
2017 Position 27       0/6   0/5                 1/10 0/3             0/3   1/27
2017 Drills 27   -1/0   0/3                     1/12 1/12                 1/27
2017 Declines 0 -22/0 -8/0   -1/0 -4/0 -3/0 -1/0 -1/0 -5/0 -3/0   -6/0 -4/0 -3/0 -4/0 -2/0 -2/0 -3/0 -7/0 -4/0   -4/0 -3/0 -6/0 -96/0
Total -58/0 -24/0 40/88 20/126 -6/21 2/28 -5/0 -9/0 -15/0 -12/0   -18/0 -14/0 -8/0 7/224 9/136 -5/0 -19/0 -12/0 -16/0 -26/0 -20/0 19/136 -14/0 -184/759

Career Transactions
DateTransaction
02-28-2018Pill Pooscher has retired from the Providence Devine.
09-05-2016The Providence Devine have acquired Pill Pooscher from the waiver wire.
08-29-2016The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have waived Pill Pooscher.
11-02-2015The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Longshot Quigley to the active roster. The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Pill Pooscher to the inactive roster.
11-01-2015Pill Pooscher of the Memphis Mephitic Miasma is injured with a knee derangement and is expected to be out for approximately 24 days.
08-30-2015The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Pill Pooscher to the active roster. The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Longshot Quigley to the inactive roster.
08-10-2015The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Gene Shell, Carl Rosenfels, Robert Pinkston, Billy Harris, and Longshot Quigley to the active roster. The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Pill Pooscher, Itchy Balzak, Hung Lewis, Alien Kein, and Heinous Janus to the inactive roster.
08-25-2014The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Pill Pooscher to the active roster. The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Jim Quigley to the inactive roster.
08-04-2014The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Wee Willie Juanabee, Jim Quigley, Micah Wish, Dwight "Cross" Dressler, Lional Downing, Elbert Misko, and Bill Johnson to the active roster. The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Pill Pooscher, Mischief Affoote, Frank Fodder, Toofless Geezerpap, Dwight Wong, and Philbert Shattenstein to the inactive roster.
08-08-2011The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Tom Fowler, Pill Pooscher, Philbert Shattenstein, Richard Currier, Cliff Reynolds, and Jake Mikolajczyk to the active roster. The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Red White, Spud Street, Andenny Bootsett, Ground Coffee, Hickory Dickory Daugherty, Pepe Lacoeur, Frank Fodder, Hunter Seeker, and R.W. Fouts to the inactive roster.
09-08-2008The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Pepe Lacoeur and Hal Nickerson to the active roster. The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Pill Pooscher and Varmint Baylor to the inactive roster.
08-04-2008The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Pill Pooscher to the active roster.
09-10-2007The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Andenny Bootsett and Bob Smith to the active roster. The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Pill Pooscher and Phil Woodin to the inactive roster.
08-12-2007The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Pill Pooscher to the active roster. The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Andenny Bootsett to the inactive roster.
09-04-2006The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Andenny Bootsett and Mulligan Stewart to the active roster. The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Pill Pooscher to the inactive roster.
08-07-2006The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Pill Pooscher to the active roster. The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Andenny Bootsett to the inactive roster.
08-07-2006The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have changed John McInerney's name to Pill Pooscher.