| Date | Transaction |
| 02-28-2045 | Unob Taintium has retired from football. |
| 08-08-2044 | The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have waived Unob Taintium. |
| 08-10-2043 | The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Myles Prower and Unob Taintium to the active roster. The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Derek Elliot and M.T. Pockets to the inactive roster. |
| 08-10-2043 | The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Sid Hix, Derek Elliot, M.T. Pockets, and Barb Arian to the active roster. The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Peter Paulie Morfik, Myles Prower, Don Juan Adudat, and Unob Taintium to the inactive roster. |
| 09-14-2042 | The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Baron Frute and Unob Taintium to the active roster. The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Willie Wheedle and M.T. Pockets to the inactive roster. |
| 09-01-2042 | The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Mel O'Dorous and M.T. Pockets to the active roster. The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Baron Frute and Unob Taintium to the inactive roster. |
| 08-31-2042 | Unob Taintium of the Memphis Mephitic Miasma is injured with an ankle ligament sprain and is expected to be out for approximately 19 days. |
| 08-27-2040 | The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Unob Taintium, Orlando Bysee, Hal Deep, Don Juan Adudat, Rock Wall, and Peter Paulie Morfik to the active roster. The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Mighty Kondria, M.T. Pockets, Spot O'Bother, Evan Choo Lee, and Bloody Cheek to the inactive roster. |
| 04-29-2040 | The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Passing Lane, L. Rancho Rauncho, Passmore U. Affiliate, Hi Yowarski, Whistledeek, Hizzenher Suit, M.T. Pockets, and Brian Matter to the active roster. The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Downfield Desperado, Max "Rubble" Hubbell, Waskly Wabbitt, Kris P. Kritter, Bloody Cheek, Don Juan Adudat, Rock Wall, Unob Taintium, and Morrell Higene to the inactive roster. |
| 08-29-2039 | The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Hal Deep, Dinty Green, Don Juan Adudat, Rock Wall, and Unob Taintium to the active roster. The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Hi Yowarski, Dik Dillweed, Mighty Kondria, M.T. Pockets, and Brian Matter to the inactive roster. |
| 08-08-2039 | The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Mickey Root, Brian Matter, Ron Woodlief, Stanley Cline, Adolph Lane, Gene Denny, and Passing Lane to the active roster. The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Rock Wall, Zyklon Bee, Unob Taintium, Max "Rubble" Hubbell, Musan Skwerl, Gunner Reeves, Ivan Ardon, and Orlando Bysee to the inactive roster. |
| 12-13-2038 | The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Unob Taintium to the active roster. The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Tomahawk Tampoon to the inactive roster. |
| 11-01-2038 | The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Lulu Wang and Kevin Niccolai to the active roster. The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Unob Taintium to the inactive roster. |
| 10-31-2038 | Unob Taintium of the Memphis Mephitic Miasma is injured with a partial ACL tear and is expected to be out for approximately 44 days. |
| 11-25-2035 | The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Unob Taintium to the active roster. The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Unbeknownst Toomey to the inactive roster. |
| 10-15-2035 | The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Cornjulio, Myles Prower, Crash Brannigan, and Holden Daly to the active roster. The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Rock Wall, Unob Taintium, Morrell Higene, and Hogshead Hamer to the inactive roster. |
| 09-24-2035 | The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Unob Taintium and Brad Sine to the active roster. The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Cornjulio and Ivan Ardon to the inactive roster. |
| 08-27-2035 | The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Kid Laywaste, Elixir Tows, Boyd N. DeVoid, and Cornjulio to the active roster. The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Wachu Meenman, Myles Prower, Unbeknownst Toomey, Unob Taintium, and Crash Brannigan to the inactive roster. |
| 08-06-2035 | The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have changed Jimmy Pasqua's name to Unob Taintium. |
| 08-06-2035 | The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Myles Prower, Lyle Danenhauer, Dwight Champion, and Jimmy Pasqua to the active roster. The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Kid Laywaste, Elixir Tows, Mister Greengenes, and Cornjulio to the inactive roster. |
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