Numbers in this table represent the number of minutes played at each position. ST represents special teams positions other than K or P.
Date | Transaction |
02-28-2065 | Christmas Carroll has retired from football. |
09-01-2064 | The St. Louis Cardinals have waived Christmas Carroll. |
04-27-2064 | The St. Louis Cardinals have moved Christmas Carroll to the active roster. The St. Louis Cardinals have moved Don Nussmeier to the inactive roster. |
04-27-2064 | The St. Louis Cardinals have acquired Christmas Carroll from the waiver wire. |
08-27-2063 | The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Easley Bemused, Doodah Schufitt, Luck Bea Lyday, LaPetamaine Tollway, Olay Leo, and Mock Turtle Swoop to the active roster. The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Crockpot "Ooey Glooey" Oates, Harry Clay, Howard Jonson-Iswright, Pete Hunter, Pouter Taiksa-Powder, and Marc Helluin to the inactive roster. |
08-27-2063 | The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have waived Christmas Carroll. |
08-06-2063 | The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Brucer, Howard Jonson-Iswright, Nawk Yublokov, Larry Wade, and Matt Finnie to the active roster. The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Doodah Schufitt, LaPetamaine Tollway, Olay Leo, Folderol Freferol, Mock Turtle Swoop, Betcher Bippy, and Christmas Carroll to the inactive roster. |
08-28-2062 | The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Mock Turtle Swoop, Christmas Carroll, LaPetamaine Tollway, Olay Leo, and Betcher Bippy to the active roster. The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Larry Wade, Archibald Archambeau, Nawk Yublokov, Jamie Kazadi, and Howard Jonson-Iswright to the inactive roster. |
08-20-2062 | The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Larry Wade, Jamie Kazadi, Ray Archambeau, Howard Jonson-Iswright, Cloyce Davis, Andre Ratliff, and Tony Guynes to the active roster. The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Betcher Bippy, Mock Turtle Swoop, Hot Chichowski, LaPetamaine Tollway, Woodeye Harelip, Olay Leo, and Christmas Carroll to the inactive roster. |
08-29-2061 | The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Olay Leo, Donkey McDyk, and Christmas Carroll to the active roster. The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Grabber, John Bledsoe, and Lou Kazadi to the inactive roster. |
08-08-2061 | The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Bill Borden, Clifton Reese, Lou Kazadi, and Folderol Freferol to the active roster. The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Olay Leo, Woodeye Harelip, Donkey McDyk, Tilly Goodman, and Christmas Carroll to the inactive roster. |
10-25-2060 | The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Christmas Carroll to the active roster. The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Doodah Schufitt to the inactive roster. |
09-20-2060 | The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Grabber to the active roster. The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Christmas Carroll to the inactive roster. |
09-19-2060 | Christmas Carroll of the Memphis Mephitic Miasma is injured with an ACL sprain and is expected to be out for approximately 20 days. |
09-05-2060 | The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Tilly Goodman, Mock Turtle Swoop, Christmas Carroll, Larry Wade, and Woodeye Harelip to the active roster. The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Grabber, Hardin Longshank, Brad Juju, and Silicone Vallery to the inactive roster. |
08-09-2060 | The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Silicone Vallery, Brad Juju, Urine Adult-Now, and Doodah Schufitt to the active roster. The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Mock Turtle Swoop, Woodeye Harelip, Tilly Goodman, and Christmas Carroll to the inactive roster. |
08-25-2059 | The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Christmas Carroll to the active roster. |
08-04-2059 | The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Juneau Rithmatik, Osaka Egg, Blunderbuss Hammertoe, San Joaquin Mescalero, and Hardin Longshank to the active roster. The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Big Booty, Donkey McDyk, Kickett N. Reno, Woodeye Harelip, and Christmas Carroll to the inactive roster. |
08-27-2057 | The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Woodeye Harelip and Christmas Carroll to the active roster. The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved John Flushing and Folderol Freferol to the inactive roster. |
08-06-2057 | The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Silicone Vallery, Big Booty, and John Flushing to the active roster. The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Slim Pickens, Earl Pitts, and Christmas Carroll to the inactive roster. |
08-28-2056 | The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Slim Pickens and Christmas Carroll to the active roster. The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved John Flushing and Tim Harvey to the inactive roster. |
08-07-2056 | The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved John Flushing, Grabber, Hot Cichowski, Tim Harvey, and Bull Nash to the active roster. The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Pinkley Taurus, Slim Pickens, and Christmas Carroll to the inactive roster. |
08-29-2055 | The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Pinkley Taurus, Daniel Laird, Christmas Carroll, and Flibber T. Gibbitt to the active roster. The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved John Flushing, Hot Cichowski, Ding Don, and Truth DeKay to the inactive roster. |
08-09-2055 | The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Dick Justis, John Flushing, Walt DeFork, Shipley Shape, Hot Cichowski, Ding Don, Stinkle Hinkle Little-Starr, and Biscuits Garvey to the active roster. The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Paul Brown, Pinkley Taurus, Daniel Laird, Gotsa Bowntapik, Wheelie Ferris, Flibber T. Gibbitt, Stinky McStickum, and Christmas Carroll to the inactive roster. |
09-13-2054 | Christmas Carroll of the Memphis Mephitic Miasma is injured with a moderate concussion and is expected to be out for approximately 15 days. |
08-07-2051 | The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Cutter Thomas, Tilly Goodman, Bo Knowles, and Christmas Carroll to the active roster. The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Jodie Farquhardt and Brian Matter to the inactive roster. |
08-07-2051 | The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have changed Jim Carroll's name to Christmas Carroll. |