Curly Lambeau Football League
10-23-2079
#5|Lance Beamer Punter
Retired (2034, Age 36)
BIOGRAPHICAL DATA
Total Rating C+  Help Conditioning 95%
Status Deceased (02-24-2062) Potential B+
Age at Death 63 Born 06-27-1998 in Butte, MT
Drafted Round 3, Pick 46 (2020) Experience 12 Years (259 Wks)
College Merrimack University, 2020 Salary 845 ($113.414M/2079 $)
OFFENSE DEFENSE SPEC TEAMS
Throw Power C+ Catching D- Pass Cover D  Kick Power B 
Throw Acc C- Pass Blocking D- Run Cover F  Kick Acc B 
Carrying C  Run Blocking F  Tackling D+ Kick Return D-
        Pursuit D-    
PHYSICAL MENTAL DEXTERITY
Speed D  Stamina D  Execution B- Agility D-
Strength C- Health F  Aggressiveness F  Hands B-
Jumping C-     Attitude C+ Break Tackle C+
ROLES
QB D+ C D  DT D  SS D  K C- GUN D+
WR D  G D  DE D- FS D  P C+ KR D 
HB/TB D  T D- ILB D  CB D  LS D  KRB D 
FB D  TE D- OLB D  H C  HT C  KOS C 
YearTypeQBRBWRTECGTDTDELBCBSKPST
2020Game            1.244.8 
2021Game            2.443.3 
2022Game            6.449.8 
2023Game            8.639.6 
2024Game            7.235.1 
2025Game            6.648.4 
2026Game            4.451.8 
2027Game            4.645.5 
2028Game            7.334.7 
2029Game            6.934.3 
2030Game            6.744.1 
2031Game             25.6 
2032Game            0.213.1 
Numbers in this table represent the number of minutes played at each position. ST represents special teams positions other than K or P.

Career Transactions
DateTransaction
02-28-2035Lance Beamer has retired from football.
10-11-2032The St. Louis Cardinals have waived Lance Beamer.
09-01-2031The St. Louis Cardinals have moved Lance Beamer to the active roster.
09-01-2031The St. Louis Cardinals have acquired Lance Beamer from the waiver wire.
08-25-2031The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Neville Guano-Dudat to the active roster.
08-25-2031The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have waived Lance Beamer.
08-04-2031The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Lance Beamer to the inactive roster.
08-10-2020The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Frank Teeuws, Dwight Secules, Lance Beamer, and Al Berry to the active roster. The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Lennie "I will call him" George, Poppa Duwaydoe, Twinkletoes, and Longshot Quigley to the inactive roster.