Curly Lambeau Football League
10-21-2069
#53|Stoney Curtis Linebacker
Retired (2037, Age 33)
BIOGRAPHICAL DATA
Total Rating B   Help Conditioning 95%
Status Retired (2037) Potential A-
Age 65 Born 03-17-2004 in Amarillo, TX
Drafted Round 4, Pick 62 (2026) Experience 10 Years (186 Wks)
College New Jersey University Princeton, 2026 Salary 845 ($56.324M/2069 $)
OFFENSE DEFENSE SPEC TEAMS
Throw Power D  Catching C+ Pass Cover C- Kick Power C-
Throw Acc C- Pass Blocking D+ Run Cover B  Kick Acc D 
Carrying C  Run Blocking D+ Tackling B+ Kick Return D-
        Pursuit B+    
PHYSICAL MENTAL DEXTERITY
Speed C- Stamina B+ Execution C- Agility B-
Strength B+ Health C+ Aggressiveness D+ Hands C-
Jumping C      Attitude C  Break Tackle F 
ROLES
QB D  C D+ DT B- SS C+ K F  GUN C+
WR D+ G C- DE B- FS C  P F  KR D+
HB/TB D+ T C- ILB B  CB C  LS D  KRB D+
FB D+ TE C- OLB B  H D- HT C  KOS D-
YearTypeQBRBWRTECGTDTDELBCBSKPST
2026Game       1.40.83.1     
2027Game       0.83.261.5     
2028Game       0.51.3113.8     
2029Game        0.7401.3     
2030Game       0.62.8519.6     
2031Game       0.6 532.8     
2032Game       1.30.1133.0     
2033Game       3.611.825.3     
2034Game       0.23.012.2     
2035Game       0.61.247.2     
Numbers in this table represent the number of minutes played at each position. ST represents special teams positions other than K or P.

Career Transactions
DateTransaction
02-28-2038Stoney Curtis has retired from football.
08-24-2036The Edmonton Frostbite have waived Stoney Curtis.
08-04-2036The Edmonton Frostbite have moved Patrick Smith, Bob Nunn, Ben Walters, Tom Diettrich, Wali Schwantz, Tom Craddock, Ken Tuiasosopo, Bosh Perkins, and Brian Tuten to the active roster. The Edmonton Frostbite have moved Honkey Dory, Mike Wilging, Art Major, Velman Swee, Curly Fries, Boy Sherman, Stoney Curtis, Lezgo Branden, and Napoleon Dynamite to the inactive roster.
08-20-2035The Edmonton Frostbite have moved Willie Putzier, Dash Riprock, Boy Sherman, Stoney Curtis, Lezgo Branden, Bill Noll, Napoleon Dynamite, and Duke Nukem to the active roster. The Edmonton Frostbite have moved John Makovicka, Dave Maryland, Ben Walters, Ken Tuiasosopo, Chuck U. Farley, and Brian Tuten to the inactive roster.
04-29-2035The Edmonton Frostbite have moved Willie Putzier, Palmer Nedney, Chuck DeBunny, Stoney Curtis, Napoleon Dynamite, and Joe Cooke to the inactive roster.
12-11-2034The Edmonton Frostbite have moved Palmer Nedney, Stoney Curtis, T.R. Jenison, and Joe Cooke to the active roster. The Edmonton Frostbite have moved Alex Conn, John Makovicka, Hodges Kelley, and Boy Sherman to the inactive roster.
10-22-2034The Edmonton Frostbite have placed Stoney Curtis on the trade block.
10-22-2034The Edmonton Frostbite have moved Dixie Davis and Fritz Freeney to the active roster. The Edmonton Frostbite have moved Stoney Curtis and Brad Rodgers to the inactive roster.
09-03-2034The Edmonton Frostbite have moved Mike Wilging, Yukon Cornelius, Whoopsie Goldberg, Stoney Curtis, and Napoleon Dynamite to the active roster. The Edmonton Frostbite have moved Greg French, Bob Ford, Hodges Kelley, Bill Reed, and Herkie Braman to the inactive roster.
08-07-2034The Edmonton Frostbite have moved John Makovicka, Don Anthony, Hodges Kelley, and Herkie Braman to the active roster. The Edmonton Frostbite have moved Chuck Afitt, Stoney Curtis, Lawrence Welk, and Napoleon Dynamite to the inactive roster.
09-04-2033The Edmonton Frostbite have moved Upton Wazoo, Bubba O'Reilly, Stoney Curtis, and Trick Dickle to the active roster. The Edmonton Frostbite have moved Brad Rodgers and Tim Turner to the inactive roster.
08-08-2033The Edmonton Frostbite have moved Chuck Afitt, Pee Wee Hyman, Dave Roth, Curtis Barrington, Wes Voight, Chris Moss, Brian Sartin, and Irv Campbell to the active roster. The Edmonton Frostbite have moved Jumbo Johnson, Stoney Curtis, Upton Wazoo, Saxon Bradley, Bubba O'Reilly, Taco Grande, Trick Dickle, and Joe Cooke to the inactive roster.
12-23-2029Stoney Curtis of the Edmonton Frostbite is injured with a quadricep contusion and is expected to be out for approximately 5 days.
11-25-2029The Edmonton Frostbite have moved Stoney Curtis to the active roster. The Edmonton Frostbite have moved Joe Cooke to the inactive roster.
11-19-2029The Edmonton Frostbite have moved Stoney Curtis to the inactive roster.
11-18-2029Stoney Curtis of the Edmonton Frostbite is injured with a knee contusion and is expected to be out for approximately 8 days.
09-27-2027The Edmonton Frostbite have changed Patri Larson's name to Stoney Curtis.
09-27-2027The Edmonton Frostbite have changed Patrick Larson's name to Patri Larson.
09-27-2026The Edmonton Frostbite have moved Patrick Larson to the active roster.
09-27-2026The Edmonton Frostbite have acquired Patrick Larson from the waiver wire.
09-13-2026The Pittsburgh Polecats have automatically waived Patrick Larson to comply with the 53-man roster limit.