Curly Lambeau Football League
09-15-2069
#40|Joe Palooka Safety
Retired (2045, Age 33)
BIOGRAPHICAL DATA
Total Rating B-  Help Conditioning 95%
Status Retired (2045) Potential D-
Age 56 Born 12-28-2012 in Greenfield, MA
Drafted Round 3, Pick 36 (2035) Experience 4 Years (95 Wks)
College North Carolina University, 2035 Salary 620 ($41.326M/2069 $)
OFFENSE DEFENSE SPEC TEAMS
Throw Power D  Catching D- Pass Cover C+ Kick Power D-
Throw Acc C  Pass Blocking D- Run Cover B+ Kick Acc C 
Carrying C- Run Blocking D- Tackling B- Kick Return D+
        Pursuit A-    
PHYSICAL MENTAL DEXTERITY
Speed B- Stamina B  Execution B- Agility B 
Strength C+ Health D  Aggressiveness B+ Hands C-
Jumping C+     Attitude B  Break Tackle C-
ROLES
QB D+ C D  DT C+ SS B  K D- GUN C+
WR C- G D+ DE C+ FS B- P D- KR C-
HB/TB C- T C- ILB C+ CB C  LS D  KRB D+
FB D+ TE D+ OLB C+ H D  HT D+ KOS D-
Year Team G GS TKL SOLO AST SACK SAF STF DEF BRK INT INTY AVG LNG TD FF
2037 EDM 2 0 0 0 0 0.0 0 0.0 0 0 0 0 -- 0 0 0
2039 EDM 13 0 0 0 0 0.0 0 0.0 1 1 0 0 -- 0 0 0
2040 EDM 13 4 0 0 0 0.0 0 0.0 2 1 1 8 8.0 8 0 0
2041 EDM 12 6 0 0 0 4.0 0 0.0 1 1 0 0 -- 0 0 1
Total   40 10 0 0 0 4.0 0 0.0 4 3 1 8 8.0 8 0 1

Career Transactions
DateTransaction
02-28-2046Joe Palooka has retired from football.
10-26-2042The Providence Punch-Drunk have automatically waived Joe Palooka to comply with the 53-man roster limit.
10-12-2042The Providence Punch-Drunk have acquired Joe Palooka from the waiver wire.
09-14-2042The Providence Punch-Drunk have automatically waived Joe Palooka to comply with the 53-man roster limit.
09-08-2042The Providence Punch-Drunk have acquired Joe Palooka from the waiver wire.
08-31-2042The Edmonton Frostbite have moved Felicity Shagwell to the active roster.
08-31-2042The Edmonton Frostbite have waived Joe Palooka.
08-31-2042The Edmonton Frostbite have moved Pervis Manchild, Graham Reaper, David Lee Wrath, Johnny Dangerously, and Steve Kelsay to the active roster. The Edmonton Frostbite have moved Jim Monaco, David Pollard, Kevin Davis, Ed Hasselbeck, Joe Palooka, and Michael Feagin to the inactive roster.
05-01-2039The Edmonton Frostbite have moved Joe Palooka, Aeneas Anderson, Michael Lee, Tim Wilhelm, Havanah Conniption, Jose McMullen, Ben Walters, Lomas Porter, Tom Presley, Isaac Dean, and Del Ivery to the active roster. The Edmonton Frostbite have moved Ben Thardunthat, Curly Frye, Sam Dynasty, Zipp Sizzler, David Lee Wrath, Earl Perreault, Dash Riprock, Chuck U. Farley, Adam Smasher, Blackie Lawless, and Fritz Frackus to the inactive roster.
09-27-2038The Edmonton Frostbite have moved Havanah Conniption to the active roster. The Edmonton Frostbite have moved Joe Palooka to the inactive roster.
08-29-2038The Edmonton Frostbite have moved Joe Palooka to the active roster.
08-29-2038The Edmonton Frostbite have moved Curly Frye, Zipp Sizzler, Dash Riprock, Adam Smasher, Blackie Lawless, Del Ivery, and W.D. Forte to the active roster. The Edmonton Frostbite have moved Coco Moe, Joe Palooka, Cookie Crumbles, Jose McMullen, Manny Moenjak, Ben Walters, and Lomas Porter to the inactive roster.
11-16-2037The Edmonton Frostbite have moved Joe Palooka to the active roster. The Edmonton Frostbite have moved Peter Packer to the inactive roster.
09-07-2037The Edmonton Frostbite have moved Duke Nukem to the active roster. The Edmonton Frostbite have moved Joe Palooka to the inactive roster.
12-29-2036The Edmonton Frostbite have moved Joe Palooka to the active roster. The Edmonton Frostbite have moved Curly Fries to the inactive roster.
11-24-2036The Edmonton Frostbite have moved Peter Packer to the active roster. The Edmonton Frostbite have moved Joe Palooka to the inactive roster.
11-24-2036The Edmonton Frostbite have moved Joe Palooka to the active roster. The Edmonton Frostbite have moved Peter Packer to the inactive roster.
09-01-2036The Edmonton Frostbite have moved Patrick Smith to the active roster. The Edmonton Frostbite have moved Joe Palooka to the inactive roster.
09-01-2036The Edmonton Frostbite have changed Bosh Perkins's name to Joe Palooka.
08-04-2036The Edmonton Frostbite have moved Patrick Smith, Bob Nunn, Ben Walters, Tom Diettrich, Wali Schwantz, Tom Craddock, Ken Tuiasosopo, Bosh Perkins, and Brian Tuten to the active roster. The Edmonton Frostbite have moved Honkey Dory, Mike Wilging, Art Major, Velman Swee, Curly Fries, Boy Sherman, Stoney Curtis, Lezgo Branden, and Napoleon Dynamite to the inactive roster.
09-10-2035The Edmonton Frostbite have acquired Bosh Perkins from the waiver wire.
09-03-2035The St. Louis Cardinals have waived Bosh Perkins.