Curly Lambeau Football League
09-03-2068
#98|Whonew Kazoo Linebacker
Retired (2037, Age 34)
BIOGRAPHICAL DATA
Total Rating B-  Help Conditioning 95%
Status Retired (2037) Potential C+
Age 64 Born 11-20-2003 in Birmingham, AL
Drafted Round 2, Pick 27 (2026) Experience 11 Years (215 Wks)
College Oregon University, 2026 Salary 845 ($52.516M/2068 $)
OFFENSE DEFENSE SPEC TEAMS
Throw Power C- Catching Pass Cover Kick Power D-
Throw Acc Pass Blocking Run Cover C+ Kick Acc
Carrying C+ Run Blocking Tackling B- Kick Return D-
        Pursuit B-    
PHYSICAL MENTAL DEXTERITY
Speed B- Stamina D+ Execution C+ Agility B-
Strength Health Aggressiveness B- Hands
Jumping     Attitude B- Break Tackle
ROLES
QB D+ C DT C+ SS C+ K GUN C+
WR C- G C- DE C+ FS C+ P KR C-
HB/TB C- T C- ILB B- CB C+ LS KRB C-
FB C- TE D+ OLB B- H HT KOS D-
Year Team G GS TKL SOLO AST SACK SAF STF DEF BRK INT INTY AVG LNG TD FF
2026 EDM 4 0 0 0 0 0.0 0 0.0 0 0 0 0 -- 0 0 0
2027 EDM 4 0 0 0 0 0.0 0 0.0 1 0 1 10 10.0 10 0 0
2028 EDM 4 4 0 0 0 0.0 0 0.0 1 0 1 9 9.0 9 0 0
2029 EDM 4 4 0 0 0 0.0 0 0.0 1 0 1 18 18.0 18 0 0
2030 EDM 4 4 0 0 0 0.0 0 0.0 0 0 0 0 -- 0 0 0
2031 EDM 4 4 0 0 0 0.0 0 0.0 1 0 1 8 8.0 8 0 0
2032 EDM 4 4 0 0 0 0.0 0 0.0 0 0 0 0 -- 0 0 0
2034 EDM 4 0 0 0 0 0.0 0 0.0 0 0 0 0 -- 0 0 0
2035 PRO 4 0 0 0 0 0.0 0 0.0 0 0 0 0 -- 0 0 0
2036 PRO 4 0 0 0 0 2.0 0 0.0 0 0 0 0 -- 0 0 0
Total   40 20 0 0 0 2.0 0 0.0 4 0 4 45 11.2 18 0 0

Career Transactions
DateTransaction
02-28-2038Whonew Kazoo has retired from football.
05-03-2037The Providence Punch-Drunk have moved Hollow Point to the active roster.
05-03-2037The Providence Punch-Drunk have waived Whonew Kazoo.
01-04-2037The Providence Punch-Drunk have acquired Whonew Kazoo from the waiver wire; however, as he was traded or waived after the deadline and has not spent a full week on the wire, he will not be eligible for the postseason.
01-04-2037The Providence Punch-Drunk have automatically waived Whonew Kazoo to comply with the 53-man roster limit.
12-29-2036The Providence Punch-Drunk have moved Ron Williams to the active roster. The Providence Punch-Drunk have moved Whonew Kazoo to the inactive roster.
11-10-2036The Providence Punch-Drunk have moved Whonew Kazoo to the active roster. The Providence Punch-Drunk have moved Scrum Half to the inactive roster.
10-27-2036The Providence Punch-Drunk have moved Saw Bones to the active roster. The Providence Punch-Drunk have moved Whonew Kazoo to the inactive roster.
04-27-2036The Providence Punch-Drunk have moved Kane Sugar and Whonew Kazoo to the active roster. The Providence Punch-Drunk have moved TyNee Dancer and Jo Moma to the inactive roster.
01-20-2036The Providence Punch-Drunk have moved Jason Shaw to the active roster. The Providence Punch-Drunk have moved Whonew Kazoo to the inactive roster.
12-24-2035The Providence Punch-Drunk have moved Whonew Kazoo to the active roster. The Providence Punch-Drunk have moved Lee Giugliano to the inactive roster.
12-24-2035The Providence Punch-Drunk have moved Green Acres to the active roster. The Providence Punch-Drunk have moved Whonew Kazoo to the inactive roster.
12-17-2035The Providence Punch-Drunk have moved Whonew Kazoo to the active roster. The Providence Punch-Drunk have moved Tom Brady to the inactive roster.
11-12-2035The Providence Punch-Drunk have moved Otter BeGood and Saw Bones to the active roster. The Providence Punch-Drunk have moved Scrum Half and Whonew Kazoo to the inactive roster.
10-28-2035The Providence Punch-Drunk have moved Whonew Kazoo to the active roster.
10-28-2035The Providence Punch-Drunk have moved JJ Canasta, Tom Brady, TyNee Dancer, and Scrum Half to the active roster. The Providence Punch-Drunk have moved Otter BeGood, Tummy Tuck, Saw Bones, and Whonew Kazoo to the inactive roster.
10-08-2035The Providence Punch-Drunk have moved Whonew Kazoo to the active roster. The Providence Punch-Drunk have moved Omer Ottom to the inactive roster.
10-08-2035The Providence Punch-Drunk have moved Mike Twilley to the active roster. The Providence Punch-Drunk have moved Whonew Kazoo to the inactive roster.
10-01-2035The Providence Punch-Drunk have moved Whonew Kazoo to the active roster. The Providence Punch-Drunk have moved Red Bull to the inactive roster.
09-23-2035The Providence Punch-Drunk have moved Scrum Half to the active roster. The Providence Punch-Drunk have moved Whonew Kazoo to the inactive roster.
09-10-2035The Providence Punch-Drunk have changed Trick Dickle's name to Whonew Kazoo.
09-10-2035The Providence Punch-Drunk have moved Trick Dickle to the active roster.
09-10-2035The Providence Punch-Drunk have moved Lee Giugliano to the active roster. The Providence Punch-Drunk have moved Trick Dickle to the inactive roster.
10-22-2034The Providence Punch-Drunk have moved Trick Dickle to the active roster. The Providence Punch-Drunk have moved Red Bull to the inactive roster.
10-22-2034Trade #93487 has been completed between the Providence Punch-Drunk and the Edmonton Frostbite. The Edmonton Frostbite receive Draft Pick - 2035 Round 3 (PRO) from the Providence Punch-Drunk in exchange for Trick Dickle (LB).
10-22-2034The Edmonton Frostbite have placed Trick Dickle on the trade block.
10-22-2034The Edmonton Frostbite have moved Carmen Miranda, Honkey Dory, John Makovicka, Bob Ford, Hodges Kelley, Roy Wingo, and Chuck U. Farley to the active roster. The Edmonton Frostbite have moved Palmer Nedney, Yukon Cornelius, Joe Cooke, Trick Dickle, James Benkert, and Homer Fogbottom to the inactive roster.
09-04-2033The Edmonton Frostbite have moved Upton Wazoo, Bubba O'Reilly, Stoney Curtis, and Trick Dickle to the active roster. The Edmonton Frostbite have moved Brad Rodgers and Tim Turner to the inactive roster.
08-08-2033The Edmonton Frostbite have moved Chuck Afitt, Pee Wee Hyman, Dave Roth, Curtis Barrington, Wes Voight, Chris Moss, Brian Sartin, and Irv Campbell to the active roster. The Edmonton Frostbite have moved Jumbo Johnson, Stoney Curtis, Upton Wazoo, Saxon Bradley, Bubba O'Reilly, Taco Grande, Trick Dickle, and Joe Cooke to the inactive roster.
09-28-2031Trick Dickle of the Edmonton Frostbite is injured with a leg contusion and is expected to be out for approximately 3 days.
12-27-2027The Edmonton Frostbite have moved Damien Walls, Brazillian Waxler, Yukon Cornelius, Pinky Tuscadero, Knucklehead Fred, Trick Dickle, James Benkert, and Eaton Crowe to the active roster. The Edmonton Frostbite have moved Tomale Pasquale, Steve Christensen, Eddie Harris, Curtis Nelson, Leshun Turner, Josh Evers, Chuck Himes, and Mike Wilging to the inactive roster.
12-06-2027The Edmonton Frostbite have moved Mike Wilging to the active roster. The Edmonton Frostbite have moved Trick Dickle to the inactive roster.
12-05-2027Trick Dickle of the Edmonton Frostbite is injured with an ankle ligament sprain and is expected to be out for approximately 19 days.
09-07-2026The Edmonton Frostbite have changed Marvin Weller's name to Trick Dickle.
08-10-2026The Edmonton Frostbite have moved Rayna Rice, Upton Wazoo, Bob Haddix, Marvin Weller, Dee Flatt, and Mel Hampton to the active roster. The Edmonton Frostbite have moved Adrian Frerotte, Pete Owens, O.Z. Osborne, Professor Toru Tanaka, Dark Helmet, and Burnell Bird to the inactive roster.