Curly Lambeau Football League
01-03-2033
#74|Upton Wazoo Defensive End
Edmonton Frostbite
BIOGRAPHICAL DATA
Total Rating A-  Help Conditioning 100%
Status Active Potential
Age 31 Born 11-26-2001 in Jasper, TX
Drafted Round 2, Pick 29 (2025) Experience 6 Years (144 Wks)
College Portland University, 2025 Salary 2264 ($11.324M/2032 $)
OFFENSE DEFENSE SPEC TEAMS
Throw Power D+ Catching B- Pass Cover Kick Power
Throw Acc Pass Blocking D- Run Cover Kick Acc
Carrying Run Blocking Tackling B+ Kick Return D-
        Pursuit C+    
PHYSICAL MENTAL DEXTERITY
Speed B- Stamina Execution B+ Agility
Strength B+ Health Aggressiveness B- Hands
Jumping     Attitude C+ Break Tackle
ROLES
QB D+ C D+ DT SS B- K GUN B-
WR C+ G DE A- FS C+ P D- KR C-
HB/TB T C+ ILB CB B- LS KRB
FB TE OLB H D+ HT B- KOS D-
Year Team G GS TKL SOLO AST SACK SAF STF DEF BRK INT INTY AVG LNG TD FF
2025 EDM 3 0 0 0 0 0.0 0 0.0 0 0 0 0 -- 0 0 0
2026 EDM 16 12 0 0 0 7.0 0 0.0 0 0 0 0 -- 0 0 2
2027 EDM 14 14 0 0 0 12.0 0 0.0 0 0 0 0 -- 0 0 2
2028 EDM 16 16 0 0 0 11.0 0 0.0 0 0 0 0 -- 0 0 1
2029 EDM 16 16 0 0 0 6.0 0 0.0 1 0 1 4 4.0 4 0 2
2030 EDM 16 16 0 0 0 5.0 0 0.0 1 0 1 0 0.0 0 0 0
2031 EDM 16 16 0 0 0 9.0 0 0.0 0 0 0 0 -- 0 0 3
2032 EDM 9 9 0 0 0 3.0 0 0.0 0 0 0 0 -- 0 0 0
Total   106 99 0 0 0 53.0 0 0.0 2 0 2 4 2.0 4 0 10

Career Transactions
DateTransaction
12-27-2032The Edmonton Frostbite have moved Upton Wazoo to the active roster. The Edmonton Frostbite have moved Irv Campbell to the inactive roster.
11-08-2032The Edmonton Frostbite have moved Irv Campbell to the active roster. The Edmonton Frostbite have moved Upton Wazoo to the inactive roster.
11-07-2032Upton Wazoo of the Edmonton Frostbite is injured with a hand fracture and is expected to be out for approximately 46 days.
12-20-2027The Edmonton Frostbite have placed Upton Wazoo on the Injured Reserve list for the remainder of the season.
12-19-2027Upton Wazoo of the Edmonton Frostbite is injured with an ankle ligament sprain and is expected to be out for approximately 22 days.
08-10-2026The Edmonton Frostbite have moved Rayna Rice, Upton Wazoo, Bob Haddix, Marvin Weller, Dee Flatt, and Mel Hampton to the active roster. The Edmonton Frostbite have moved Adrian Frerotte, Pete Owens, O.Z. Osborne, Professor Toru Tanaka, Dark Helmet, and Burnell Bird to the inactive roster.
10-13-2025The Edmonton Frostbite have moved Dextor Perplextor and Furious George to the active roster. The Edmonton Frostbite have moved Upton Wazoo and Pat Tommerson to the inactive roster.
09-28-2025The Edmonton Frostbite have moved Upton Wazoo to the active roster. The Edmonton Frostbite have moved Furious George to the inactive roster.
09-15-2025The Edmonton Frostbite have moved L'Vernon Surly to the active roster. The Edmonton Frostbite have moved Upton Wazoo to the inactive roster.
09-08-2025The Edmonton Frostbite have changed Charley Bartholomew's name to Upton Wazoo.
09-08-2025The Edmonton Frostbite have moved Charley Bartholomew to the active roster. The Edmonton Frostbite have moved L'Vernon Surly to the inactive roster.
09-01-2025The Edmonton Frostbite have moved Punky Brewster and Pete Owens to the active roster. The Edmonton Frostbite have moved Charley Bartholomew and Major Lee Pistov to the inactive roster.
08-04-2025The Edmonton Frostbite have moved Charley Bartholomew, Russell Williams, and Dennis Stone to the active roster. The Edmonton Frostbite have moved Charles May, Vaughn Domnanovich, and Walter Gerardi to the inactive roster.