Franco Harris Football League
01-05-2122
#40|Harry Cojones Running Back
Retired (2024, Age 33)
BIOGRAPHICAL DATA
Total Rating C   Help Conditioning 95%
Status Deceased (04-18-2062) Potential C-
Age at Death 70 Born 08-14-1991 in Henderson, NC
Drafted Round 4, Pick 124 (2013) Experience 10 Years (187 Wks)
College State University of Alabama, 2013 Salary 845 ($2144.64M/2121 $)
OFFENSE DEFENSE SPEC TEAMS
Throw Power C  Catching C+ Pass Cover D- Kick Power D 
Throw Acc D  Pass Blocking B  Run Cover D- Kick Acc F 
Carrying B- Run Blocking B  Tackling D- Kick Return F 
        Pursuit C     
PHYSICAL MENTAL DEXTERITY
Speed D+ Stamina C+ Execution B  Agility B-
Strength B+ Health C  Aggressiveness D- Hands C+
Jumping B-     Attitude A+ Break Tackle C 
ROLES
QB C- C C  DT C- SS D+ K F  GUN C-
WR C  G B- DE C- FS D+ P D- KR C-
HB/TB C  T B- ILB C- CB D+ LS C- KRB C+
FB B- TE C+ OLB C- H C- HT B- KOS D-
Year Team G GS ATT ATT/G YDS AVG YDS/G STUF SYDS FUM LOST TD 1ST 1ST% LNG
2013 PHI 16 16 38 2.4 238 6.3 14.9 1 -2 1 0 3 7 18.4 80
2014 PHI 16 16 44 2.8 203 4.6 12.7 0 0 1 0 3 13 29.5 22
2015 PHI 16 16 47 2.9 172 3.7 10.8 3 -6 1 0 1 6 12.8 13
2016 PHI 16 16 42 2.6 150 3.6 9.4 3 -5 0 0 3 8 19.0 15
2017 PHI 16 16 15 0.9 50 3.3 3.1 0 0 1 0 1 2 13.3 11
2018 PHI 16 16 22 1.4 145 6.6 9.1 0 0 1 1 0 7 31.8 28
2019 PHI 16 16 35 2.2 133 3.8 8.3 0 0 0 0 0 10 28.6 14
2020 PHI 16 16 44 2.8 116 2.6 7.2 2 -5 0 0 2 4 9.1 9
2021 LAN 10 10 10 1.0 31 3.1 3.1 0 0 0 0 1 2 20.0 14
2022 LAN 6 0 3 0.5 2 0.7 0.3 0 0 0 0 0 0 0.0 2
Total   144 138 300 2.1 1240 4.1 8.6 9 -18 5 1 14 59 19.7 80

Career Transactions
DateTransaction
02-28-2025Harry Cojones has retired from football.
09-03-2023The Los Angeles Marauders have waived Harry Cojones.
09-03-2023The Los Angeles Marauders have moved Mark Zimny, Elmer Bonner, Shmorty Texas, Steve Clayton, Ralph McDowell, Mil Robinson, Nolan Bennett, Bill Douglass, and Speedy Genkai to the active roster. The Los Angeles Marauders have moved Rich Holloway, Andre Ambrose, Harry Cojones, Bob Cole, William McCoy, Bob Kinney, Pat Strzelczyk, and David Howard to the inactive roster.
11-20-2022The Los Angeles Marauders have moved Walt Webster and Harry Cojones to the active roster. The Los Angeles Marauders have moved Gene Poole and Terrence Houghton to the inactive roster.
12-13-2021The Los Angeles Marauders have moved Leroy Rosato to the active roster. The Los Angeles Marauders have moved Harry Cojones to the inactive roster.
12-12-2021Harry Cojones of the Los Angeles Marauders is injured with a hamstring strain and is expected to be out for approximately 22 days.
09-27-2021The Los Angeles Marauders have moved Nate Castille and Harry Cojones to the active roster. The Los Angeles Marauders have moved Joey Asher and James "Quick" Parker to the inactive roster.
09-27-2021The Los Angeles Marauders have acquired Harry Cojones from the waiver wire.
09-20-2021The Philadelphia Federalists have waived Harry Cojones.
08-29-2021The Philadelphia Federalists have placed Harry Cojones on the trade block.
08-15-2021The Philadelphia Federalists have moved I.P. Daley, Maury Taylor, Ed Jones, Ed Trowbridge, Todd Geile, Darrell Woods, Al Hollas, Jack Gault, and Ralph Hire to the active roster. The Philadelphia Federalists have moved Bobo T. Gorilla, Harry Cojones, Art Major, Squeeky Wheeler, Crampus Crunchnik, Jim Moreno, Ed Wzydfzxkjski Jr, Otis Spunkmeyer, and Pat Hill to the inactive roster.
08-31-2020The Philadelphia Federalists have moved Harry Cojones, Randy Lovemonkey, Otis Spunkmeyer, and Moose Munch to the active roster. The Philadelphia Federalists have moved Marc Turner, Ed Trowbridge, Jim Moreno, and Mike Palelei to the inactive roster.
08-30-2020The Philadelphia Federalists have automatically moved Harry Cojones to the inactive roster.
11-03-2019Harry Cojones of the Philadelphia Federalists is injured with a mild concussion and is expected to be out for approximately 4 days.
12-30-2018Harry Cojones of the Philadelphia Federalists is injured with a mild concussion and is expected to be out for approximately 7 days.
08-22-2016The Philadelphia Federalists have moved Harry Cojones to the active roster. The Philadelphia Federalists have moved Otis Spunkmeyer and Superfluous Jones to the inactive roster.
08-14-2016The Philadelphia Federalists have automatically moved Harry Cojones to the inactive roster.
09-08-2013Harry Cojones of the Philadelphia Federalists is injured with a mild concussion and is expected to be out for approximately 3 days.
08-11-2013The Philadelphia Federalists have changed Bob Williams's name to Harry Cojones.
08-05-2013The Philadelphia Federalists have moved Bob Williams to the active roster. The Philadelphia Federalists have moved Bjorn Free, Billy Joe Oxsnort, Kris Krinkle, A.C. Deacy, Lurch Anderson, Rex Wrecker, and Dyke Van Dick to the inactive roster.