Franco Harris Football League
09-22-2110
#62|Randy Lovemonkey Tackle
Retired (2030, Age 35)
BIOGRAPHICAL DATA
Total Rating B-  Help Conditioning 95%
Status Deceased (03-24-2068) Potential C-
Age at Death 72 Born 06-17-1995 in St. Clairsville, OH
Drafted Round 3, Pick 83 (2016) Experience 14 Years (279 Wks)
College University of Seattle, 2017 Salary 845 ($993.079M/2110 $)
OFFENSE DEFENSE SPEC TEAMS
Throw Power F  Catching D+ Pass Cover C  Kick Power D 
Throw Acc D  Pass Blocking A- Run Cover C+ Kick Acc F 
Carrying C- Run Blocking C+ Tackling C- Kick Return D 
        Pursuit B+    
PHYSICAL MENTAL DEXTERITY
Speed C  Stamina B- Execution C+ Agility B-
Strength B+ Health D+ Aggressiveness D  Hands D-
Jumping C+     Attitude C- Break Tackle D 
ROLES
QB D  C C  DT C  SS C  K F  GUN C 
WR D+ G B- DE C- FS C  P F  KR D+
HB/TB D+ T B- ILB C  CB C  LS C- KRB C-
FB C  TE C  OLB C  H D- HT D+ KOS F 
Year Team ACT G GS COND INJ PEN PYDS TIME
2016 NO 16 10 0 92% 0 2 15 105:37
2017 PHI 15 14 11 90% 1 5 34 291:16
2018 PHI 16 16 16 92% 0 10 60 482:36
2019 PHI 14 14 14 92% 0 4 30 409:46
2020 PHI 16 16 16 89% 0 5 35 441:21
2021 PHI 16 16 16 91% 0 6 41 463:41
2022 PHI 14 13 13 92% 1 3 15 350:11
2023 PHI 16 16 16 90% 0 5 25 468:16
2024 PHI 16 16 16 98% 0 4 25 447:44
2025 PHI 16 16 16 97% 0 4 25 451:49
2026 PHI 16 16 0 98% 0 1 5 195:13
2027 PHI 16 16 0 98% 0 1 5 157:20
2028 PHI 16 16 0 99% 0 2 15 183:46
2029 PHI 12 7 0 99% 0 2 15 51:40
Total   215 202 134 94% 2 54 345 4500:16

Career Transactions
DateTransaction
02-28-2031Randy Lovemonkey has retired from football.
04-28-2030The Philadelphia Federalists have waived Randy Lovemonkey.
10-28-2029The Philadelphia Federalists have moved Randy Lovemonkey to the active roster. The Philadelphia Federalists have moved Brad Arnold to the inactive roster.
10-01-2029The Philadelphia Federalists have moved Lee Grant to the active roster. The Philadelphia Federalists have moved Randy Lovemonkey to the inactive roster.
08-27-2028The Philadelphia Federalists have moved Randy Lovemonkey and Bull Schmit to the active roster. The Philadelphia Federalists have moved Roger Reese, Bob Mackey, and Lax Luther to the inactive roster.
08-07-2028The Philadelphia Federalists have moved Quincy Guy, Roger Reese, Hank Valentine, Chris Kimmel, Frank Dulaney, Nick Tenner, Benny Botkin, Rod Miller, Al Marvaso, Gary Kimmel, Chuck Douglass, Steve Colella, Brandon Johns, and Mosi Karstens to the active roster. The Philadelphia Federalists have moved Dicky Wickett, Calvin Hobbs, Chick Kaboom, Phil Griffin, Terry Beckman, Randy Lovemonkey, Horatio Hornswaggler, Bull Schmit, Todd Chamblee, Hammond Eggs, Bruno Testosteroni, Andre Davis, and Don Twedell to the inactive roster.
11-27-2022The Philadelphia Federalists have moved Adam Smasher and Randy Lovemonkey to the active roster. The Philadelphia Federalists have moved Al Hollas and Pat Hill to the inactive roster.
11-14-2022The Philadelphia Federalists have moved Bull Schmit to the active roster. The Philadelphia Federalists have moved Randy Lovemonkey to the inactive roster.
10-30-2022Randy Lovemonkey of the Philadelphia Federalists is injured with a lower back muscle strain and is expected to be out for approximately 25 days.
08-31-2020The Philadelphia Federalists have moved Harry Cojones, Randy Lovemonkey, Otis Spunkmeyer, and Moose Munch to the active roster. The Philadelphia Federalists have moved Marc Turner, Ed Trowbridge, Jim Moreno, and Mike Palelei to the inactive roster.
08-31-2020The Philadelphia Federalists have changed Randy Monkeylove's name to Randy Lovemonkey.
08-10-2020The Philadelphia Federalists have moved Randy Bartlett, Clubber Lange, Marc Turner, Ed Trowbridge, Wolf Blitzer, Chuck Waggon, Junior Stockton, Jim Moreno, and Mike Palelei to the active roster. The Philadelphia Federalists have moved Ben McLaughlin, Ollie Oxenfree, Dobie Wyhonic, Gene Poole, Randy Monkeylove, Keith Holloway, Rock Lobsta, Otis Spunkmeyer, and Moose Munch to the inactive roster.
12-16-2019The Philadelphia Federalists have moved Randy Monkeylove and Steamer Pyle to the active roster. The Philadelphia Federalists have moved Chuck Waggon and Buns Buggy to the inactive roster.
12-02-2019The Philadelphia Federalists have moved Titcus McConnell and Cliff Notes to the active roster. The Philadelphia Federalists have moved Randy Monkeylove and Hammond Eggs to the inactive roster.
12-01-2019Randy Monkeylove of the Philadelphia Federalists is injured with a shoulder muscle strain and is expected to be out for approximately 10 days.
09-17-2018The Philadelphia Federalists have changed Dan Kirby's name to Randy Monkeylove.
11-05-2017Dan Kirby of the Philadelphia Federalists is injured with a hip muscle strain and is expected to be out for approximately 11 days.
10-30-2017The Philadelphia Federalists have moved Dan Kirby to the active roster. The Philadelphia Federalists have moved Sal Manilla to the inactive roster.
10-22-2017The Philadelphia Federalists have moved Bob to the active roster. The Philadelphia Federalists have moved Dan Kirby to the inactive roster.
10-22-2017Dan Kirby of the Philadelphia Federalists is injured with a shoulder muscle strain and is expected to be out for approximately 10 days.
08-28-2017Trade #69009 has been completed between the New Orleans REBELS and the Philadelphia Federalists. The Philadelphia Federalists receive Dan Kirby (T), Draft Pick - 2020 Round 3 (NO) from the New Orleans REBELS in exchange for Knuckles Sammich (DE).
10-23-2016The New Orleans REBELS have placed Dan Kirby on the trade block.
08-08-2016The New Orleans REBELS have moved Dan Kirby, Frank Fletcher, and Hurles St.Clair to the active roster. The New Orleans REBELS have moved Ralph Parker and Luca Krough to the inactive roster.