Franco Harris Football League
09-13-2122
#63|Shmorty Texas Tackle
Retired (2027, Age 36)
BIOGRAPHICAL DATA
Total Rating B-  Help Conditioning 95%
Status Deceased (04-22-2058) Potential A-
Age at Death 66 Born 08-20-1991 in San Antonio, TX
Drafted Round 1, Pick 5 (2012) Experience 16 Years (301 Wks)
College California University Davis, 2013 Salary 845 ($2300.126M/2122 $)
OFFENSE DEFENSE SPEC TEAMS
Throw Power F  Catching F  Pass Cover C  Kick Power D-
Throw Acc D  Pass Blocking B  Run Cover D+ Kick Acc D+
Carrying D+ Run Blocking B  Tackling C+ Kick Return F 
        Pursuit D-    
PHYSICAL MENTAL DEXTERITY
Speed D+ Stamina C  Execution C- Agility B-
Strength B+ Health D+ Aggressiveness C+ Hands C+
Jumping D+     Attitude D  Break Tackle C-
ROLES
QB D  C C  DT C+ SS C- K F  GUN C 
WR D+ G B- DE C  FS D+ P F  KR D 
HB/TB D  T B- ILB C  CB C- LS C- KRB C-
FB C  TE C  OLB C+ H D  HT D+ KOS D-
Year Team ACT G GS COND INJ PEN PYDS TIME
2012 MIN 16 16 16 87% 0 7 50 368:28
2013 MIN 16 16 16 90% 0 9 51 404:01
2014 MIN 16 16 16 89% 0 11 90 386:08
2015 MIN 16 16 16 91% 0 4 28 385:35
2016 MIN 16 16 16 88% 0 5 35 380:08
2017 MIN 16 16 16 87% 0 10 53 381:57
2018 MIN 16 16 16 98% 0 7 45 425:11
2019 MIN 16 15 15 90% 1 9 45 356:52
2020 MIN 16 16 16 96% 0 5 45 418:12
2021 MIN,LAN 16 16 16 97% 0 6 45 468:42
2022 LAN 16 16 16 97% 0 9 70 522:21
2023 LAN 16 16 16 93% 0 10 70 476:27
2024 LAN 10 10 10 97% 0 3 27 313:20
2025 LAN 12 12 12 98% 0 5 33 335:18
2026 LAN 16 15 3 96% 0 0 0 157:22
2027 LAN 10 1 0 99% 0 0 0 02:23
Total   240 229 216 93% 1 100 687 5782:25

Career Transactions
DateTransaction
02-28-2028Shmorty Texas has retired from football.
12-20-2027The Los Angeles Marauders have waived Shmorty Texas.
11-22-2027The Los Angeles Marauders have moved Jerry Harris to the active roster. The Los Angeles Marauders have moved Shmorty Texas to the inactive roster.
12-20-2026Shmorty Texas of the Los Angeles Marauders is injured with a quadricep contusion and is expected to be out for approximately 2 days.
09-06-2026The Los Angeles Marauders have moved James Boldt and Shmorty Texas to the active roster. The Los Angeles Marauders have moved Ralph Farmer and Heinie Koniszewski to the inactive roster.
05-03-2026The Los Angeles Marauders have moved John Townsend and Del Kaplan to the active roster. The Los Angeles Marauders have moved Bill Douglass and Shmorty Texas to the inactive roster.
01-25-2026The Los Angeles Marauders have moved Shmorty Texas to the active roster. The Los Angeles Marauders have moved Jeff Irvin to the inactive roster.
12-29-2025The Los Angeles Marauders have moved Jeff Irvin to the active roster. The Los Angeles Marauders have moved Shmorty Texas to the inactive roster.
12-28-2025Shmorty Texas of the Los Angeles Marauders is injured with a knee derangement and is expected to be out for approximately 23 days.
12-01-2025The Los Angeles Marauders have moved Shmorty Texas to the active roster. The Los Angeles Marauders have moved Clenton Hillary to the inactive roster.
11-02-2025The Los Angeles Marauders have moved Jeff Irvin to the active roster. The Los Angeles Marauders have moved Shmorty Texas to the inactive roster.
11-02-2025Shmorty Texas of the Los Angeles Marauders is injured with a wrist fracture and is expected to be out for approximately 32 days.
09-01-2025The Los Angeles Marauders have moved Ralph McDowell, Bill Douglass, Speedy Genkai, Elmer Bonner, James Boldt, Windlan Naeole, Mil Robinson, Shmorty Texas, Jerry Harris, and Terrence Houghton to the active roster. The Los Angeles Marauders have moved Jeff Irvin, Andre Ambrose, Randy Millard, Clenton Hillary, Walter Harvey, John Nix, Leroy Rosato, Andre Olsen, Dexter Timberlake, and Ernie Smith to the inactive roster.
04-27-2025The Los Angeles Marauders have moved Shmorty Texas to the inactive roster.
11-17-2024The Los Angeles Marauders have placed Shmorty Texas on the Injured Reserve list for the remainder of the season.
11-17-2024Shmorty Texas of the Los Angeles Marauders is injured with a complete ACL tear and is expected to be out for the rest of the season.
09-01-2024The Los Angeles Marauders have moved Elmer Bonner, Shmorty Texas, James Boldt, Ralph McDowell, Mil Robinson, Bill Douglass, and Speedy Genkai to the active roster. The Los Angeles Marauders have moved Gene Poole, Clenton Hillary, and William McCoy to the inactive roster.
08-05-2024The Los Angeles Marauders have moved Bob Martin, Clenton Hillary, Ink Morton, and William McCoy to the active roster. The Los Angeles Marauders have moved Ralph McDowell, Bill Douglass, Speedy Genkai, Elmer Bonner, Mil Robinson, and Shmorty Texas to the inactive roster.
11-19-2023Shmorty Texas of the Los Angeles Marauders is injured with a hip contusion and is expected to be out for approximately 6 days.
09-03-2023The Los Angeles Marauders have moved Mark Zimny, Elmer Bonner, Shmorty Texas, Steve Clayton, Ralph McDowell, Mil Robinson, Nolan Bennett, Bill Douglass, and Speedy Genkai to the active roster. The Los Angeles Marauders have moved Rich Holloway, Andre Ambrose, Harry Cojones, Bob Cole, William McCoy, Bob Kinney, Pat Strzelczyk, and David Howard to the inactive roster.
08-07-2023The Los Angeles Marauders have moved David Howard, William McCoy, Timmy Sherman, Rich Holloway, and Dutch Melka to the active roster. The Los Angeles Marauders have moved Ralph McDowell, Bill Douglass, Speedy Genkai, Elmer Bonner, Mil Robinson, Shmorty Texas, and Steve Clayton to the inactive roster.
11-28-2021Trade #70142 has been completed between the Los Angeles Marauders and the Minnesota Tree Dwellers. The Minnesota Tree Dwellers receive Draft Pick - 2022 Round 2 (LAN) from the Los Angeles Marauders in exchange for Shmorty Texas (T).
12-22-2019Shmorty Texas of the Minnesota Tree Dwellers is injured with a mild concussion and is expected to be out for approximately 9 days.
08-06-2012The Minnesota Tree Dwellers have moved Billy Snakeoil, Biggy Beef, Delmonico Henricus, Richard Speakeasy, and Shmorty Texas to the active roster. The Minnesota Tree Dwellers have moved John "Pitbull" Daweak, Mitchell Marks, Chris Okinakawakana, Mike Moran, Eric Terrible, Billy "Willard" Gunn, and Jeeves Weatherworth IV to the inactive roster.
08-06-2012The Minnesota Tree Dwellers have changed Curtis Stanceil's name to Shmorty Texas.