Curly Lambeau Football League
10-23-2079
#1|Pasta Puscuits Quarterback
Retired (2041, Age 25)
BIOGRAPHICAL DATA
Total Rating B-  Help Conditioning 95%
Status Retired (2041) Potential A 
Age 62 Born 01-17-2017 in San Francisco, CA
Drafted Undrafted
(2039)		 Experience 0 Years (3 Wks)
College North Dakota University, 2039 Salary 310 ($41.607M/2079 $)
OFFENSE DEFENSE SPEC TEAMS
Throw Power B+ Catching D  Pass Cover D  Kick Power D 
Throw Acc B- Pass Blocking D  Run Cover D  Kick Acc C-
Carrying C- Run Blocking D+ Tackling C- Kick Return D-
        Pursuit D-    
PHYSICAL MENTAL DEXTERITY
Speed C+ Stamina B- Execution A+ Agility C+
Strength D  Health B+ Aggressiveness C  Hands B 
Jumping B-     Attitude C+ Break Tackle C 
ROLES
QB B- C D+ DT D+ SS D+ K F  GUN C-
WR C- G D  DE D  FS D+ P D  KR C-
HB/TB C- T D  ILB D+ CB C- LS D+ KRB C-
FB D+ TE D+ OLB D+ H B  HT C+ KOS D-
Year Type ICs Hlth Sta Att Exe ThrP ThrA Crry Ctch PBlk RBlk PCov RCov Tkl Purs KP KA KR Spd Str Jmp Agr Agl Hnd BrkT  Total 
2035 College 41   0/3   0/2 1/6 1/4 0/2           0/2         1/6   0/3   2/6 1/5 1/2 7/41
2036 College 66 1/2 1/4 1/1 0/4 1/11 1/9 2/7           1/2         3/7 0/1 0/3   3/3 3/10 0/2 17/66
2037 College 72 2/2 1/2 0/1 5/14 3/10 0/9 1/4           0/2         3/7 0/1 0/1   3/4 4/13 0/2 22/72
2038 College 72 0/1 2/9 0/1 1/8 4/8 5/15 1/2           1/2         4/8 1/2 1/4   2/4 4/7 0/1 26/72
2039 Position 10   0/1     2/4 1/3 1/1                     1/1             5/10
2039 Drills 21 1/3 2/2 1/1 2/2                 4/6         0/2 2/2 1/1   1/2     14/21
2039 Declines 0                                           -1/0     -1/0
2040 Position 18       0/3 2/5 3/4 2/2                     2/3       0/1     9/18
2040 Drills 23 1/2 0/2 1/2 1/5                 2/3           0/1 0/2     4/6   9/23
2040 Declines 0                                         -1/0       -1/0
2041 Position 11   1/1   0/1 0/1 1/3 0/1                     0/1       0/2   0/1 2/11
2041 Drills 22 1/1 1/1 1/3 0/2                 1/3           0/1 2/4   0/4 0/3   6/22
2041 Declines 0                             -1/0         -1/0         -2/0
Total 6/11 8/25 4/9 9/41 13/45 12/47 7/19           9/20   -1/0     14/35 3/8 3/18 -1/0 10/26 16/44 1/8 113/356

Career Transactions
DateTransaction
08-27-2040The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have waived Pasta Puscuits.
08-27-2040The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Zyklon Bee, Waskly Wabbitt, Downfield Desperado, Bloody Cheek, Kris P. Kritter, Morrell Higene, Skippy Dampner, Max "Rubble" Hubbell, and Gom Jabar to the active roster. The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Hi Yowarski, L. Rancho Rauncho, Dinty Green, Pasta Puscuits, Elmo Matta, Oar Ellis, Passing Lane, and Fuzzy Lojik to the inactive roster.
08-12-2040The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have changed Joe Heitmann's name to Pasta Puscuits.
08-06-2040The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Joe Heitmann to the active roster. The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Passmore U. Affiliate to the inactive roster.
08-06-2040The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have acquired Joe Heitmann from the waiver wire.