Curly Lambeau Football League
09-15-2070
#91|Elsie "WhenImooUddersTrembl" Borden Linebacker
Memphis Mephitic Miasma (2069, Age 30)
BIOGRAPHICAL DATA
Total Rating B+  Help Conditioning 95%
Status Retired (2069) Potential A+
Age 31 Born 04-01-2039 in Paradise Valley, AZ
Drafted Round 4, Pick 61 (2061) Experience 7 Years (156 Wks)
College East Minnesota State University, 2061 Salary 620 ($44.322M/2070 $)
OFFENSE DEFENSE SPEC TEAMS
Throw Power D+ Catching C- Pass Cover C  Kick Power D+
Throw Acc D  Pass Blocking D- Run Cover B  Kick Acc D+
Carrying B+ Run Blocking C  Tackling A+ Kick Return D 
        Pursuit B     
PHYSICAL MENTAL DEXTERITY
Speed B+ Stamina C  Execution C- Agility B 
Strength B+ Health B+ Aggressiveness A  Hands B-
Jumping B      Attitude B- Break Tackle C 
ROLES
QB D+ C D+ DT B  SS B- K F  GUN B-
WR C  G C- DE B  FS C+ P D- KR C 
HB/TB C+ T C  ILB B+ CB B- LS D  KRB C 
FB C+ TE C- OLB B+ H D  HT C  KOS D-
Year Team G GS TKL SOLO AST SACK SAF STF DEF BRK INT INTY AVG LNG TD FF
2061 MEM 5 0 0 0 0 0.0 0 0.0 0 0 0 0 -- 0 0 0
2062 MEM 5 0 0 0 0 0.0 0 0.0 0 0 0 0 -- 0 0 0
2063 MEM 4 1 0 0 0 0.0 0 0.0 0 0 0 0 -- 0 0 0
2064 MEM 2 0 0 0 0 0.0 0 0.0 0 0 0 0 -- 0 0 0
2065 MEM 16 11 0 0 0 1.0 0 0.0 1 0 1 13 13.0 13 0 0
2066 MEM 16 16 0 0 0 0.0 0 0.0 5 1 4 29 7.2 13 0 1
2067 MEM 16 16 0 0 0 0.0 0 0.0 3 2 1 37 37.0 37 0 1
2068 MEM 15 8 0 0 0 1.0 0 0.0 1 1 0 0 -- 0 0 1
2069 MEM 3 1 0 0 0 0.0 0 0.0 0 0 0 0 -- 0 0 0
Total   82 53 0 0 0 2.0 0 0.0 10 4 6 79 13.2 37 0 3

Career Transactions
DateTransaction
02-28-2070Elsie "WhenImooUddersTrembl" Borden has retired from the Memphis Mephitic Miasma.
12-14-2064The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Elsie "WhenImooUddersTrembl" Borden to the active roster. The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Brucer to the inactive roster.
12-09-2063The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have changed Elsie Borden's name to Elsie "WhenImooUddersTrembl" Borden.
10-01-2063The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Pete Hunter to the active roster. The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Elsie Borden to the inactive roster.
11-12-2062Elsie Borden of the Memphis Mephitic Miasma is injured with a patella tendon injury and is expected to be out for approximately 21 days.
08-29-2061The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have changed Bill Borden's name to Elsie Borden.
08-08-2061The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Bill Borden, Clifton Reese, Lou Kazadi, and Folderol Freferol to the active roster. The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Olay Leo, Woodeye Harelip, Donkey McDyk, Tilly Goodman, and Christmas Carroll to the inactive roster.