Curly Lambeau Football League
09-15-2070
#91|Elsie "WhenImooUddersTrembl" Borden Linebacker
Memphis Mephitic Miasma (2069, Age 30)
BIOGRAPHICAL DATA
Total Rating B+  Help Conditioning 95%
Status Retired (2069) Potential A+
Age 31 Born 04-01-2039 in Paradise Valley, AZ
Drafted Round 4, Pick 61 (2061) Experience 7 Years (156 Wks)
College East Minnesota State University, 2061 Salary 620 ($44.322M/2070 $)
OFFENSE DEFENSE SPEC TEAMS
Throw Power D+ Catching C- Pass Cover C  Kick Power D+
Throw Acc D  Pass Blocking D- Run Cover B  Kick Acc D+
Carrying B+ Run Blocking C  Tackling A+ Kick Return D 
        Pursuit B     
PHYSICAL MENTAL DEXTERITY
Speed B+ Stamina C  Execution C- Agility B 
Strength B+ Health B+ Aggressiveness A  Hands B-
Jumping B      Attitude B- Break Tackle C 
ROLES
QB D+ C D+ DT B  SS B- K F  GUN B-
WR C  G C- DE B  FS C+ P D- KR C 
HB/TB C+ T C  ILB B+ CB B- LS D  KRB C 
FB C+ TE C- OLB B+ H D  HT C  KOS D-
Year Type ICs Hlth Sta Att Exe ThrP ThrA Crry Ctch PBlk RBlk PCov RCov Tkl Purs KP KA KR Spd Str Jmp Agr Agl Hnd BrkT  Total 
2057 College 55 1/2 0/2 1/2 1/4             0/8 0/1 1/16         1/3 1/14 0/2   0/1     6/55
2058 College 71 0/1 1/5 0/2 1/6             0/13 0/5 3/18         0/1 1/14     1/4 0/2   7/71
2059 College 72 0/2 1/4 1/2 0/5             2/11 0/5 2/13         0/1 3/16 2/4   0/5 2/4   13/72
2060 College 53   0/1 1/1 0/8             0/4 1/3 4/14           4/14     1/3 2/5   13/53
2061 Position 29       0/2             0/8 0/2 0/7           1/8     0/2     1/29
2061 Drills 21   3/8                     2/4         -1/0 4/9           8/21
2062 Position 23   1/2   0/2             0/3 1/2 1/6           4/8           7/23
2062 Drills 21   1/6                     4/7         -1/0 3/8           7/21
2063 Position 24   0/1   1/2             0/8 0/1 1/5           2/7           4/24
2063 Drills 22   1/10                     1/2           2/10           4/22
2064 Position 11   0/1   0/1             1/2   0/3           0/4           1/11
2064 Drills 22   3/8                     2/8         -2/0 1/6           4/22
2064 Declines 0                                   -1/0             -1/0
2065 Position 52   0/2   1/5             1/9 1/7 0/7           1/17     0/5     4/52
2065 Drills 22   0/7                     1/6         -1/0 0/9           0/22
2065 Declines 0                           -1/0                     -1/0
2066 Position 58   0/5   0/4             0/12 0/9             0/19     0/9     0/58
2066 Drills 23   1/11                               -1/0 0/12           0/23
2066 Declines 0   -1/0                                           -1/0 -2/0
2067 Position 56   0/4   1/4             0/14 0/7             0/24     0/3     1/56
2067 Drills 21   0/11                                 0/10           0/21
2067 Declines 0 -3/0     -1/0       -1/0             -1/0 -1/0   -2/0     -1/0       -10/0
2068 Position 46   0/2   0/4             0/8 0/8             0/19     0/5     0/46
2068 Drills 23   1/11                                 1/12           2/23
2068 Declines 0 -1/0                 -1/0 -1/0 -1/0 -1/0 -1/0       -1/0   -1/0     -2/0   -10/0
2069 Position 25   0/3                 0/4 0/2 0/5           1/7     0/4     1/25
2069 Drills 22   0/4                     1/10         -1/0 1/8           1/22
2069 Declines 0 -6/0 -2/0           -1/0 -1/0 -1/0 -3/0 -2/0 -1/0 -1/0 -1/0 -3/0   -3/0 -1/0 -4/0 -2/0 -1/0 -1/0 -3/0 -37/0
Total -9/5 10/108 3/7 4/47       -2/0 -1/0 -2/0 0/104 0/52 21/131 -3/0 -2/0 -4/0   -13/5 29/255 -3/6 -3/0 1/41 1/11 -4/0 23/772

Career Transactions
DateTransaction
02-28-2070Elsie "WhenImooUddersTrembl" Borden has retired from the Memphis Mephitic Miasma.
12-14-2064The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Elsie "WhenImooUddersTrembl" Borden to the active roster. The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Brucer to the inactive roster.
12-09-2063The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have changed Elsie Borden's name to Elsie "WhenImooUddersTrembl" Borden.
10-01-2063The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Pete Hunter to the active roster. The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Elsie Borden to the inactive roster.
11-12-2062Elsie Borden of the Memphis Mephitic Miasma is injured with a patella tendon injury and is expected to be out for approximately 21 days.
08-29-2061The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have changed Bill Borden's name to Elsie Borden.
08-08-2061The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Bill Borden, Clifton Reese, Lou Kazadi, and Folderol Freferol to the active roster. The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Olay Leo, Woodeye Harelip, Donkey McDyk, Tilly Goodman, and Christmas Carroll to the inactive roster.