Curly Lambeau Football League
01-09-2079
#15|Thing One Wide Receiver
Retired (2070, Age 37)
BIOGRAPHICAL DATA
Total Rating  Help Conditioning 95%
Status Retired (2070) Potential B-
Age 44 Born 02-02-2034 in Trenton, NJ
Drafted Round 1, Pick 13 (2056) Experience 13 Years (267 Wks)
College Oklahoma University, 2056 Salary 845 ($105.747M/2078 $)
OFFENSE DEFENSE SPEC TEAMS
Throw Power C- Catching B+ Pass Cover Kick Power D+
Throw Acc D+ Pass Blocking D- Run Cover D+ Kick Acc D+
Carrying B- Run Blocking C+ Tackling C- Kick Return C-
        Pursuit D-    
PHYSICAL MENTAL DEXTERITY
Speed Stamina Execution B+ Agility A-
Strength Health B- Aggressiveness D+ Hands
Jumping C+     Attitude A+ Break Tackle
ROLES
QB C- C D+ DT D+ SS C- K GUN B-
WR G D+ DE D+ FS P D- KR C+
HB/TB C+ T C- ILB D+ CB C+ LS KRB C+
FB TE C+ OLB C- H C+ HT KOS D-
Year Team G GS TARG REC PCT YDS AVG LNG YAC YACA TD YDS/G 1ST 1ST% DP
2056 EDM 16 15 131 54 41.2 769 14.2 59 338 6.3 3 48.1 37 28.2 4
2057 EDM 16 7 139 69 49.6 878 12.7 46 349 5.1 3 54.9 43 30.9 4
2058 EDM 16 12 124 70 56.5 912 13.0 58 351 5.0 7 57.0 46 37.1 6
2059 EDM 16 12 154 99 64.3 1458 14.7 48 569 5.7 11 91.1 68 44.2 4
2060 EDM 16 16 149 82 55.0 1223 14.9 54 620 7.6 6 76.4 53 35.6 3
2061 EDM 16 16 138 78 56.5 1352 17.3 90 727 9.3 12 84.5 58 42.0 6
2062 EDM 16 16 129 78 60.5 1353 17.3 61 769 9.9 7 84.6 59 45.7 5
2063 EDM 16 16 137 68 49.6 921 13.5 49 386 5.7 7 57.6 45 32.8 4
2064 EDM 16 16 114 61 53.5 1095 18.0 55 466 7.6 10 68.4 44 38.6 4
2065 EDM 16 16 179 118 65.9 1877 15.9 80 905 7.7 18 117.3 80 44.7 7
2066 EDM 16 16 142 93 65.5 1478 15.9 66 708 7.6 11 92.4 63 44.4 5
2067 EDM 16 16 136 76 55.9 1027 13.5 38 418 5.5 8 64.2 48 35.3 4
2068 EDM 5 5 63 31 49.2 364 11.7 28 148 4.8 1 72.8 21 33.3 3
2069 EDM 16 0 90 41 45.6 657 16.0 49 231 5.6 4 41.1 34 37.8 3
Total   213 179 1825 1018 55.8 15364 15.1 90 6985 6.9 108 72.1 699 38.3 62

Career Transactions
DateTransaction
02-28-2071Thing One has retired from football.
08-11-2070The Edmonton Frostbite have moved Dave Harts to the active roster. The Edmonton Frostbite have moved Sam Nave to the inactive roster.
08-11-2070The Edmonton Frostbite have waived Thing One.
08-04-2070The Edmonton Frostbite have moved Ron Johnson, Todd Hawkins, Rudy Clarke, Schnappy Schnarr, Mike Ellis, Keith Sensibaugh, and Ned Sutherland to the active roster. The Edmonton Frostbite have moved Thing One, Sean Canty, Pippy Shortsocks, Kevin Allen, Andre Hayes, Jeff Goss, and Upton Wazoo to the inactive roster.
09-02-2069The Edmonton Frostbite have moved Thing One, Bill Lambert, Pippy Shortsocks, Ron Tannen, Chicken Wing Wang, Max Patkin, W.D. Forte, and Felonious Monk to the active roster. The Edmonton Frostbite have moved Chuck Pine, Clyde Windbiel, Schnappy Schnarr, Dean Hanulak, Mike Ellis, Keith Sensibaugh, Nick Griffing, and Ned Sutherland to the inactive roster.
10-07-2068The Edmonton Frostbite have placed Thing One on the trade block.
10-07-2068The Edmonton Frostbite have moved Keith Sensibaugh, Willie Jackson, Jack Laurinaitis, and Byron Simmons to the active roster. The Edmonton Frostbite have moved Thing One, Upton Wazoo, Skeeter McFly, L'Orange Julius, and Andre Hayes to the inactive roster.
09-03-2068The Edmonton Frostbite have moved Billy Mitchell, L'Orange Julius, Upton Wazoo, and Thing One to the active roster. The Edmonton Frostbite have moved Phillip Leeuwenburg, Harrison Morris, Byron Simmons, and Willie Jackson to the inactive roster.
01-08-2068The Edmonton Frostbite have moved Pug Nascious to the active roster. The Edmonton Frostbite have moved Hal Mankins and Thing One to the inactive roster.
01-01-2068Thing One of the Edmonton Frostbite is injured with a patella tendon injury and is expected to be out for approximately 22 days.
08-28-2067The Edmonton Frostbite have moved Al Philpott, Lemme B. Frank, L'Orange Julius, Felonious Monk, Rolen Thunder, Andre Hayes, Sideshow Bob, Beef Wellington, and Thing One to the active roster. The Edmonton Frostbite have moved Elmer Hale, Loyd Miller, Patrick Ulinski, Ray Bykowski, Gale Spence, Tom Shelley, Jim Hazelton, Mike Gautsch, and Steve Price to the inactive roster.
05-01-2067The Edmonton Frostbite have moved Carl Mullins, Ray Bykowski, Jack Laurinaitis, and Jim Hazelton to the active roster. The Edmonton Frostbite have moved Thing One, Daniel Fowler, L'Orange Julius, and Rolen Thunder to the inactive roster.
08-30-2066The Edmonton Frostbite have moved Daniel Fowler, Rolen Thunder, Kenny Catchitt, L'Orange Julius, and Thing One to the active roster. The Edmonton Frostbite have moved Carl Mullins, Stanley Epstein, Antonio Middlebrook, Mike Barrington, and Andre Hayes to the inactive roster.
05-02-2066The Edmonton Frostbite have moved Carl Mullins, Greg Tandy, Ray Bykowski, Bill Lambert, Stanley Epstein, George Baxter, Russ Kriewald, Gale Spence, Tom Shelley, and Sam Nave to the active roster. The Edmonton Frostbite have moved Felonious Monk, Daniel Fowler, Greight Scott, Rolen Thunder, Lemme B. Frank, Don Ho, David Morris, Sideshow Bob, Beef Wellington, and Thing One to the inactive roster.
09-06-2065The Edmonton Frostbite have moved Beef Wellington, Thing One, Felonious Monk, David Morris, Greight Scott, Lemme B. Frank, Rolen Thunder, and Don Ho to the active roster. The Edmonton Frostbite have moved George Baxter, Carl Mullins, Greg Tandy, Bill Lambert, Tom Shelley, Leon Davis, and Sam Nave to the inactive roster.
08-10-2065The Edmonton Frostbite have moved Barry Degen, Bobby Hudson, Jim Williams, Stan Krahl, and Sam Nave to the active roster. The Edmonton Frostbite have moved Andre Hayes, Thing One, Thron Overboard, David Morris, and Rolen Thunder to the inactive roster.
01-07-2063Thing One of the Edmonton Frostbite is injured with a hip contusion and is expected to be out for approximately 6 days.
08-13-2056The Edmonton Frostbite have changed Frank DiMidio's name to Thing One.
08-07-2056The Edmonton Frostbite have moved Alex Spaniel, Dave Shivers, Martin Pope, Frank DiMidio, Hal Nichelini, Fritzie Franklin, and Eddie Laraway to the active roster. The Edmonton Frostbite have moved Knuckles O'Tool, Ivan Itch, Screamin J. Hawkins, Milton LeMonster, Ollie Oxenfree, and Tom Thumbs to the inactive roster.