Curly Lambeau Football League
01-18-2082
#34|Thing Two Running Back
Retired (2065, Age 32)
BIOGRAPHICAL DATA
Total Rating B-  Help Conditioning 95%
Status Retired (2065) Potential A 
Age 47 Born 02-21-2034 in Chicago, IL
Drafted Round 2, Pick 29 (2056) Experience 9 Years (186 Wks)
College University of Seattle, 2056 Salary 745 ($115.016M/2081 $)
OFFENSE DEFENSE SPEC TEAMS
Throw Power D+ Catching A- Pass Cover D- Kick Power D+
Throw Acc B+ Pass Blocking C  Run Cover C- Kick Acc D-
Carrying B- Run Blocking C- Tackling C  Kick Return C-
        Pursuit D+    
PHYSICAL MENTAL DEXTERITY
Speed B  Stamina C  Execution B- Agility B+
Strength C  Health C+ Aggressiveness F  Hands B-
Jumping B-     Attitude A+ Break Tackle B 
ROLES
QB C+ C C- DT C- SS C- K F  GUN B-
WR B- G C- DE C- FS C- P D- KR C+
HB/TB B- T C- ILB C- CB C  LS D+ KRB C 
FB C+ TE C+ OLB C- H C  HT B  KOS D-
Year Team G GS ATT ATT/G YDS AVG YDS/G STUF SYDS FUM LOST TD 1ST 1ST% LNG
2056 EDM 15 11 155 10.3 558 3.6 37.2 13 -28 3 2 2 20 12.9 63
2057 EDM 12 4 129 10.8 601 4.7 50.1 7 -10 4 1 4 29 22.5 35
2058 EDM 16 2 161 10.1 722 4.5 45.1 2 -2 3 1 2 33 20.5 38
2059 EDM 16 5 184 11.5 824 4.5 51.5 6 -11 0 0 4 34 18.5 59
2060 EDM 16 15 273 17.1 1046 3.8 65.4 12 -29 4 3 5 55 20.1 39
2061 EDM 16 1 110 6.9 519 4.7 32.4 7 -12 2 2 22 27 24.5 65
2062 EDM 16 0 51 3.2 260 5.1 16.2 2 -2 0 0 3 12 23.5 25
2063 EDM 16 0 78 4.9 324 4.2 20.2 2 -5 0 0 10 19 24.4 21
2064 EDM 16 0 38 2.4 88 2.3 5.5 3 -4 1 0 2 3 7.9 9
Total   139 38 1179 8.5 4942 4.2 35.6 54 -103 17 9 54 232 19.7 65

Career Transactions
DateTransaction
02-28-2066Thing Two has retired from football.
09-06-2065The Edmonton Frostbite have waived Thing Two.
08-31-2064The Edmonton Frostbite have moved Thron Overboard, David Morris, L'Orange Julius, Wiley Sumbich, and Thing Two to the active roster. The Edmonton Frostbite have moved Bill Molden, Jerry Lunz, and Andre Hayes to the inactive roster.
04-27-2064The Edmonton Frostbite have moved Bill Molden, Carl Mullins, Herb Leon, and Randy Benjamin to the active roster. The Edmonton Frostbite have moved Thing Two, David Morris, and Willy Wanka to the inactive roster.
08-27-2063The Edmonton Frostbite have moved Thing Two to the active roster.
08-06-2063The Edmonton Frostbite have moved Gary Stegall to the active roster. The Edmonton Frostbite have moved Thing Two, Willy Wanka, and Novo Jordan to the inactive roster.
10-29-2057The Edmonton Frostbite have moved Thing Two and Ivan Itch to the active roster. The Edmonton Frostbite have moved Alex Spaniel and Martin Pope to the inactive roster.
10-01-2057The Edmonton Frostbite have moved Happy Gilmore and Grant Hobby to the active roster. The Edmonton Frostbite have moved Thing Two and Tom Wilson to the inactive roster.
09-30-2057Thing Two of the Edmonton Frostbite is injured with a partial PCL tear and is expected to be out for approximately 34 days.
12-25-2056The Edmonton Frostbite have placed Thing Two on the Injured Reserve list for the remainder of the season.
12-24-2056Thing Two of the Edmonton Frostbite is injured with an ankle ligament sprain and is expected to be out for approximately 24 days.
08-13-2056The Edmonton Frostbite have changed Hal Nichelini's name to Thing Two.
08-07-2056The Edmonton Frostbite have moved Alex Spaniel, Dave Shivers, Martin Pope, Frank DiMidio, Hal Nichelini, Fritzie Franklin, and Eddie Laraway to the active roster. The Edmonton Frostbite have moved Knuckles O'Tool, Ivan Itch, Screamin J. Hawkins, Milton LeMonster, Ollie Oxenfree, and Tom Thumbs to the inactive roster.