Franco Harris Football League
04-30-2113
#91|Post Digestive Thunderclap Linebacker
Retired (2064, Age 33)
BIOGRAPHICAL DATA
Total Rating B-  Help Conditioning 95%
Status Deceased (04-28-2099) Potential A-
Age at Death 67 Born 10-17-2031 in Houston, TX
Drafted Round 2, Pick 55 (2054) Experience 8 Years (160 Wks)
College Tennessee Technical College, 2054 Salary 745 ($1080.128M/2113 $)
OFFENSE DEFENSE SPEC TEAMS
Throw Power D- Catching C+ Pass Cover C- Kick Power D-
Throw Acc Pass Blocking C- Run Cover Kick Acc D-
Carrying Run Blocking C- Tackling B+ Kick Return D-
        Pursuit    
PHYSICAL MENTAL DEXTERITY
Speed Stamina B- Execution Agility B-
Strength A- Health D+ Aggressiveness C+ Hands D+
Jumping C+     Attitude B- Break Tackle D+
ROLES
QB D+ C D+ DT B- SS K GUN C+
WR C- G DE C+ FS P KR C-
HB/TB C- T C- ILB B- CB LS D+ KRB C-
FB C- TE C- OLB B- H D- HT KOS
Year Team G GS TKL SOLO AST SACK SAF STF DEF BRK INT INTY AVG LNG TD FF
2054 OMA 16 16 0 0 0 4.0 0 0.0 0 0 0 0 -- 0 0 1
2055 OMA 16 16 0 0 0 6.0 0 0.0 0 0 0 0 -- 0 0 1
2056 OMA 13 13 0 0 0 3.0 0 0.0 0 0 0 0 -- 0 0 0
2057 OMA 16 16 0 0 0 4.0 0 0.0 2 1 1 29 29.0 29 1 0
2058 OMA 16 16 0 0 0 3.0 0 0.0 3 1 2 26 13.0 22 0 0
2059 OMA 15 15 0 0 0 2.0 0 0.0 0 0 0 0 -- 0 0 3
2060 OMA 16 16 0 0 0 5.0 0 0.0 0 0 0 0 -- 0 0 2
2061 OMA 16 2 0 0 0 0.0 0 0.0 0 0 0 0 -- 0 0 0
Total   124 110 0 0 0 27.0 0 0.0 5 2 3 55 18.3 29 1 7

Career Transactions
DateTransaction
02-28-2065Post Digestive Thunderclap has retired from football.
08-28-2062The Omaha Oozen Oz have waived Post Digestive Thunderclap.
08-07-2062The Omaha Oozen Oz have moved Russ Bartholomew, Rosie Macon, Joe Case, Paul Powell, Cliff Gast, Leon Alexander, and Dick Landsee to the active roster. The Omaha Oozen Oz have moved Mooey Malo, Auntie Blowby, Mongo, I. Stan DeLone, Twinkletoes Terwilliger, Post Digestive Thunderclap, and Beanburst Jubilee to the inactive roster.
11-24-2059The Omaha Oozen Oz have moved Post Digestive Thunderclap to the active roster.
11-17-2059The Omaha Oozen Oz have moved Kaka Hoop to the active roster. The Omaha Oozen Oz have moved Post Digestive Thunderclap to the inactive roster.
11-16-2059Post Digestive Thunderclap of the Omaha Oozen Oz is injured with a mild concussion and is expected to be out for approximately 7 days.
09-08-2058Post Digestive Thunderclap of the Omaha Oozen Oz is injured with a hip contusion and is expected to be out for approximately 5 days.
12-31-2057The Omaha Oozen Oz have placed Post Digestive Thunderclap on the Injured Reserve list for the remainder of the season.
12-30-2057Post Digestive Thunderclap of the Omaha Oozen Oz is injured with an MCL sprain and is expected to be out for approximately 32 days.
10-29-2056The Omaha Oozen Oz have moved Post Digestive Thunderclap to the active roster. The Omaha Oozen Oz have moved Ben Tiplin to the inactive roster.
10-16-2056The Omaha Oozen Oz have moved Dirty Byrd and Ben Tiplin to the active roster. The Omaha Oozen Oz have moved Post Digestive Thunderclap and Wild Side to the inactive roster.
10-08-2056Post Digestive Thunderclap of the Omaha Oozen Oz is injured with an ankle ligament sprain and is expected to be out for approximately 18 days.
08-31-2054The Omaha Oozen Oz have moved Post Digestive Thunderclap to the active roster.
08-31-2054The Omaha Oozen Oz have moved Long John Lurkin, Fragrant Abuse, and Dick Lewis to the active roster. The Omaha Oozen Oz have moved Dirty Byrd and Post Digestive Thunderclap to the inactive roster.
08-16-2054The Omaha Oozen Oz have moved Paul Allen, Beef Brothel, and Post Digestive Thunderclap to the active roster. The Omaha Oozen Oz have moved Howie Dudat, One-eye Fatman, Fragrant Abuse, and Dick Lewis to the inactive roster.
08-16-2054The Omaha Oozen Oz have changed Daryl Bailey's name to Post Digestive Thunderclap.