| BIOGRAPHICAL DATA |
| Total Rating |
B-
|
Conditioning |
95% |
| Status |
Deceased (05-11-2086) |
Potential |
D- |
| Age at Death |
65
|
Born |
03-22-2021 in Fort Worth, TX |
| Drafted |
Round 2, Pick 48 (2043) |
Experience |
12 Years (250 Wks) |
| College |
College of Boston, 2043 |
Salary |
845 ($925.948M/2109 $) |
| OFFENSE |
DEFENSE |
SPEC TEAMS |
| Throw Power |
D+ |
Catching |
D |
Pass Cover |
B |
Kick Power |
F |
| Throw Acc |
D+ |
Pass Blocking |
D |
Run Cover |
C+ |
Kick Acc |
D+ |
| Carrying |
C+ |
Run Blocking |
D- |
Tackling |
B- |
Kick Return |
D- |
| |
|
|
|
Pursuit |
C+ |
|
|
| PHYSICAL |
MENTAL |
DEXTERITY |
| Speed |
C- |
Stamina |
C |
Execution |
B+ |
Agility |
B- |
| Strength |
B |
Health |
D |
Aggressiveness |
D |
Hands |
C- |
| Jumping |
C- |
|
|
Attitude |
A |
Break Tackle |
D+ |
| ROLES |
| QB |
D |
C |
D+ |
DT |
C+ |
SS |
C+ |
K |
F |
GUN |
C |
| WR |
D+ |
G |
C- |
DE |
C |
FS |
C |
P |
F |
KR |
D+ |
| HB/TB |
C- |
T |
C- |
ILB |
B- |
CB |
C |
LS |
D |
KRB |
C- |
| FB |
C- |
TE |
D+ |
OLB |
B- |
H |
D |
HT |
C- |
KOS |
D- |
|
| Notes: |
tkl-B+@2;2044, str=A-@2;2044 str=A@4;2045 |
|---|
| Year |
Team |
G |
GS |
TKL |
SOLO |
AST |
SACK |
SAF |
STF |
DEF |
BRK |
INT |
INTY |
AVG |
LNG |
TD |
FF |
| 2043 |
OMA |
16 |
16 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0.0 |
0 |
0.0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
-- |
0 |
0 |
0 |
| 2044 |
OMA |
16 |
16 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0.0 |
0 |
0.0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
-- |
0 |
0 |
0 |
| 2045 |
OMA |
16 |
16 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0.0 |
0 |
0.0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
-- |
0 |
0 |
0 |
| 2046 |
OMA |
16 |
16 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0.0 |
0 |
0.0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
-- |
0 |
0 |
1 |
| 2047 |
OMA |
16 |
14 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0.0 |
0 |
0.0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
-- |
0 |
0 |
1 |
| 2048 |
OMA |
16 |
16 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
2.0 |
0 |
0.0 |
2 |
2 |
0 |
0 |
-- |
0 |
0 |
0 |
| 2049 |
OMA |
16 |
16 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
1.0 |
0 |
0.0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
-- |
0 |
0 |
0 |
| 2050 |
OMA |
16 |
16 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
1.0 |
0 |
0.0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
-- |
0 |
0 |
1 |
| 2051 |
OMA |
16 |
14 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
2.0 |
0 |
0.0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
-- |
0 |
0 |
0 |
| 2052 |
OMA |
16 |
1 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0.0 |
0 |
0.0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
-- |
0 |
0 |
0 |
| 2053 |
OMA |
16 |
2 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
2.0 |
0 |
0.0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
-- |
0 |
0 |
1 |
| 2054 |
OMA |
16 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0.0 |
0 |
0.0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
-- |
0 |
0 |
0 |
| Total |
|
192 |
143 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
8.0 |
0 |
0.0 |
2 |
2 |
0 |
0 |
-- |
0 |
0 |
4 |
Career Transactions
| Date | Transaction |
| 02-28-2057 | Long John Lurkin has retired from football. |
| 09-05-2055 | The Omaha Oozen Oz have waived Long John Lurkin. |
| 08-09-2055 | The Omaha Oozen Oz have moved Clarence Ruthstrom, Renfield U. Astle, Dirty Byrd, Auntie Blowby, Beef Brothel, Tim Holler, and Glen Corbett to the active roster. The Omaha Oozen Oz have moved Tutu Twain, Long John Lurkin, Kissimmee Quick, Howie Dudat, Tommy Toews, Fragrant Abuse, Emmet Koch, and Wild Side to the inactive roster. |
| 08-31-2054 | The Omaha Oozen Oz have moved Long John Lurkin, Fragrant Abuse, and Dick Lewis to the active roster. The Omaha Oozen Oz have moved Dirty Byrd and Post Digestive Thunderclap to the inactive roster. |
| 08-16-2054 | The Omaha Oozen Oz have moved Bivian "Bow Wow" Bowser and Matt Engelberger to the active roster. The Omaha Oozen Oz have moved Long John Lurkin to the inactive roster. |
| 09-06-2048 | The Omaha Oozen Oz have moved Long John Lurkin, Mack Weigh, Homer E. Rottick, Esq, Mustafa Turnover, Ivan Itch, One-eye Fatman, and Hal Badizzitt to the active roster. The Omaha Oozen Oz have moved Jack Smit, Carl Vinatieri, Berry Goodbread, Dick Piccolo, and Reelie O'Reilly to the inactive roster. |
| 08-16-2048 | The Omaha Oozen Oz have moved Jack Orns and Kaka Hoop to the active roster. The Omaha Oozen Oz have moved Long John Lurkin and One-eye Fatman to the inactive roster. |
| 08-18-2047 | The Omaha Oozen Oz have moved Long John Lurkin, Nate Wheeler, Russian Wolunder, Lumpy Garvey, Kissimmee Quick, Cryan Ryan O'Bryen, and Ivan Itch to the active roster. The Omaha Oozen Oz have moved Nolan Knowles, Spark Pfleuger, I.C.U. Long, Herb Ross, Dick Wood, Alex Silipo, and Tommy Toews to the inactive roster. |
| 08-11-2047 | The Omaha Oozen Oz have moved Alex Silipo to the active roster. The Omaha Oozen Oz have moved Long John Lurkin to the inactive roster. |
| 08-11-2047 | Long John Lurkin of the Omaha Oozen Oz is injured with a leg contusion and is expected to be out for approximately 6 days. |
| 08-10-2043 | The Omaha Oozen Oz have changed Tom Wilson's name to Long John Lurkin. |
| 08-10-2043 | The Omaha Oozen Oz have moved Tom Wilson, Algy Leftridge, and Slick Schick to the active roster. The Omaha Oozen Oz have moved Beez Knee Bucklin, Bob Harlow, and Bill Matsos to the inactive roster. |
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