| Date | Transaction |
| 02-28-2059 | Anatomically Enhanced-Andrew has retired from football. |
| 09-10-2057 | The Omaha Oozen Oz have waived Anatomically Enhanced-Andrew. |
| 04-29-2057 | The Omaha Oozen Oz have moved Auntie Blowby to the active roster. The Omaha Oozen Oz have moved Anatomically Enhanced-Andrew to the inactive roster. |
| 09-04-2056 | The Omaha Oozen Oz have moved Emmet Koch, Deputy Doggett, Howie Felton-Monday, Naughten m'Haas, Rock Wall, Anatomically Enhanced-Andrew, Rowan d'Horn, Boston Healy, Existential Angst, and Mongo to the active roster. The Omaha Oozen Oz have moved Howitser Hertzer, Roger Jacobs, Dirty Byrd, Barry Gladiator, Letter Ripp, Ben Tiplin, Cox Coombs, John McDonald, Tacky Cardea, Flogging Cap'n Corbett, and Piston Racer to the inactive roster. |
| 08-07-2056 | The Omaha Oozen Oz have moved James Coombs, Danny Kroll, Howitser Hertzer, Barry Gladiator, and Beanburst Jubilee to the active roster. The Omaha Oozen Oz have moved Howie Felton-Monday, Naughten m'Haas, Boston Healy, Rock Wall, and Anatomically Enhanced-Andrew to the inactive roster. |
| 11-17-2053 | The Omaha Oozen Oz have moved Anatomically Enhanced-Andrew to the active roster. The Omaha Oozen Oz have moved Kevin "Thad" Castles to the inactive roster. |
| 10-27-2053 | The Omaha Oozen Oz have moved Kevin "Thad" Castles to the active roster. The Omaha Oozen Oz have moved Anatomically Enhanced-Andrew to the inactive roster. |
| 10-26-2053 | Anatomically Enhanced-Andrew of the Omaha Oozen Oz is injured with a shoulder muscle strain and is expected to be out for approximately 18 days. |
| 08-25-2053 | The Omaha Oozen Oz have moved Boston Healy, Joe Barrett, Fragrant Abuse, Dick Lewis, and Anatomically Enhanced-Andrew to the active roster. The Omaha Oozen Oz have moved Dimlee Lett-Klown, Jim Jackson, Kevin "Thad" Castles, Bobo Balboa, and Ivan Eddake to the inactive roster. |
| 08-04-2053 | The Omaha Oozen Oz have moved Marv Poppins, Nick Simon, Dimlee Lett-Klown, Ricky Plump, Mongo, Kerry Winey, Bobo Balboa, John Murphy, Ivan Eddake, and Zen DeBagg to the active roster. The Omaha Oozen Oz have moved Tutu Twain, Kissimmee Quick, Boston Healy, Howie Dudat, Keds Arthur Kix, Hawk Lugee, Fragrant Abuse, Dick Lewis, Emmet Koch, and Anatomically Enhanced-Andrew to the inactive roster. |
| 12-30-2052 | The Omaha Oozen Oz have placed Anatomically Enhanced-Andrew on the Injured Reserve list for the remainder of the season. |
| 12-29-2052 | Anatomically Enhanced-Andrew of the Omaha Oozen Oz is injured with a neck nerve injury and is expected to be out for approximately 36 days. |
| 09-17-2051 | Anatomically Enhanced-Andrew of the Omaha Oozen Oz is injured with a hip contusion and is expected to be out for approximately 10 days. |
| 08-27-2051 | The Omaha Oozen Oz have moved Tutu Twain, Howie Felton-Monday, Lumpy Garvey, Kissimmee Quick, One-eye Fatman, Slick Schick, and Anatomically Enhanced-Andrew to the active roster. The Omaha Oozen Oz have moved James McElwain, I.C.U. Long, Kaka Hoop, Meander Melander, Doc Turner, Bob Dennery, and Tacky Cardea to the inactive roster. |
| 08-07-2051 | The Omaha Oozen Oz have moved Jack Meese, Mike Melander, Ed Larose, Glen Lewis, Willie Robbins, and Charlie Tiller to the active roster. The Omaha Oozen Oz have moved Howie Felton-Monday, Reelie O'Reilly, Howie Dudat, Mike Fortmann, One-eye Fatman, Deputy Doggett, Slick Schick, and Anatomically Enhanced-Andrew to the inactive roster. |
| 01-09-2050 | Anatomically Enhanced-Andrew of the Omaha Oozen Oz is injured with a mild concussion and is expected to be out for approximately 4 days. |
| 04-28-2047 | The Omaha Oozen Oz have moved Tommy Toews and Anatomically Enhanced-Andrew to the active roster. The Omaha Oozen Oz have moved Tyreo Huzvar and Ivan Itch to the inactive roster. |
| 01-07-2047 | The Omaha Oozen Oz have moved Mustafa Turnover to the active roster. The Omaha Oozen Oz have moved Anatomically Enhanced-Andrew to the inactive roster. |
| 01-06-2047 | Anatomically Enhanced-Andrew of the Omaha Oozen Oz is injured with a shoulder muscle strain and is expected to be out for approximately 19 days. |
| 09-10-2045 | The Omaha Oozen Oz have changed Green Tamburello's name to Anatomically Enhanced-Andrew. |
| 08-07-2045 | The Omaha Oozen Oz have moved Austin Felton and Green Tamburello to the active roster. The Omaha Oozen Oz have moved Warlock Morlock and Fred Barney to the inactive roster. |
| 08-07-2045 | The Omaha Oozen Oz have changed Dan Tamburello's name to Green Tamburello. |
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