Franco Harris Football League
09-22-2110
#53|Anatomically Enhanced-Andrew Linebacker
Retired (2058, Age 35)
BIOGRAPHICAL DATA
Total Rating B   Help Conditioning 95%
Status Deceased (03-05-2087) Potential A+
Age at Death 63 Born 09-30-2023 in Chicago, IL
Drafted Round 1, Pick 27 (2045) Experience 12 Years (237 Wks)
College State College of Oregon, 2045 Salary 845 ($993.079M/2110 $)
OFFENSE DEFENSE SPEC TEAMS
Throw Power D  Catching C- Pass Cover B- Kick Power D 
Throw Acc C- Pass Blocking D  Run Cover B- Kick Acc D-
Carrying C  Run Blocking D  Tackling B+ Kick Return D-
        Pursuit C     
PHYSICAL MENTAL DEXTERITY
Speed C  Stamina C- Execution B- Agility C+
Strength B+ Health F  Aggressiveness D+ Hands C 
Jumping C+     Attitude A+ Break Tackle D+
ROLES
QB D+ C D+ DT B- SS C+ K F  GUN C+
WR D+ G C- DE C+ FS C  P F  KR D+
HB/TB D+ T C- ILB B  CB C+ LS D+ KRB D+
FB C- TE D+ OLB B  H D  HT C  KOS D-
Notes: str=A-@10;2045 str=A@10;2046 Exe=B@1;2048
Year Team G GS TKL SOLO AST SACK SAF STF DEF BRK INT INTY AVG LNG TD FF
2045 OMA 16 14 0 0 0 0.0 0 0.0 0 0 0 0 -- 0 0 0
2046 OMA 16 16 0 0 0 0.0 0 0.0 1 1 0 0 -- 0 0 0
2047 OMA 16 16 0 0 0 0.0 0 0.0 2 1 1 0 0.0 0 0 0
2048 OMA 16 16 0 0 0 0.0 0 0.0 3 0 3 22 7.3 12 0 0
2049 OMA 16 16 0 0 0 0.0 0 0.0 4 3 1 2 2.0 2 0 1
2050 OMA 16 16 0 0 0 0.0 0 0.0 0 0 0 0 -- 0 0 0
2051 OMA 15 15 0 0 0 0.0 0 0.0 3 1 2 11 5.5 9 0 0
2052 OMA 16 16 0 0 0 0.0 0 0.0 0 0 0 0 -- 0 0 0
2053 OMA 13 13 0 0 0 0.0 0 0.0 0 0 0 0 -- 0 0 0
2054 OMA 16 15 0 0 0 1.0 0 0.0 0 0 0 0 -- 0 0 1
2055 OMA 16 9 0 0 0 0.0 0 0.0 1 0 1 10 10.0 10 0 0
2056 OMA 16 3 0 0 0 1.0 0 0.0 0 0 0 0 -- 0 0 0
Total   188 165 0 0 0 2.0 0 0.0 14 6 8 45 5.6 12 0 2

Career Transactions
DateTransaction
02-28-2059Anatomically Enhanced-Andrew has retired from football.
09-10-2057The Omaha Oozen Oz have waived Anatomically Enhanced-Andrew.
04-29-2057The Omaha Oozen Oz have moved Auntie Blowby to the active roster. The Omaha Oozen Oz have moved Anatomically Enhanced-Andrew to the inactive roster.
09-04-2056The Omaha Oozen Oz have moved Emmet Koch, Deputy Doggett, Howie Felton-Monday, Naughten m'Haas, Rock Wall, Anatomically Enhanced-Andrew, Rowan d'Horn, Boston Healy, Existential Angst, and Mongo to the active roster. The Omaha Oozen Oz have moved Howitser Hertzer, Roger Jacobs, Dirty Byrd, Barry Gladiator, Letter Ripp, Ben Tiplin, Cox Coombs, John McDonald, Tacky Cardea, Flogging Cap'n Corbett, and Piston Racer to the inactive roster.
08-07-2056The Omaha Oozen Oz have moved James Coombs, Danny Kroll, Howitser Hertzer, Barry Gladiator, and Beanburst Jubilee to the active roster. The Omaha Oozen Oz have moved Howie Felton-Monday, Naughten m'Haas, Boston Healy, Rock Wall, and Anatomically Enhanced-Andrew to the inactive roster.
11-17-2053The Omaha Oozen Oz have moved Anatomically Enhanced-Andrew to the active roster. The Omaha Oozen Oz have moved Kevin "Thad" Castles to the inactive roster.
10-27-2053The Omaha Oozen Oz have moved Kevin "Thad" Castles to the active roster. The Omaha Oozen Oz have moved Anatomically Enhanced-Andrew to the inactive roster.
10-26-2053Anatomically Enhanced-Andrew of the Omaha Oozen Oz is injured with a shoulder muscle strain and is expected to be out for approximately 18 days.
08-25-2053The Omaha Oozen Oz have moved Boston Healy, Joe Barrett, Fragrant Abuse, Dick Lewis, and Anatomically Enhanced-Andrew to the active roster. The Omaha Oozen Oz have moved Dimlee Lett-Klown, Jim Jackson, Kevin "Thad" Castles, Bobo Balboa, and Ivan Eddake to the inactive roster.
08-04-2053The Omaha Oozen Oz have moved Marv Poppins, Nick Simon, Dimlee Lett-Klown, Ricky Plump, Mongo, Kerry Winey, Bobo Balboa, John Murphy, Ivan Eddake, and Zen DeBagg to the active roster. The Omaha Oozen Oz have moved Tutu Twain, Kissimmee Quick, Boston Healy, Howie Dudat, Keds Arthur Kix, Hawk Lugee, Fragrant Abuse, Dick Lewis, Emmet Koch, and Anatomically Enhanced-Andrew to the inactive roster.
12-30-2052The Omaha Oozen Oz have placed Anatomically Enhanced-Andrew on the Injured Reserve list for the remainder of the season.
12-29-2052Anatomically Enhanced-Andrew of the Omaha Oozen Oz is injured with a neck nerve injury and is expected to be out for approximately 36 days.
09-17-2051Anatomically Enhanced-Andrew of the Omaha Oozen Oz is injured with a hip contusion and is expected to be out for approximately 10 days.
08-27-2051The Omaha Oozen Oz have moved Tutu Twain, Howie Felton-Monday, Lumpy Garvey, Kissimmee Quick, One-eye Fatman, Slick Schick, and Anatomically Enhanced-Andrew to the active roster. The Omaha Oozen Oz have moved James McElwain, I.C.U. Long, Kaka Hoop, Meander Melander, Doc Turner, Bob Dennery, and Tacky Cardea to the inactive roster.
08-07-2051The Omaha Oozen Oz have moved Jack Meese, Mike Melander, Ed Larose, Glen Lewis, Willie Robbins, and Charlie Tiller to the active roster. The Omaha Oozen Oz have moved Howie Felton-Monday, Reelie O'Reilly, Howie Dudat, Mike Fortmann, One-eye Fatman, Deputy Doggett, Slick Schick, and Anatomically Enhanced-Andrew to the inactive roster.
01-09-2050Anatomically Enhanced-Andrew of the Omaha Oozen Oz is injured with a mild concussion and is expected to be out for approximately 4 days.
04-28-2047The Omaha Oozen Oz have moved Tommy Toews and Anatomically Enhanced-Andrew to the active roster. The Omaha Oozen Oz have moved Tyreo Huzvar and Ivan Itch to the inactive roster.
01-07-2047The Omaha Oozen Oz have moved Mustafa Turnover to the active roster. The Omaha Oozen Oz have moved Anatomically Enhanced-Andrew to the inactive roster.
01-06-2047Anatomically Enhanced-Andrew of the Omaha Oozen Oz is injured with a shoulder muscle strain and is expected to be out for approximately 19 days.
09-10-2045The Omaha Oozen Oz have changed Green Tamburello's name to Anatomically Enhanced-Andrew.
08-07-2045The Omaha Oozen Oz have moved Austin Felton and Green Tamburello to the active roster. The Omaha Oozen Oz have moved Warlock Morlock and Fred Barney to the inactive roster.
08-07-2045The Omaha Oozen Oz have changed Dan Tamburello's name to Green Tamburello.