| Date | Transaction |
| 02-28-2059 | Tutu Twain has retired from football. |
| 04-29-2057 | The Omaha Oozen Oz have waived Tutu Twain. |
| 09-05-2055 | The Omaha Oozen Oz have moved Napkins Adkins, Griff Tellett-Hertz, Emmet Koch, Kissimmee Quick, and Tutu Twain to the active roster. The Omaha Oozen Oz have moved Lamar Moss, Ken Walczak, Howie Holler, Letter Ripp, and Renfield U. Astle to the inactive roster. |
| 08-09-2055 | The Omaha Oozen Oz have moved Clarence Ruthstrom, Renfield U. Astle, Dirty Byrd, Auntie Blowby, Beef Brothel, Tim Holler, and Glen Corbett to the active roster. The Omaha Oozen Oz have moved Tutu Twain, Long John Lurkin, Kissimmee Quick, Howie Dudat, Tommy Toews, Fragrant Abuse, Emmet Koch, and Wild Side to the inactive roster. |
| 01-10-2055 | Tutu Twain of the Omaha Oozen Oz is injured with a rib fracture and is expected to be out for approximately 23 days. |
| 09-13-2054 | Tutu Twain of the Omaha Oozen Oz is injured with a hip muscle strain and is expected to be out for approximately 17 days. |
| 08-25-2053 | The Omaha Oozen Oz have moved Tutu Twain, Kissimmee Quick, Deputy Doggett, and Emmet Koch to the active roster. The Omaha Oozen Oz have moved Marv Poppins, Pass Tromey Enrye, and Tacky Cardea to the inactive roster. |
| 08-04-2053 | The Omaha Oozen Oz have moved Marv Poppins, Nick Simon, Dimlee Lett-Klown, Ricky Plump, Mongo, Kerry Winey, Bobo Balboa, John Murphy, Ivan Eddake, and Zen DeBagg to the active roster. The Omaha Oozen Oz have moved Tutu Twain, Kissimmee Quick, Boston Healy, Howie Dudat, Keds Arthur Kix, Hawk Lugee, Fragrant Abuse, Dick Lewis, Emmet Koch, and Anatomically Enhanced-Andrew to the inactive roster. |
| 11-24-2052 | The Omaha Oozen Oz have moved Tutu Twain and Howie Dudat to the active roster. The Omaha Oozen Oz have moved Ricky Plump and Bobo Balboa to the inactive roster. |
| 10-28-2052 | The Omaha Oozen Oz have moved Bobo Balboa, Glen Kowalski, and Boston Healy to the active roster. The Omaha Oozen Oz have moved Kevin "Thad" Castles, Hawk Lugee, Howie Dudat, and Tutu Twain to the inactive roster. |
| 10-27-2052 | Tutu Twain of the Omaha Oozen Oz is injured with a hamstring strain and is expected to be out for approximately 31 days. |
| 08-25-2052 | The Omaha Oozen Oz have moved Tutu Twain, Howie Felton-Monday, Kissimmee Quick, Rowan d'Horn, and Griff Tellett-Hertz to the active roster. The Omaha Oozen Oz have moved Marv Poppins, Joe Mahmah, King Fischer, Tacky Cardea, and Jim Roberts to the inactive roster. |
| 04-28-2052 | The Omaha Oozen Oz have moved Existential Angst, Joe Mahmah, Tacky Cardea, and Jim Roberts to the active roster. The Omaha Oozen Oz have moved Tutu Twain, Lumpy Garvey, Rowan d'Horn, Flying Weasel Studderstip, and Slick Schick to the inactive roster. |
| 10-29-2051 | The Omaha Oozen Oz have moved Tutu Twain to the active roster. The Omaha Oozen Oz have moved Existential Angst to the inactive roster. |
| 10-01-2051 | The Omaha Oozen Oz have moved Doc Turner to the active roster. The Omaha Oozen Oz have moved Tutu Twain to the inactive roster. |
| 10-01-2051 | Tutu Twain of the Omaha Oozen Oz is injured with an ankle ligament sprain and is expected to be out for approximately 28 days. |
| 08-27-2051 | The Omaha Oozen Oz have moved Tutu Twain, Howie Felton-Monday, Lumpy Garvey, Kissimmee Quick, One-eye Fatman, Slick Schick, and Anatomically Enhanced-Andrew to the active roster. The Omaha Oozen Oz have moved James McElwain, I.C.U. Long, Kaka Hoop, Meander Melander, Doc Turner, Bob Dennery, and Tacky Cardea to the inactive roster. |
| 08-14-2051 | The Omaha Oozen Oz have changed Two Two Twain's name to Tutu Twain. |
| 08-14-2051 | The Omaha Oozen Oz have changed Bean Chili Chamblee's name to Two Two Twain. |
| 04-30-2051 | The Omaha Oozen Oz have changed Aaron "Bean Chili" Chamblee's name to Bean Chili Chamblee. |
| 01-02-2051 | The Omaha Oozen Oz have moved Kissimmee Quick and Fragrant Abuse to the active roster. The Omaha Oozen Oz have moved Aaron "Bean Chili" Chamblee and Reelie O'Reilly to the inactive roster. |
| 12-26-2050 | The Omaha Oozen Oz have changed Aaron Chamblee's name to Aaron "Bean Chili" Chamblee. |
| 12-26-2050 | Trade #84595 has been completed between the Omaha Oozen Oz and the Tulsa Reapers. The Tulsa Reapers receive Bean Brito (WR), Draft Pick - 2052 Round 1 (OMA) from the Omaha Oozen Oz in exchange for Aaron Chamblee (RB). |
| 10-16-2050 | The Tulsa Reapers have placed Aaron Chamblee on the trade block. |
| 08-29-2050 | The Tulsa Reapers have moved Aaron Chamblee to the active roster. The Tulsa Reapers have moved Ralph Kerr to the inactive roster. |
| 08-08-2050 | The Tulsa Reapers have moved Bill White and Nick Sweeney to the active roster. The Tulsa Reapers have moved Aaron Chamblee and Wally Flaherty to the inactive roster. |
| 09-13-2048 | Aaron Chamblee of the Birmingham SJW Killers is injured with an MCL sprain and is expected to be out for approximately 46 days. |
| 10-27-2047 | Aaron Chamblee of the Birmingham SJW Killers is injured with a hamstring strain and is expected to be out for approximately 34 days. |
| 09-22-2047 | Aaron Chamblee of the Birmingham SJW Killers is injured with a leg contusion and is expected to be out for approximately 8 days. |
| 08-05-2047 | The Birmingham SJW Killers have moved Aaron Chamblee to the active roster. The Birmingham SJW Killers have moved Ollie Colvin to the inactive roster. |
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